Facebook FB 11/28/2013 CWC Thanksgiving Message

Since Chris tends to take things very literally... is he actual scared of say, dying in the next few years (or days?) due to his idea of stress?
 
"Eight chapters torn right from the middle of the book of my life"

This is an amazing insight into just how specifically he partitions his life. It's not one flowing, endless event to him, more like levels in a computer game. I guess it's like those middle eight levels have become corrupted in his save file.
 
I'm going to disagree with Chris and say that his cats probably don't love him. Also, I think the heartache is his cholesterol.
 
***UPDATED***

7mG8qjH.png
 
Wonderful, now he's blaming Kim for not being able to understand his gibberish.
 
It sounds like Kim is basically trolling Chris, what with her quoting his own words back to him. Hysterical, but I doubt Chris will pick up on the irony.
 
Odd how it is "lost" high school memories instead of "mistaken" or "false". Is it lost because he's trying to forget, or because the heartless b-dog Sarah stole the happy memories?
 
  • Like
Reactions: homerbeoulve
Putting aside so joking about how dumb Chris is, this reply shows exactly why he needed special therapy in big childhood. He didn't get it, now he's literally unaware that people can't read his mind. To Chris, him knowing something = everyone knows it.
 
When I first discovered Sonichu lo these many years ago, I was impressed by what I initially interpreted as evidence of creativity. I have since learned that Chris has no creativity whatsoever, and that everything in the comic was ripped off from some pop culture source that I was unfamiliar with.

Therefore, I'm going to assume that this metaphorical "steel-plated heart" is a derivation. Has anyone speculated where it's from? In his recent drawing, is it possible that he traced not only the human heart, but the entire image?
 
You forgot to blur out the name.

On a different note, this update is very interesting

1.) Chris is being a hypocrite again, getting mad at the girl for taking the metaphor literally when he takes things literally all the time.

2.)
I am not a mind reader
Click to expand...
I love the irony just seeping out of this statement.
 
"I'm unable to reciprocate my love to my mother and my pets because of this high school thing being on my mind."

That is probably one of the most selfish things I have ever read. Then again, I can totally understand what it's like to have these grudges and dwell on something that can be detrimental to my own mental well being, still even with my problems I can still reciprocate my own love towards those in my life.

Not only is this very unempathetic but it's very self-centered as Chris is known to be but I am concerned about his depression, I guess the imagery that he is using of the metal plating is a metaphor for his heart being in an emotional vice, at least that is what I get out of it.

I can't say that he needs to snap out of it as depression is not something that one can get over that easily and can drag on for months even, but dude does need to get over this and move on. I've had a lot of hurtful things happen to me in my past but I eventually have to force myself to move on.
 
Notice how he's expecting friends to take his autistic metaphors in his way. He's becoming more bitter as well.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
fatty said:
One other thing I guess I can feel thanks for, _______ has shortened my life span with her heart flattening and steel-plating news.
Click to expand...
Wow. That is the single most passive aggressive thing I've ever seen him say.
Click to expand...
After one of the dogs snap at him and no longer want to be near him since he is too busy whining about high school to pay attention to them I can see him blaming her for making hi dogs hate him. Check, he blamed Megan for his father's death, when barn goes it will be his entire high school classes fault for whatever reason his autistic mind can come up with.
 
Does anyone know if Chris is familiar with Melissa Etheridge? She has a song called "Chrome Plated Heart". The themes are similar.....

I got a chrome-plated heart
I got wings on these fingers trying to tear it apart
I got angels crying from up above
And they got rust in their eyes
They got rust on their love
But I have learned to leave no stone unturned
And keep the wall against my back
And the love is real as the day is long
And the night is black
As black as night

I got a two dollar stare
Midas in my touch and Delilah in my hair
I got bad intentions on the soles of my shoes
With this red hot fever and these chromium blues
And I will feel another lovers wheel
And drive for miles and not look back
And the love is real as the day is long
And the night is black
As black as night

And I'll dance in time and the times are rough
And I'll pay the price and I'll pray that it's enough
And just outside the door where it always rains
I'll take the time to polish these scratches and these stains

On my chrome-plated heart
Wings on these fingers trying to tear it apart
I got angels crying from up above
And they got rust in their eyes
They got rust on their love
And the only way I know where the train will go
Is when I'm sleeping on the tracks
And the love is real as the day is long
And the night is black
As black as night
And the night is black
As black as night
 
Am I the only one who is surprised that the cats (notice how it's plural) are still in the house? If they have access to the outdoors as one cat did in the house tour video they would have run off to become feral or something. Also I doubt they're giving him any love if the way Kitty acted in that video where he picked her up is any indication. Maybe he just likes to pet them or something.
 
revengeofphil said:
Am I the only one who is surprised that the cats (notice how it's plural) are still in the house? If they have access to the outdoors as one cat did in the house tour video they would have run off to become feral or something. Also I doubt they're giving him any love if the way Kitty acted in that video where he picked her up is any indication. Maybe he just likes to pet them or something.
Click to expand...
I'm sure they try to avoid Barb and Chris, but anyone can pick up a cat in the wrong way or when they're not in a mood to be picked up. Chris is just an awkward dumbass who doesn't know that much about cats, so he holds her in the wrong way. I wouldn't really take that video to imply anything significant.

But yeah, I'm also surprised the cats are still in the house. It's possible Barb and Chris are careful when the doors are open, probably just for the sake of the dogs running out, and in the process they keep the cats trapped in the house. Or the cats are free, outside, and just come back to the house occasionally for food and a place where they won't freeze to death in the night.
 
Radi Ashun said:
"I'm unable to reciprocate my love to my mother and my pets because of this high school thing being on my mind."

That is probably one of the most selfish things I have ever read.
Click to expand...
Yeah, he's a complete asshole. He's not actually thankful for his mother or for anything else; if he were, he would show it to her instead of just brushing her off as worthless to him.

The Joker said:
when barn goes it will be his entire high school classes fault for whatever reason his autistic mind can come up with.
Click to expand...
I realize that was probably just a typo but it's a pretty good nickname for Barb.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Yeah, he's a complete asshole. He's not actually thankful for his mother or for anything else; if he were, he would show it to her instead of just brushing her off as worthless to him.
Click to expand...

I think in Chris' mind Barb is obligated to care for him. It is simply her function. Just like it is the function of world's women to care for him and give him china. To Chris, being thankful for Barb would be as odd as you being thankful to the oxygen in the air for keeping you alive.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back