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I have never been in the military, and I don't think I am allowed to serve in the military, but I just want to say that I am in fast not autistic.
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I have never been in the military, and I don't think I am allowed to serve in the military, but I just want to say that I am in fast not autistic.
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It's been going well so far honestly. That and if the most mockable thing about me is my shitty music tastes then I should be fine here.
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It's the "I'm X but I'm not like other X, those guys are idiots" that concerns me.
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Well I mean, I'm pretty terrible admittedly, but not the worst thing in history, soo shouldn't that count? *considers rating self optimistic*
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This is what we call "troll-shielding". It's a typical precursor to the Farms discovering that the person exhibiting the behavior in question is actually a cow themselves.
In layman's terms: you're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak.
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Can't see this ending in anything but disaster.
And speaking of disasters, Here's some newbie trying to get supporters for a GoFundMe page.
Also fetishes. Because fuck sanity.
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ICP sorta disappoints me. They could have done something really fun with the whole "messengers of a twisted afterlife" premise, but they didn't. Their music is ... boring. It baffles me that they've inspired such a large following.
That forum, however, crosses from bafflement into depression. Browsing the threads linked above left a bad taste in my mouth. Like malnourishment and sadness, flavored with bad grammar and cheap soda. Why on earth are they like this?
That forum, however, crosses from bafflement into depression. Browsing the threads linked above left a bad taste in my mouth. Like malnourishment and sadness, flavored with bad grammar and cheap soda. Why on earth are they like this?
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They're trailer trash who have nothing else to live for besides their stupid clown getup and terrible rap music. What did you expect?
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Oh boy a Juggalo thread:
Juggalo Ho posted:
R * I * P
*Anabelle Lotus Krawczyk*
05 – 11 – 2008
Mother ~ Julie aka Juggalo Julz
Father ~ Joe aka Druggalo JK47
BORN ~ Mothers Day, Sun.
May 11, 2008 10:39am
DIED ~ Mothers Day, Sun.
May 11, 2008 10:52
FROM MOMMA, JUGGALO JULZ::
MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT…
EVERY & ANY JUGGALO & JUGGALETTE IS INVITED TO MY BABY NINJETTE ANABELLE LOTUS KRAWCZYK FUNERAL…WERE ALL A FUCK’N FAMILY AND OUR LITTLE LOTUS IS GONE TO SHANGRI-LA…PLEASE WRITE ME BACK HERE OR EMAIL IF U WILL COME. IM STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENTS. ON DATE OR TIME YET..
BEST WISHES ~
PLEASE WEAR ANYTHING DARK LOTUS OR IF U FONT HAVE LOTUS ANYTHING PSYCHOPATHIC GEAR TO HER FUNERAL
PLEASE JUGGALOS IF U CAN DONATE ANYTHING EVEN.
$0.01 OR $1.OO WILL HELP US TO GET A HEADSTONE FOR OUR DAUGHTER.
YOU CAN DONATE AT THE FUNERAL OR IF U CANT ATTEND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DONATE ANYTHING TO OUR HOME AND EMAIL ME ON HERE AND I WILL SEND U MY ADDRESS…
PLEASE BRING A LOTUS FLOWER THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND. OR PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ONE.. IM HAVING A LOT TROUBLE FINDING IT…
PLEASE FAMILY COME AND SUPPORT US IN OUR DARKEST HOUR…NINJA DOWN
MCL JULIE & JOE
WHERE ~ MALEC & SONS FUNERAL HOME
ADDRESS ~ 6000 N. MILWAUKEE AVE.
CHICAGO IL 60646
FUNERAL HOME PHONE ~
DATE ~ FRIDAY MAY 23 2008
TIME ~ 9:00AM – 1:00PM (Service starts at 9:00AM then we go to the cemetery)
*REMEMBER AT A FUNERAL WE ALL FOLLOW TOGETHER TO THE CEMETERY AFTER THE SERVICE…..
LAYED TO REST AT ~ EDEN CEMETERY
ADDRESS ~ 9851 W. IRVING PARK ROAD
SCHILLER PARK IL 60176
CEMETERY PHONE ~
*WE PRAY TO SEE ALL JUGGALOS THERE FOR ANABELLE LOTUS….
THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT,
A GRIEVING JUGGALO MOTHER & FATHER
Edit: here is her calling in to a radio show to talk about her dead baby and then bitch about the radio show never sending her merchandise
I'm not posting the dead baby dressed up in Juggalo gear.
Juggalo Ho posted:
R * I * P
*Anabelle Lotus Krawczyk*
05 – 11 – 2008
Mother ~ Julie aka Juggalo Julz
Father ~ Joe aka Druggalo JK47
BORN ~ Mothers Day, Sun.
May 11, 2008 10:39am
DIED ~ Mothers Day, Sun.
May 11, 2008 10:52
FROM MOMMA, JUGGALO JULZ::
MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT…
EVERY & ANY JUGGALO & JUGGALETTE IS INVITED TO MY BABY NINJETTE ANABELLE LOTUS KRAWCZYK FUNERAL…WERE ALL A FUCK’N FAMILY AND OUR LITTLE LOTUS IS GONE TO SHANGRI-LA…PLEASE WRITE ME BACK HERE OR EMAIL IF U WILL COME. IM STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENTS. ON DATE OR TIME YET..
