FB 1/8 - Chris hates Sega for forcing him to attack somebody

[lynx]

 

[Metal Sink]

I was literally in the middle of writing this post. Anyway, looks like Chris is still blaming #Sega for his assault charges, what a shocker.

 

[Shiala]

It's like Chris won't rest until Sega goes to jail for making him pepper spray a random person.

 

[The Joker]

I wouldn't want to be his lawyer, having to hear this all the time could drive a man crazy.

 

[blackie toy]

"Force me to be attacked" means that Chris understands his actions led to him being "attacked", rather than the actions of whoever "attacked" him. I am afraid of what he thinks about rape victims.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Sing, goddess, the anger of Robert's son Christian
and its devastation, which put facepalms thousandfold upon the Kiwis,
crying in their multitudes "Oh, for fuck's sake!"
As Chris, who threw his 'tism to the multitude insanity
of Sonic, of Knuckles, and the will of Sega was unswayed
since that time when first there stood a corporate brainstormer
Decreeing that arms of azure shall be made ...

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Chris's mental gymnastics continue to be astounding!

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I want a representative from Sega of America to show up at the trial and say that Sega is in no way affiliated with Chris, just to see what Chris would do.

 

[Ahffline]

"Force me to be attacked."

At this point, there aren't any words to adequately describe the degree of delusion Chris is under.

 

[swim126]

The only thing more Super Special than that comic is Chris

 

[Haesindang Park]

At this point, with all of these conspiracy theories he keeps making with no clear reasons to back them up, he's technically mentally insane. And none of this has to do with autism. In my opinion, a mental health institution is a far better choice for him than jail. He needs help pronto like everybody says!

 

[Cubanodun]

"forced me to be attacked"

what?

 

[nad7155]

Chris's mental gymnastics continue to be astounding!

Yup.

Nadia Comaneci caliber.

I officially rescind my best wishes for Chris.

 

[applecat]

I wonder if he's going to start hating Sonic the character for changing. It would be a pretty big transition for Chris, but it would also be hilarious.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Spoiler

 

[CWCissey]

Someone once said 'If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it'.

This is the event that disproves them.

 

[Giovanni]

"Force me to be attacked" means that Chris understands his actions led to him being "attacked", rather than the actions of whoever "attacked" him. I am afraid of what he thinks about rape victims.

As I recall, he's compared himself to being a rape victim before.

There are bigger assholes than Chris. But not many.

 

[LordCustos3]

Let me guess, OPL wants SEGA Corporation to die in a fire with its jerkass boyfriend SEGA Europe Ltd.

Also, "Forced me to be attacked".....by the Man in The Yellow Shirt, who was backing away from him prior to the unprovoked attack, and wasn't in any way blocking Chris's egress.
That is what the counsel for the Prosecution will say, pointing to the video of the incident, before an annoyed jury.

 

[Objection!]

And the gold goes to Chris for landing the triple backflip followed by a cartwheel and he stuck the landing!
(Mental gymnastics reference out of nowhere)
In other news, is anyone actually surpassed surprised by this? Now he's turned on Sega. Sonic can't be far behind.

Edit: stupid autocorrect.

 

[XH 502]

"forced me to be attacked"

what?

Considering Chris views this crusade against the blue-armed Sonic to be a kind of "war", that line makes me think Chris sees himself as being forced into battle by Sega. It's like he was drafted for the war. If they didn't change Sonic's arms, then he wouldn't have been called upon to fight. Then he wouldn't have had to go to Vietnam and subsequently forced to engage the enemy to ensure his personal safety. He was forced into a situation where he opened himself up for "attack" and, surprise surprise, someone told him to stop fighting the invisible war.

It's a snowball in Chris' mind, and the entity that first pushed it down the hill is Sega. He's just an innocent, autistic victim caught in its path.