FB 1/8 - Chris hates Sega for forcing him to attack somebody

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Sonic's pose in that picture is very well taunting Chris. Like he's saying, "Fuck you, Christian Weston Chandler! Take a good look at my fucking blue arms! SEGA will never change them back!"

At least that's what I assume Chris is thinking in his mind when he shares these Sonic FB posts. You'd think he'd unfollow the page by now if he's this troubled by it.
 
Attacked by what exactly? Harsh tones for trespassing and defacing store property?
 
"Force me to be attacked" means that Chris understands his actions led to him being "attacked", rather than the actions of whoever "attacked" him. I am afraid of what he thinks about rape victims.

Knowing him, he probably thinks they provoked the rapist. For a guy who likes to play the victim card so blatantly and often, CWC sure has a hard time empathizing with genuine victims.
 
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Haiku Time!

I don't like Sega.
Turn Sonic's arms back right now!
You are all Meanies.

I must protest here.
Have some of this pepper spray
You Ass Manager!

Two days in the jail.
Learned nothing from it at all.
I'm such a Badass.

My court date is here
What? The Jerk Judge says "Guilty?"
OW! That Tazer hurts!
 
Haiku Time!

I don't like Sega.
Turn Sonic's arms back right now!
You are all Meanies.

I must protest here.
Have some of this pepper spray
You Ass Manager!

Two days in the jail.
Learned nothing from it at all.
I'm such a Badass.

My court date is here
What? The Jerk Judge says "Guilty?"
OW! That Tazer hurts!

None of those ended with 'It's snowing on Mt. Fuji!'


:P
 
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I'm wondering how long Chris is going to be stuck on Sonic's arm color. The most baffling thing to me is how confident he is with thinking he's about to dominate Sega. If I recall correctly the last time he tried getting the attention of a company that's big on games, he got trolled by the Internet and was gullible enough to believe it was the real deal. ( http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto )

Obviously I don't need to say much about how he currently stands on the Gamestop incident. I'm sure enough has been said on that and it'd be somewhat off-topic of this thread itself.

At this rate I'm just thinking if he's going to eventually let this character design drama go or if Sonic's arm color is going to be the end of CWC for a while.
 
I think for Fatty the Bl' arms have come to represent too much. It's his struggle vs reality and he can't drop it anymore then he could drop Sonichu or his dream of Crystal.

Simply put if Fatty fails and accept the thrice damned Bl'arms then everything else in his worldview is up for grabs. Sonic represents his resistance to growing up, it's his safety blanket and as long as he has that he is safe. Remove it and everything he believes will come to pass for him (fuck-mommy, Crystal, basicly his dream of a happy life) is no longer certain. I think that's why he's fighting it so hard and I believe he's honestly willing to continue to push his luck vs real life as he'd almost rather die then admit he's got to grow up.

He's 32 years old...
 
I think for Fatty the Bl' arms have come to represent too much. It's his struggle vs reality and he can't drop it anymore then he could drop Sonichu or his dream of Crystal.

Simply put if Fatty fails and accept the thrice damned Bl'arms then everything else in his worldview is up for grabs. Sonic represents his resistance to growing up, it's his safety blanket and as long as he has that he is safe. Remove it and everything he believes will come to pass for him (fuck-mommy, Crystal, basicly his dream of a happy life) is no longer certain. I think that's why he's fighting it so hard and I believe he's honestly willing to continue to push his luck vs real life as he'd almost rather die then admit he's got to grow up.

He's 32 years old...

It's like after all these years, it's finally come to this; the Final Showdown between Chris and Reality itself. And Chris is either too stupid or too egotistical (or likely both) to accept that Reality is right and Chris is Wrong.

One shall stand. One shall fall.
 
Chris has managed to do something slightly intelligent by deleting this 1 milliwatt act of brilliance, rather than trying to defend the indefensible. Unfortunately, he has of yet failed to delete his confession.

Its no surprise at all that he accepts no guilt for his act, but what is disturbing is his equating the Assistant Manager standing near the exit to some kind of attack.
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It's the threshold Chris considers violence justified. Inside his workplace, in a company uniform, and making no move whatsoever--Chris considered that as some kind of attack. Just Cause for the pepper spraying.