BEST WISHES ~
PLEASE WEAR ANYTHING DARK LOTUS OR IF U FONT HAVE LOTUS ANYTHING PSYCHOPATHIC GEAR TO HER FUNERAL
PLEASE JUGGALOS IF U CAN DONATE ANYTHING EVEN.
$0.01 OR $1.OO WILL HELP US TO GET A HEADSTONE FOR OUR DAUGHTER.
YOU CAN DONATE AT THE FUNERAL OR IF U CANT ATTEND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DONATE ANYTHING TO OUR HOME AND EMAIL ME ON HERE AND I WILL SEND U MY ADDRESS…
PLEASE BRING A LOTUS FLOWER THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND. OR PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ONE.. IM HAVING A LOT TROUBLE FINDING IT…
PLEASE FAMILY COME AND SUPPORT US IN OUR DARKEST HOUR…NINJA DOWN
MCL JULIE & JOE
WHERE ~ MALEC & SONS FUNERAL HOME
ADDRESS ~ 6000 N. MILWAUKEE AVE.
CHICAGO IL 60646
FUNERAL HOME PHONE ~
DATE ~ FRIDAY MAY 23 2008
TIME ~ 9:00AM – 1:00PM (Service starts at 9:00AM then we go to the cemetery)
*REMEMBER AT A FUNERAL WE ALL FOLLOW TOGETHER TO THE CEMETERY AFTER THE SERVICE…..
LAYED TO REST AT ~ EDEN CEMETERY
ADDRESS ~ 9851 W. IRVING PARK ROAD
SCHILLER PARK IL 60176
CEMETERY PHONE ~
*WE PRAY TO SEE ALL JUGGALOS THERE FOR ANABELLE LOTUS….
THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT,
A GRIEVING JUGGALO MOTHER & FATHER
Edit: here is her calling in to a radio show to talk about her dead baby and then bitch about the radio show never sending her merchandise
I'm not posting the dead baby dressed up in Juggalo gear.
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Ah, yes, the baby who was so mortified to be born to Juggalo parents that she killed herself mere minutes after her birth.
Alternatively:
I would say "kill all Juggalos" but I do not advocate animal abuse
Alternatively:
I would say "kill all Juggalos" but I do not advocate animal abuse
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Yeah you really shouldn't mention that. For your own sake.
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I just love how that old lady in the picture, who I think may be the grandmother of the family is just crossing her arms and looking disappointed.
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I really fucking love Juggalos. It's difficult to even imagine a group that goes further out of their way to be terrible and cringey.
Does anyone remember that Juggalo baby funeral? Where they had the fucking clown casket and shit?
Edit: Nevermind, I skipped right over it.
Does anyone remember that Juggalo baby funeral? Where they had the fucking clown casket and shit?
Edit: Nevermind, I skipped right over it.
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You mean the one six posts up?
EDIT: But yeah, Juggalos are a fucking riot. Like I said in another Juggalo-related thread, I have literally never, ever met someone who claimed to be a Juggalo and also held a job that a high-school dropout couldn't do.
EDIT: But yeah, Juggalos are a fucking riot. Like I said in another Juggalo-related thread, I have literally never, ever met someone who claimed to be a Juggalo and also held a job that a high-school dropout couldn't do.
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I go down on so many clowns, wou wouldn't even know
Which one is you?
Literally all of them, I used shapeshifting magic.
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Alright, so the whole "FFS is a juggalo" thing comes from me being into ICP when I was in middle school. This was in the mid-to-late 90s when they were "wrestling" in the WWE and they had dropped Great Milenko, their only album that wasn't a festering pile of shit. Being from Michigan, a lot of people in my middle school were into it. Most of them, like me, grew out of it and moved on to a punk/emo/prep/metalhead phase. This post is about those who decided to remain a juggalo.
#1 dropped out of the 8th grade soon after he was suspended for stealing money that the concert band had earned from a fundraiser. He quickly parlayed his middle school education into a career as a meth cook. The last time I saw him, he was with one of my friends who came over to my house and asked me if I wanted to go to a concert. What it turned out to be was being stuck with him while he was incredibly coked out and driving around town looking for people to fight. We went over to his sister's house and she threw a bunch of change at him for some reason. I picked up a quarter and he pulled a knife out on me. He then drove us around some more and took us to this lakeside thing and made us wait in the car while he went into a van and smoked meth with a few tweakers I went to high school with. We never went to any concert. Later, his lab got raided and he snitched out a bunch of people including people who didn't even do drugs.
