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[GS 281]

Alright, so the whole "FFS is a juggalo" thing comes from me being into ICP when I was in middle school. This was in the mid-to-late 90s when they were "wrestling" in the WWE and they had dropped Great Milenko, their only album that wasn't a festering pile of shit. Being from Michigan, a lot of people in my middle school were into it. Most of them, like me, grew out of it and moved on to a punk/emo/prep/metalhead phase. This post is about those who decided to remain a juggalo.

#1 dropped out of the 8th grade soon after he was suspended for stealing money that the concert band had earned from a fundraiser. He quickly parlayed his middle school education into a career as a meth cook. The last time I saw him, he was with one of my friends who came over to my house and asked me if I wanted to go to a concert. What it turned out to be was being stuck with him while he was incredibly coked out and driving around town looking for people to fight. We went over to his sister's house and she threw a bunch of change at him for some reason. I picked up a quarter and he pulled a knife out on me. He then drove us around some more and took us to this lakeside thing and made us wait in the car while he went into a van and smoked meth with a few tweakers I went to high school with. We never went to any concert. Later, his lab got raided and he snitched out a bunch of people including people who didn't even do drugs.

#2. My friend's little brother used to be a major wigger but decided that being a juggalo was his meaning in life. He was a freshman when we were seniors and would hang out and smoke with us. You would probably think I was corrupting him, but he claims he was doing meth and heroin in middle school. When he was a Sophomore, he ate a lethal dose of Jimson Weed (aka Datura) and went on a week long trip. He claimed he blinked his eyes and when he unblinked, he time traveled to two weeks later and was in a mental hospital. Between that time and another, he tried to pierce the ears of his lamp (which he thought was his little brother), kept trying to pass invisible joints to his mother, pissed on the floor of the emergency room, rubbed the leg of a stranger because he thought it was a dog, and kept intentionally trying to pick fights with orderlies so they'd tranquilize him because he thought it was a great way to get high while in the mental hospital. He's never been the same since, and is pretty much tripping 24/7. He claims a "yellow shape" keeps lurking in his peripheral vision. More recently, he broke his back because he was driving drunk three times the legal limit while having sex at the same time and flipped his truck into a tree.

#3. I got a job circulating petitions that paid by the signature. The owner of the company and the majority of employees were juggalos. The managers got their position not through merit but from being friends with the boss. I, on the other hand, was the ONLY employee with a college education (and probably only one of ten who had graduated high school) It was a complete clusterfuck and at one point I was forced to work five weeks straight without a single day off until my body said "fuck you" and I was too sick to work. I was forced to work anyway and was threatened with being fired for being sick. I didn't receive bonuses that I was promised and one of the managers stole my paycheck when I quit that I only got back because I came back to work for them. We would be dropped off in those locations by van and these wastes of carbon liked to do stuff like yell "CHINKY CHINKY CHING CHONG" to Asians when they drove by and harass women. The worst was this braindead moron named "Juicy" who was fat, stupid, borderline illiterate mouth breather who would pick fights with me for no reason. He would blow his paychecks on ridiculously expensive items to show them off to me and would get offended when I told him that I didn't care. He tried picking a fight with me once because he was talking shit about my headphones and talking about his are the best and i really didn't care but he kept getting into my face about it because he's retarded and thinks the only way he can make people like him is by owning things. Considering he had no intrinsic value to him and belongs in a gulag, he's probably right about that. Oh yeah he called a black guy (who was way better than him at hustling signatures) a "nigger" and got decked in the face. Guess who got fired? The black guy.

The Chris video has already been posted. Here is another lolcow who identifies as a juggalo:

I'm from Michigan and I was never a Juggalo. Just sayin'...

@Dunsparce

 

[glutenfreebooty]

http://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/general-discussion/the-diaperdclown-1/

Spoiler: Are you down with the clown?

 

[Abethedemon]

 

[DavidFerrie]

Here's an amusing short documentary about the GOTJ, which features some hilarious segments with these characters. (You might not want to be watching it at work at around 8:25):

 

[VLAD]

 

[BILLY MAYS]

https://faygoluvers.net/v5/2018/07/...eash-mobile-app-video-game-icp-the-gathering/

INSANE CLOWN POSSE UNLEASH MOBILE APP VIDEO GAME ICP: THE GATHERING
JULY 21, 2018 CHAD T. CARSTEN 1 COMMENT

FLH just received word that Insane Clown Possejust released a mobile/app video game via I-tunes and its simply titled, ICP: The Gathering! It seems to be similar to PC games like the Sims or Roller Coaster Tycoon. But instead this game is set within the Gathering of the Juggalos up all night concert setting. The concept is simple, yet still aims to be wildly entertaining.Plan a concert, build your venue, and hire the bands. Sounds like a fresh mobile video game experience to me.

From the I-Tunes stores description:

“Juggalo’s unite! The Official Insane Clown Posse Game is Here!
Do you have what it takes to be the #1 Juggalo and rise the leaderboards?
You’re in charge of launching The Gathering, the biggest festival of the year!
Plan the Gathering and launch your own festival!”

I wonder if Psychopathic Records will pay close attention to the leaderboards of ICP:The Gathering and possibly pick the top 3 players to help plan the real Gathering of The Juggalos?! Now that’d be epic!So if you happen to be a ninja who owns Apple products, what are you waiting for?! It’s a low cost of 4.99. Hit that download button and conquer the Gathering music world ticket sales! Whoop! Whoop!

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Nobody but juggalos likes Faygo.

Marines love the shit too; appropriately, both groups suck lots of cock.

 

[Trilby]

I honestly thought this was for people who liked the soda. Really, given some of the forums shown here it's understandable confusion.

And I knew somebody on the military who was actually excited to have his family send him cans of Faygo while on deployment.

Where I live, Faygo isn't really that special at all. We've had supermarkets that carried it in their own specially-marked vending machines for instance. I associated it more as the cheap drink schools would buy for open houses and other functions.

 

[GS 281]

Where I live, Faygo isn't really that special at all. We've had supermarkets that carried it in their own specially-marked vending machines for instance. I associated it more as the cheap drink schools would buy for open houses and other functions.

Faygo does a sweet root beer and creme soda though

 

[Jarilo182]

Linking a relevant thread here filled with tons of Juggalo industry cringe, FG articles are mentioned and discussed.

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/juggalo-culture-horrorcore-rap.44745/