I'm not sure if the "evolution tree" is meant to be a joke, it seems to have no overall theme.
I mean for example, why would the Flintstones (who are a cartoon and not real) would be lower than Neanderthals?
I get it, she tried a witty "sci fi pop culture reference" thing with jews evolving into ferengi, Flinstones being there, Americans being dumber than Canadians and Drunks evolving into Irish, japanese into robots, but she could not seem to be insistent on continuing the trend.
Why are Gibbons and Rastas related? They look nothing alike. Or Mimes and Retards? Greeks and Transvestites? Germans, French and dogs? Didn't Nerds evolve into scientists, not the other way around? Pretty sure there are a lot of non scientist nerds.
After breaking my mind with autism to understand it, I can safely say that the reasoning of this, even if we take it to be a joke, is just so broken and full of plot holes that its worse than Star Trek Insurrection.
Wow that "thesis" is just a total shitshow. I'm not sure she's ever written up a proper scientific research paper if this is something she's proud to show off. And she's citing what, a single source? And if you've got even a cursory knowledge of higher level physics, it's obvious she has no fucking idea what she's talking about, but she knows enough to think she does. Dangerous combo.
Faye Kane is not at all keen to have her real name and face connected to her online shenanigans. It seems like she's been sedulously DMCA'ing everything linked in this thread.
Not to belabor the obvious, but a cornerstone of Faye Kane's schtick is being a gross pervert. In addition to marathon gangbang rape (white guys only), she has a longstanding fascination with the sex lives of the Hensel sisters, conjoined twins who share a common lower body.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hensel_twins_nude_by_faye_kane-d6r3duq-jpg.71784/
HI!!
I'm Annabelle Brittania , and welcome to my web site!
At recess, sometimes men grownups try to be friendly to me, but our teacher makes the janitor chase them away.
My friend Faye told me that a boy in our class likes me but he's geeky and shy, so I had Faye take this picture and give it to him so he'll talk to me.
But I don't think he likes me because when Faye saw the picture in his locker, he had blowed his nose on it!
Yecckh!!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/geneticallyengineeredforagentlemanspleasure_by_faye_kane-d6r37sh-jpg.71769/
[Instead of curing disease this is how cloning will be used...]
It all started with Grandma. (Her hiney is on the other side).
Mommy says the Raelians genetically engineered her for a Japanese business man who kept her in a cage with a monkey, but I bet that's probably just a lie like Santa Claus.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/abigailbrittany_by_faye_kane-d6r35we-jpg.71767/
[Sexy in Stereo]
This is one of the pictures Uncle Louie took of me in high heels and blonde wigs. Don't I look pretty!
I found this picture in the guest room. Uncle Louie blowed HIS nose on it, too!
Mommy must like this picture, because she took it away!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/three_waysex_by_faye_kane-d6r3bhg-jpg.71780/
[Double your pleasure, double your fun...]
A lot of folks don't know it, but my sister Cindy has the opposite problem as me.
At Thanksgiving, Uncle Louie wanted her to make a movie in New Jersey with five men, but Daddy hit him and threw him out of our house.
Daddy must really HATE New Jersey!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/valentine_by_faye_kane-d6r3c1h-jpg.71785/
[Valentina's Dinner]
Here's a picture that my cousin Valentina's boyfriend took.
His name is Leroy Slim and he wears diamond rings and a pretty fur coat. He isn't jealous like other boyfriends; in fact every night he brings LOTS of men home to visit her!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/two_wayrae_by_faye_kane-d6r3btr-jpg.71781/
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/populargirl_by_faye_kane-d6r3a8v-jpg.71783/
[She does missionary and 69 at the same time!]
These days, nobody chases mutants away like in Elephant Man and X-Men. In fact, cousin Vickie is the most popular girl in the dorm!
She said that boys knock on her door ALL night long, starting right after the bars close... and some of the girls, too!
Gee, it must be GREAT to be popular!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/makingthemostofthefailedcloningexperiment_by_faye_kane-d6r39nl-jpg.71782/
[your]
When I asked mommy what a "dopplegang bang" is, she said it was a special kind of dance that grownup men and women do.
I snuck in and took this picture of Vickie dancing with boys on a "double" date.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hineyhead_by_faye_kane-d6r394y-jpg.71789/
[What are YOU lookin' at!]
This is my cousin Brenda. Between us, we're two complete people!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/birthdefectgirlarrestedforpublicnudity_by_faye_kane-d6r353n-jpg.71775/
[Bizarro World]
When Aunt Linda forgets to take her medicine, she always gets arrested for going bare in public!