I grant that talking about this sort of stupidity, after you've done it, is a bad call in general. Even issuing an apology or pleading some kind of psychological state would hurt one's position legally, and so it takes a strange kind of person to want to talk about a Class 6 felony.

Chris hasn't apologized, or even admitted that he'd gone too far with his actions. He has doubled down on what he's done--but even in that tangled web of justifications, he's decided it was self defense. Let's leave out the how Chris' brain came to that conclusion, and ask what it means...

It means that no one is safe around Chris. If for no other reason alone, Chris has got to go behind bars.
 
Wonder where's Anna in this these days?
She's doing what she does best: Play CoD and not get involved in Chris' antics as long as he's boiling with rage.

That's what kept her within his circle of "friends" for so long, I guess. She just doesn't get assed into a debate with Chris as long as he's angry and she ignores any weird question he might throw her way.
The 'marriage for gay men' thing being a noteworthy exception.


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Chris has managed to do something slightly intelligent by deleting this 1 milliwatt act of brilliance, rather than trying to defend the indefensible. Unfortunately, he has of yet failed to delete his confession.

Its no surprise at all that he accepts no guilt for his act, but what is disturbing is his equating the Assistant Manager standing near the exit to some kind of attack.
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It's the threshold Chris considers violence justified. Inside his workplace, in a company uniform, and making no move whatsoever--Chris considered that as some kind of attack. Just Cause for the pepper spraying.

I grant that talking about this sort of stupidity, after you've done it, is a bad call in general. Even issuing an apology or pleading some kind of psychological state would hurt one's position legally, and so it takes a strange kind of person to want to talk about a Class 6 felony.

Chris hasn't apologized, or even admitted that he'd gone too far with his actions. He has doubled down on what he's done--but even in that tangled web of justifications, he's decided it was self defense. Let's leave out the how Chris' brain came to that conclusion, and ask what it means...

It means that no one is safe around Chris. If for no other reason alone, Chris has got to go behind bars.

I might be mistaken here, but I doubt Chris actually thought the guy was that big of a threat.
That seems to mainly be the story he makes up to justify his actions and to create a narrative in which he was the victim all along.
The fact he does this in face of hard, undeniable proof to the contrary is astounding. Then again, if you'd show him the video, he'd either go "See how he threatens me" (selective perception is one hell of a drug) or he'd say "This doesn't show how they threatened me! Go look for the video from point A me entering the store to point B when I left!"

I think he just really wanted to use the pepper spray, partially to ensure his escape, sure, but the way I see it, he wanted to put an exclamation mark to his stride out.
In the recent past, he ranted about receiving a lack of respect and I guess he thinks people mistreat (ie: ban him from stores, having the him due to that. They don't like him, they don't respect him (maybe he assumes they know about the cwcki?) so he is willing to 'get himself some respect' and then maces people out of spite, or so it seems.
 
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Sonic's pose in that picture is very well taunting Chris. Like he's saying, "Fuck you, Christian Weston Chandler! Take a good look at my fucking blue arms! SEGA will never change them back!"

At least that's what I assume Chris is thinking in his mind when he shares these Sonic FB posts. You'd think he'd unfollow the page by now if he's this troubled by it.
This is why his claims of "sensory overload" are clearly bollocks. I actually think he likes having Sonic Boom to get really good and angry about. If Sega had made the change he requested, he'd probably now be emailing Megan to tell her to stop ignoring him.
Knowing him, he probably thinks they provoked the rapist. For a guy who likes to play the victim card so blatantly and often, CWC sure has a hard time empathizing with genuine victims.
Ask PandaHalo.
 
"Force me to be attacked" means that Chris understands his actions led to him being "attacked", rather than the actions of whoever "attacked" him. I am afraid of what he thinks about rape victims.
Haven't you been keeping up? Clearly that "manager" (oddly enough, not "manajerk") is a secret hitman sent by Red Button Sega to crush the world's most noble resistance!
 
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