Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

[tobacky_vapor]

I hate to break this to you Chris, but no one is going to cast the forgiveness blessing on you. It's too late, you are stuck with 100 curse-game-ha-me-has for eternity, you will never find a sweetheart with these curses, you are better off living on the moon or Ohio with

Actually you would probably have better luck at the wizardchan forums. You can have circleJERK buddies!

 

[Male]

"i apologize to everyone, everyone else go fuck yourself!!!!!!"

The bi polarness of this post made me laugh.

"Don't forget to vote for my lego contest entry!"

 

[CWCissey]

[youtube]yRYpd3_roHg[/youtube]

Fuck off Chris, you want some friends, play nice with us, we're pretty much your only shot at this time.

 

[Shovelot]

Well, no one else but Chris has access to the 'forgiveness blessing'... so if Chris can't cast it on himself, he's outta luck!

 

[CWCissey]

I hope this isn't about the LEGO thing, because the officials tell me I'm currently their favorite.

Suck on that, Manchester Highschool.

I went one further.

Fuck just making Manchester High School, I made Lego Manchester! (The real one)

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I hate to break this to you Chris, but no one is going to cast the forgiveness blessing on you.

And you know what else? I'm going to ensure my LEGO victory by sending out a big old

CURSE

YE

MONKEY

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Monkey cursed. Deal with it.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I hate to break this to you Chris, but no one is going to cast the forgiveness blessing on you.

And you know what else? I'm going to ensure my LEGO victory by sending out a big old

CURSE

YE

MONKEY

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Monkey cursed. Deal with it.

The curse of the MONKEY PAW!!!

 

[Picklepower]

Chris's theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crbFmpezO4A

 

[MillisecondOfDeath]

It might be pure lack of regard, but it might also be him trying to emulate what he sees in children's movies and TV shows. When the main character makes a plot-changing mistake or their fatal flaw comes to a climax, his or her circle of friends leaves them. That is, until the main character, driven by desperation and realizing the error of their ways, cries out to the heavens about how wrong they were and how much they regret what they did. Sometimes, the phrasing in the script can be as vague as "I WAS WRONG I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING!" Miraculously, their circle of friends overhears or learns of this somehow, and because apologies heal all wounds, all is well.

Pretty sure you just described every other episode of Saved By The Bell. Zack acts like an asshole, he loses his friends, he apologizes, all is good. I can think of a couple right off the top of my head:

1. The one episode where he sabotages the baking competition against the girl team
2. The one episode where he sabotages the glee club school contest
3. The one episode where he sabotaged the golf cart that Slater was driving and kelly got knocked in the head with a locker

Actually, Zack is a huge asshole.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris's theme song. [youtube]yRYpd3_roHg[/youtube]

FTFY

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Chris's theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crbFmpezO4A

Nah ima say this is more him

[youtube]qRFhNZNu_xw[/youtube]

 

[MillisecondOfDeath]

Chris's theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crbFmpezO4A

What a great fucking song, and an even greater music video. I remember seeing that when i was young and it scared the crap out of me. It's still pretty freaky. Reminds me of the Sledgehammer video by Peter Gabriel.

 

[LordCustos3]

excuse my simple nature, but ... omg chris shut up.

Also, "sad, distressed, and upset" is like, his new catchphrase now.

At this point, the only way he could shock or impress me would be to say he was "glad, contented, and upbeat."

 

[MY 405]

I hope this isn't about the LEGO thing, because the officials tell me I'm currently their favorite.

Suck on that, Manchester Highschool.

Holy Shit! I am actually staying in that hotel right now!!! See? There's a little tiny Lego cat typing from that room up front. How many riding stables did it take you to build this?

 

[CWCissey]

I hope this isn't about the LEGO thing, because the officials tell me I'm currently their favorite.

Suck on that, Manchester Highschool.

Holy Shit! I am actually staying in that hotel right now!!! See? There's a little tiny Lego cat typing from that room up front. How many riding stables did it take you to build this?

You're staying in St Pancras train station?

 

[MY 405]

I hope this isn't about the LEGO thing, because the officials tell me I'm currently their favorite.

Suck on that, Manchester Highschool.

Holy Shit! I am actually staying in that hotel right now!!! See? There's a little tiny Lego cat typing from that room up front. How many riding stables did it take you to build this?

You're staying in St Pancras train station?

This part of it is the St. Pancras Renaissance now -- and holy crap is it expensive! Thank god for Marriott points!

 

[JULAY]

I'll shut up ONLINE AND OFFLINE when Chris gets a job. And stops pooping himself. Not until then.

 

[CWCissey]

This part of it is the St. Pancras Renaissance now -- and holy crap is it expensive! Thank god for Marriott points!

I see. I haven't been down to London in ages. No plans to either.

 

[The Dude]

I'll shut up ONLINE AND OFFLINE when Chris gets a job. And stops pooping himself. Not until then.

I'll shut up about Chris the second Crystal is born.

 

[snowkitten91]

Everything?

That's just lazy, try being more specific.