Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

This is what I think abut whenever I see these apology posts


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Looks like no one was impressed by the Lego High School.

U mad, Chris? ]:(P
 
i suspect more than 3 people will like this status
 
This "blanket", "one size fits all", and completely generic apology shows just how little respect or regard Chris has for his alleged "friends". I wonder who called him out this time?
 
Thetan said:
This "blanket", "one size fits all", and completely generic apology shows just how little respect or regard Chris has for his alleged "friends". I wonder who called him out this time?
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Chris doesn't have time to apologize for his douchebaggery to individual people, he has an important schedule of vidya to play.
 
Eat a dick Chris. You are not invited to Megan and I's wedding.
 
i'm glad three people enjoy the fact he is feeling harassed :alog:
 
Chris continues to frantically page through his list of Game Genie codes for life. Spoiler alert: none of them work.
 
NiggoFiggo said:
So i take it that lego highschool didn't help him
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I just don't understand what could have gone wrong with such a genius plan.
 
Come to think of it, today's the day after the anniversary of shecameforcwc, something tells me a few :ween: :ween: provoked this situation.... Either that or godjesus decided to send him a friendly reminder.
 
I hope this isn't about the LEGO thing, because the officials tell me I'm currently their favorite.

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Suck on that, Manchester Highschool.
 
And I wonder how he's going to make real-life friends if he wants everyone to leave him alone?? Chris is full of contradictions.
 
MillisecondOfDeath said:
"i apologize to everyone, everyone else go fuck yourself!!!!!!"

The bi polarness of this post made me laugh.
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He's a schizophriendless.
 
Thetan said:
This "blanket", "one size fits all", and completely generic apology shows just how little respect or regard Chris has for his alleged "friends".
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It might be pure lack of regard, but it might also be him trying to emulate what he sees in children's movies and TV shows. When the main character makes a plot-changing mistake or their fatal flaw comes to a climax, his or her circle of friends leaves them. That is, until the main character, driven by desperation and realizing the error of their ways, cries out to the heavens about how wrong they were and how much they regret what they did. Sometimes, the phrasing in the script can be as vague as "I WAS WRONG I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING!" Miraculously, their circle of friends overhears or learns of this somehow, and because apologies heal all wounds, all is well.
 
Looks like a few more people got tired of his bullshit. Maybe someone told him off after that group message he did for his video?

Anyways, it's yet another weak, passive-aggressive, insincere apology from Chris. It's funny that he still thinks they work. Even kids learn that you have to actually mean it when you apologize to someone.
 
Wow...he really does think that an apology is a magic fucking spell that must instantly make people do what he wants

Goddamn tard never changes
 
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