FB 10/6 - A philosophical question

[CoolGuyHitler]

I think I finally found out the Meaning of Life.

It's doing whatever the fuck opposite of Chris does.

 

[OtterParty]

I think the most moral option in this scenario would be to use a pair of blunt scissors to lengthen his taint

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, if we're assuming the Biblical version of heaven, neither. The Tower of Babel incident shows that God gets fucking pissed when people build structures to reach heaven, and then he dicks with their brains so they all speak different languages.

Wait, I think I've just figured out why Chris' English is so incomprehensible.

 

[Iam]

Such a profound, existential question. Among which.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

Chris realizing he gets rejected every time he expresses his opinion, has now resorted to asking others what they think instead.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The real question is, faced with the option of the unimaginable horror of eternal nothingness, or infinite paradise in exchange for the comparatively small amount of physical effort needed to reach it, which would Chris go for?
A: He'd try to get someone to carry him up before settling for the void.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Ill go with an escalator

When an escalator stops working, it becomes a flight of stairs.
When a ladder stops working, it becomes a heap of sticks.

Doesn't matter either way Chris cause you're going to hell.

Aren't we all?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

And wouldn't Chris just shit himself and do nothing instead of actually building a way to heaven?

 

[Grandfather Spergle]

Okay, I've thought about it, and my conclusion is that Chris is autistic.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Escalator. I win the race to Sadam and the mormons.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

So Chris still remembers South Park. I really do wonder what goes through his head when he's watching it.

 

[Roosechu]

Wow that's deep for chris

and who the fuck would want to climb up a ladder that high

Big Boss, of course.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No matter which you built, Chris would be too lazy to climb it

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Trick Question: there's no God, stupid.

*adjusts fedora, strokes neckbeard*

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Socrates wanted philosopher kings but Chris is really more of a Philosopher beggar.

Well, he'll be living out of a giant barrel soon enough.

 

[Cackman]

I await the inevitable "Chris arrested for macing St. Peter" thread.

 

[Postal Dude]

Either way, the Russians will do it faster.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris will be riding the short bus to heaven.

*bunt to first base*

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Which ever one would be funnier to watch you fall from.

 

[Lysistrata]

It's as stupid as his old "the pen is mightier than the sword, yet more permanent than pencil" bullshit. A stab at philosophy from someone who doesn't seem to have the capacity to understand it or it's purpose. There's a big difference between philosophy and chatting shit to try and appear wise, Chris.