FB 10/6 - A philosophical question

[Subconcious Offense]

Either one is fine. Both are too strenuous for Chris.

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris should build an elevator for himself.

Spoiler

It'll drop him down to hell because of his weight.[/SPOILER}

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Does Chris even know how to work an elevator? All he goes to are malls and schools. I don't think he's ever needed to use one.

"Hmm yeah, I am always number 1, so of course I know that's the button to press! Why isn't the elevator moving? "

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The only way Chris is getting into heaven is if they have one of those stair lifts.

 

[StarvingAutist]

I'd take the elevator.

 

[Taint_fairy]

Even as a philosophic question - Chris is still too lazy to climb that high

 

[Just a friend.]

Ill go with an escalator

 

[Ruin]

Socrates wanted philosopher kings but Chris is really more of a Philosopher beggar.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Oh, so this is why Chris is playing Minecraft now.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Even as a philosophic question - Chris is still too lazy to climb that high

The lazy fuck is too fucking lazy to fuck himself.

Fuck.

 

[MG 620]

Wow that's deep for chris

and who the fuck would want to climb up a ladder that high

Especially when they just died!

 

[repentance]

Chris doesn't understand the term "philosophical question".

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I guess Bob never let Chris climb a ladder if he doesn't know stairs are the easier climbing method.

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

Chris' individual answer probably says he's a moron.

 

[Raiken]

Ladder.
I climbed a ladder to heaven once, came out in grozni grad. It also was playing the snake eater theam song.

 

[4Macie]

Why does Chris even bother posting stuff like this? It's not like he even reads (or even cares) what people reply with.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

For Chris, it'd be easier for him to jump into a pit to Hell, and he'd probably even be too lazy to do that

 

[Ntwadumela]

I would build and climb a mountain up there instead.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT EVEREST!!

 

[Medley]

I can just picture chris ending up in hell and cursing god for be a dang dirty troll

 

[AnOminous]

Obviously the stairway.

It's just a better song, even though it's overplayed.