SILLY Aunt Linda!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/quadrospanked_by_faye_kane-d6r3aix-jpg.71779/
[Spank that quadropus!]
Vickie joined a club where the people all wear leather costumes like Batman.
I'll NEVER understand grownups!!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/gettingsomesun_by_faye_kane-d6r37vl-jpg.71774/
[Sitting Pretty!]
Here's Aunt Petunia getting some sun.
Aunt Petunia doesn't talk very much!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/coat_of_arms_by_faye_kane-d5s7e1z-jpg.71770/
This is our family coat of arms...
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/happenstance_by_faye_kane-d6r38xa-jpg.71773/
[open for business!]
...and we welcome you with open arms!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/well_connected_by_faye_kane-d6r3ck7-jpg.71786/
[Twisted Sisters!]
Finally, this is from our family reunion, with lots of "union" ...and intersection, too!
It's the time when we all con-join hands!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/sleeptight_by_faye_kane-d6r3b6j-jpg.71764/
[Abagail Brittany Hensel Twins]
Well, that's all, 'cause it's my bedtime now. Look how Uncle Louie tucks me in--he's FUNNY!!
I sure hope you liked my album!
Love,
-- Annabelle Brittania :-) :-)
This page was created back in the day when meta tags drove SEO. A peek at her code shows Faye was gaming tags to boost her pagerank in searches for "conjoined twins," "conjoined twins family album," and every possible nickname and misspelling of "abigail," "brittany," and "hensel."
At the end, she polls her readers' thoughts on her witty and clever social commentary - she just loves that old-lady racism, so of course one of the choices is that she deserves to be "Beaten by negros." Furthermore, she notes,
Oh, Faye.
But here's where things veer in a genuinely creepy direction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel/Archive_1
Before being permabanned from Wikipedia, Faye was heavily involved in editing the Hensel twins' article as both Faye Kane and TechnoFaye Kane. She became huffy over admin deletion of links to images of the twins on her (Faye's) myspace page, and posted snippets of her personal correspondence with Abby and Brit to show why she was right and the admins were wrong.
Faye claims to have struck up a real-life email friendship with the Hensel twins when they were still underage, convincing them to send her exclusive personal images that she used to drive traffic from wikipedia to her myspace.
Pretending to be a younger person in order to get minors to send you pictures online never looks good. When placed in context with the photomanipulated nudes, Faye's actions here seem pretty fucking shady.
I haven't any evidence for this, but given the ways in which Faye enjoyed messing with wikipedia, I am willing to believe she never had exclusive personal pictures of the Hensel twins as she claimed, but was using the promise of such pictures to trick unwitting people on the talk page for the Hensel's article into visiting her shock site.
Well, she could be just having a massive trolling fetish I guess that makes her go camp out in the woods in a fake "cave tent" and such. People did do weirder things and I have learned on these forums to never outrule something as "too stupid" when lolcows are concerned.
That hypothesis is pushed mostly by Simon Baron-Cohen (Borat's cousin). even with the most generous assessment you kinda have to comment that the concept of categorizing the "types of brains" into "male and female" based on their qualities is trite and misleading when they're not actually evenly split along gender lines, and using male qualities or whatever to describe autism is going to be at best oversimplifying to explain a few aspects of a complex disorder.
I'm less familiar with Faye than most of you are, until a couple days ago I didn't know she existed and have only read a couple of her pieces so far, but already I can tell she isn't an "autistic savant" like she claims. She is competent in too many areas for her to be considered one by most measures. Autistic savants are almost always people who have difficulty feeding themselves, communicating and tying their shoes but nonetheless have one or two remarkable abilities, like Alonzo Clemens, say. This obviously doesn't apply to her because the tism doesn't seem to have been a huge issue and she was even fairly successful before she decided to give it all up and become a sex slave. (Regardless I am skeptical that she was told this in a professional setting, the world isn't fuckin Rain Man.)
The term is often applied to Daniel Tammet who isn't significantly impaired developmentally, but he's considered an extremely exceptional case. I doubt from what I glean of her that the jizm tism is the main factor at work here; I'm no shrink but her behavior seems to point to borderline or another personality disorder.
More to the point though, Faye isn't really interesting because she is autistic like every other lolcow, she is interesting because she is an insane sex freak. you must be a virgin to the internet if you believe that women are not also bottomless pits of sexual depravity because oh yes they fucking are. I would think anyone who has heard of what 2girlz1cup is would know this.
Since Faye Kane is active again, I'm going to necro this thread.