#2. My friend's little brother used to be a major wigger but decided that being a juggalo was his meaning in life. He was a freshman when we were seniors and would hang out and smoke with us. You would probably think I was corrupting him, but he claims he was doing meth and heroin in middle school. When he was a Sophomore, he ate a lethal dose of Jimson Weed (aka Datura) and went on a week long trip. He claimed he blinked his eyes and when he unblinked, he time traveled to two weeks later and was in a mental hospital. Between that time and another, he tried to pierce the ears of his lamp (which he thought was his little brother), kept trying to pass invisible joints to his mother, pissed on the floor of the emergency room, rubbed the leg of a stranger because he thought it was a dog, and kept intentionally trying to pick fights with orderlies so they'd tranquilize him because he thought it was a great way to get high while in the mental hospital. He's never been the same since, and is pretty much tripping 24/7. He claims a "yellow shape" keeps lurking in his peripheral vision. More recently, he broke his back because he was driving drunk three times the legal limit while having sex at the same time and flipped his truck into a tree.
#3. I got a job circulating petitions that paid by the signature. The owner of the company and the majority of employees were juggalos. The managers got their position not through merit but from being friends with the boss. I, on the other hand, was the ONLY employee with a college education (and probably only one of ten who had graduated high school) It was a complete clusterfuck and at one point I was forced to work five weeks straight without a single day off until my body said "fuck you" and I was too sick to work. I was forced to work anyway and was threatened with being fired for being sick. I didn't receive bonuses that I was promised and one of the managers stole my paycheck when I quit that I only got back because I came back to work for them. We would be dropped off in those locations by van and these wastes of carbon liked to do stuff like yell "CHINKY CHINKY CHING CHONG" to Asians when they drove by and harass women. The worst was this braindead moron named "Juicy" who was fat, stupid, borderline illiterate mouth breather who would pick fights with me for no reason. He would blow his paychecks on ridiculously expensive items to show them off to me and would get offended when I told him that I didn't care. He tried picking a fight with me once because he was talking shit about my headphones and talking about his are the best and i really didn't care but he kept getting into my face about it because he's retarded and thinks the only way he can make people like him is by owning things. Considering he had no intrinsic value to him and belongs in a gulag, he's probably right about that. Oh yeah he called a black guy (who was way better than him at hustling signatures) a "nigger" and got decked in the face. Guess who got fired? The black guy.
The Chris video has already been posted. Here is another lolcow who identifies as a juggalo:
#1 dropped out of the 8th grade soon after he was suspended for stealing money that the concert band had earned from a fundraiser. He quickly parlayed his middle school education into a career as a meth cook. The last time I saw him, he was with one of my friends who came over to my house and asked me if I wanted to go to a concert. What it turned out to be was being stuck with him while he was incredibly coked out and driving around town looking for people to fight. We went over to his sister's house and she threw a bunch of change at him for some reason. I picked up a quarter and he pulled a knife out on me. He then drove us around some more and took us to this lakeside thing and made us wait in the car while he went into a van and smoked meth with a few tweakers I went to high school with. We never went to any concert. Later, his lab got raided and he snitched out a bunch of people including people who didn't even do drugs.
#2. My friend's little brother used to be a major wigger but decided that being a juggalo was his meaning in life. He was a freshman when we were seniors and would hang out and smoke with us. You would probably think I was corrupting him, but he claims he was doing meth and heroin in middle school. When he was a Sophomore, he ate a lethal dose of Jimson Weed (aka Datura) and went on a week long trip. He claimed he blinked his eyes and when he unblinked, he time traveled to two weeks later and was in a mental hospital. Between that time and another, he tried to pierce the ears of his lamp (which he thought was his little brother), kept trying to pass invisible joints to his mother, pissed on the floor of the emergency room, rubbed the leg of a stranger because he thought it was a dog, and kept intentionally trying to pick fights with orderlies so they'd tranquilize him because he thought it was a great way to get high while in the mental hospital. He's never been the same since, and is pretty much tripping 24/7. He claims a "yellow shape" keeps lurking in his peripheral vision. More recently, he broke his back because he was driving drunk three times the legal limit while having sex at the same time and flipped his truck into a tree.
#3. I got a job circulating petitions that paid by the signature. The owner of the company and the majority of employees were juggalos. The managers got their position not through merit but from being friends with the boss. I, on the other hand, was the ONLY employee with a college education (and probably only one of ten who had graduated high school) It was a complete clusterfuck and at one point I was forced to work five weeks straight without a single day off until my body said "fuck you" and I was too sick to work. I was forced to work anyway and was threatened with being fired for being sick. I didn't receive bonuses that I was promised and one of the managers stole my paycheck when I quit that I only got back because I came back to work for them. We would be dropped off in those locations by van and these wastes of carbon liked to do stuff like yell "CHINKY CHINKY CHING CHONG" to Asians when they drove by and harass women. The worst was this braindead moron named "Juicy" who was fat, stupid, borderline illiterate mouth breather who would pick fights with me for no reason. He would blow his paychecks on ridiculously expensive items to show them off to me and would get offended when I told him that I didn't care. He tried picking a fight with me once because he was talking shit about my headphones and talking about his are the best and i really didn't care but he kept getting into my face about it because he's retarded and thinks the only way he can make people like him is by owning things. Considering he had no intrinsic value to him and belongs in a gulag, he's probably right about that. Oh yeah he called a black guy (who was way better than him at hustling signatures) a "nigger" and got decked in the face. Guess who got fired? The black guy.
The Chris video has already been posted. Here is another lolcow who identifies as a juggalo: