FB 1/15 - Chris has something important to share of importance

[snowflake3114]

Good Lord, those messages probably were of importance worthy enough for a listen.

Might've been a sure ticket to freedom. Might've been a call to stay the fuck away. Might've been a call to pick up a preorder (its on a Tuesday after all). Who knows, Chris sure does have a problem listening to anybody, even the threat of imprisonment is not gonna change that.

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

He's probably not going to prison but to jail, for less than a year. The difference between prison and jail is that people in jail can usually expect to be out again in a few months. Or they're waiting to be tried for something and can't make bail. In any event, they look forward to getting out reasonably soon.

Prison is for people who are there for a long time, maybe even for life, and have less to lose. While prisons generally contain genuinely dangerous people, jails contain garden variety fuckups. Like Chris himself. Drunks, vandals, guys who slapped their girlfriends around, repeat shoplifters, etc. I suppose it's possible he could run into a real badass, or piss off someone enough to get pimp-slapped, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Chris is not going into an episode of Oz, people.

Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Well as everybody said, his persecution complex is growing. Too bad that won't really help him get any sympathy from the judge. I don't see how his post is expected to influence the outcome of the case.

 

[nvrwastetree]

So what does all of this mean?

It's seems the court filed a restraining order against Chris so that if he goes inside/calls/hours within a court mandated area around any gamestop, he does not pass go, and he goes back to jail. It looks like gamestop or the employees requested one. As for gamestop breaking the law, they didn't, it's just that Chris isn't the smartest tool in the shed and this is probably the very first time in his life he's ever seen one.

 

[Holdek]

Yea After the Snyder fiasco Chris thought his restraining order also meant that Snyder had to stay away from him by law as well. This is just similar thinking by the Clown Prince of Grime.

Yeah and then Snyder entered a Sheetz or something where Chris was, and Chris claimed Snyder had violated the restraining order.

Chris is just an .

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Is it too much to hope that he'll do what he's told this time? Gamestop may very well be the one place you can go for respite from Chris, but I suppose we know better.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I thought of Angela Anaconda when I saw the title of this thread.

Well, both Chris and Angela do have fantastical imaginations fueled by petty vengeance.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris isn't the smartest tool in the shed

Chris is the thing a few yards outside the shed that looks like it might be a tool, but upon further inspection turns out to be a potato.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

Chris is the thing a few yards outside the shed that looks like it might be a tool, but upon further inspection turns out to be a potato.

It sure as shit isn't an edible one.

 

[Holdek]

could just be weens spoofing their numbers.

If they weren't then, they sure are now.

...it's just that Chris isn't the smartest tool in the shed and this is probably the very first time in his life he's ever seen one.

The sad thing is, it isn't.

 

[Phantasmagoric]

I have something important to share of importance

Chris, with his constant media references has now taken a step further and become a walking trope.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment

 

[Chris_R]

Can Gamestop possibly stoop any lower? Leaving messages is two (possibly three) steps up from Chris' relatively harmless pepper spraying. I can only imagine the furor this will raise when Chris' side presents this as evidence in the courtroom.

...I'm imagining it a lot like the "Grits" scene in My Cousin Vinny, except more autistic.

 

[Smurfchu]

So... is this an indicator that we're getting close enough to the event that Fatty is starting to panic? Will we get more gems of insanity as he hits his boiling point? This pre-emptive strike he made was really weak sauce.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Is Chris trying to play lawyer now by collecting "evidence" against the Gamestop?

Definitely.

At first glance I wanted to give Chris credit for at least trying (I knew he was wrong before even finishing because...yknow.) but not only did Christ probably not realize that only he can't contact gamestop, he didnt listen to the voicemail which probably came before the judge even gave the court order.

 

[blackie toy]

Just read Ken's reply to Chris's post and I can't help but face palm at his stupidity. Not only did he show he doesn't know how phones work, he doesn't know how to read pictures or read what Chris actually posted.

Chris stated he had those four contacts from "previous inquiries" and that the game stopped he maced at were the two voicemails.

What does Ken say? "Oh how strange. All four places called you? An inside agent must have contacted them".

Hope you screenshotted it. Looks like Kenny thought the better of his idiotic comment.

 

[Long Sun]

A no contact order in some places does entitle you to a some ability to call the police on the other because well people are assholes and if you are under a no contact order a some wants to follow around to try and get you charged you can complain to the court and/or the police in some place, this more in a case of people who personally know one another I think stores are different. He could have pre-order down from before his ban the stores are not going the check to see if he banned before calling him to pick up his game

To be clear it not that they can't contact but if they are going to be an asshole to try and get a breach charge thats not right

 

[Count groudon]

He fucking sprays a guy down with mace over a video game character and he's acting like this guy is some two-faced criminal for trying to call him? Hell, he might've been trying to call Chris to tell him that he's considering dropping the whole case, but oh well.

 

[_blank_]

Chris seems to have this cartoonish delusion that he and Gamestop are now divided by a big black line and that whoever steps over the line is violation of some law and now he gets to tattle to his invisible nanny that the rest of us call the internet. If only Chris would learn this his nanny gave up on coddling him years ago.

...and now I'm concerned that since he thinks they broke the rules first, he's gonna break them right back and swoop in sometime soon and try his best "let bygones be bygones" pitch that has worked out oh-so-well with other stores.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I know Chris has never had the best grasp on the English language, but..."something important to share of importance?" Really?

Yup.

Oh, we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together!

 

[DX10]

It's adorable how Chris thinks this trial is a two-way street.