She claims to have her account here hacked by someone else, according to this post: https://archive.is/Yyqya . Then for some weird reason she posted on the Autphag/David Chac thread, shitting them up.
Deflection or poor internet security?
Does Faye Kane / her hacker know Autphag?
Okay, everybody, get out your "Horrifying" Icons; because....I just had the greatest brainstorm in the history of The Farms.
We, on the one hand, have a mature nymphomaniac who wants to be degraded sexually.
On the other, we have The Mayor of CWCville who is desperately searching for a Mommy He Can Fuck so he can spawn his godbearjesus ordained Christal.
Being sexed up by Da Mayor has got to be degrading enough for her tastes; and considering she lurked on Memory Fucking Alpha, she might be nerdy enough to be enthralled by his logorrhea about Pokeymans and Sanic.
Its a match made in....well, not heaven, exactly.
Lets put those two sweaty....hands....together!
Guaranteed tokamak reactor of lulz, with the only downside being the accidental spawning of the Autistic Antichrist.
Okay, everybody, get out your "Horrifying" Icons; because....I just had the greatest brainstorm in the history of The Farms.
We, on the one hand, have a mature nymphomaniac who wants to be degraded sexually.
On the other, we have The Mayor of CWCville who is desperately searching for a Mommy He Can Fuck so he can spawn his godbearjesus ordained Christal.
Being sexed up by Da Mayor has got to be degrading enough for her tastes; and considering she lurked on Memory Fucking Alpha, she might be nerdy enough to be enthralled by his logorrhea about Pokeymans and Sanic.
Its a match made in....well, not heaven, exactly.
Lets put those two sweaty....hands....together!
Guaranteed tokamak reactor of lulz, with the only downside being the accidental spawning of the Autistic Antichrist.
Okay, everybody, get out your "Horrifying" Icons; because....I just had the greatest brainstorm in the history of The Farms.
We, on the one hand, have a mature nymphomaniac who wants to be degraded sexually.
On the other, we have The Mayor of CWCville who is desperately searching for a Mommy He Can Fuck so he can spawn his godbearjesus ordained Christal.
Being sexed up by Da Mayor has got to be degrading enough for her tastes; and considering she lurked on Memory Fucking Alpha, she might be nerdy enough to be enthralled by his logorrhea about Pokeymans and Sanic.
Its a match made in....well, not heaven, exactly.
Lets put those two sweaty....hands....together!
Guaranteed tokamak reactor of lulz, with the only downside being the accidental spawning of the Autistic Antichrist.
That would be a lot of lulz, but I think this old autistic lady is simply making most of her crap up. I mean, I could build a fake tent in my garden and say I live out there, post a few pictures and get comfortably back into the house.
That would be a lot of lulz, but I think this old autistic lady is simply making most of her crap up. I mean, I could build a fake tent in my garden and say I live out there, post a few pictures and get comfortably back into the house.
Okay, everybody, get out your "Horrifying" Icons; because....I just had the greatest brainstorm in the history of The Farms.
We, on the one hand, have a mature nymphomaniac who wants to be degraded sexually.
On the other, we have The Mayor of CWCville who is desperately searching for a Mommy He Can Fuck so he can spawn his godbearjesus ordained Christal.
Being sexed up by Da Mayor has got to be degrading enough for her tastes; and considering she lurked on Memory Fucking Alpha, she might be nerdy enough to be enthralled by his logorrhea about Pokeymans and Sanic.
Its a match made in....well, not heaven, exactly.
Lets put those two sweaty....hands....together!
Guaranteed tokamak reactor of lulz, with the only downside being the accidental spawning of the Autistic Antichrist.
Okay, everybody, get out your "Horrifying" Icons; because....I just had the greatest brainstorm in the history of The Farms.
We, on the one hand, have a mature nymphomaniac who wants to be degraded sexually.
On the other, we have The Mayor of CWCville who is desperately searching for a Mommy He Can Fuck so he can spawn his godbearjesus ordained Christal.
Being sexed up by Da Mayor has got to be degrading enough for her tastes; and considering she lurked on Memory Fucking Alpha, she might be nerdy enough to be enthralled by his logorrhea about Pokeymans and Sanic.
Its a match made in....well, not heaven, exactly.
Lets put those two sweaty....hands....together!
Guaranteed tokamak reactor of lulz, with the only downside being the accidental spawning of the Autistic Antichrist.
She said on her website that it does not seek to please others
But she gets new BIG boob (seen naked pictures) for someone who does not seek to please ...
she is not able to read emotions or judge people
But she said intelligence is different with race
