FB 12/21 Chris reminiscences about moving back into 14BC after the fire

[Trans Fat 41g]

The fuck is his profile picture? Looks like a dolphin in a dress.

That's an insult to dolphins.

 

[Lysistrata]

Those were the days, huh Chris? You're right, it was pretty damn funny when you burnt your house down and got arrested for tarding out in public, again. Say, would you do it again? If not for old times sake, then would $9001 persuade you?

 

[WeeGee]

And it only took two years for them to hoard the house back up, the fire was an easy hoard purge.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Didn't they lose at least one cat to the fire?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Does he assume that with his female soul he's supposed to act like a bimbo?

That's what's funny about his cargo cult idea about being a woman - he sees all these stupid and offensive stereotypes in the media and actually wants to be like that because they appeal to his ideals. Mainly laziness and being coddled.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

It's popplio's final evolution, you pretenders.

"Ooooo I don't know what that thing is!"

Okay. Sure.

On topic:

Who the hell makes jokes about a house fire they went through? Fuck, Chris.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It's been 2 years since you idiots gave him $500 out of pity thinking he will "need" it post-fire, when insurance already took care of everything.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Why is he eating dog food when he's sick?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

It's been 2 years since you idiots gave him $500 out of pity thinking he will "need" it post-fire, when insurance already took care of everything.

The only thing he gets for the upcoming days and weeks is:

He needs it after the holidays when he doesn't get stuff from his wishlist and second for Trump's inauguration next month.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Didn't they lose at least one cat to the fire?

Yup, Scampers Chandler was lost to the fire. Chris was more concerned with saving his toys than he was her. Of course, some might say she had a lucky escape.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Come on 2016! I know you got one more magic left!

Who's up for: "House Fire 2016: Version 2.0"?

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I'm sure the neighbors yearly resolution is for Chris and Barb to move out some way some how

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Ok, so, I now have instructions if I'm in a normal, temperate climate
Instructions for a tropical climate
Assumed instructions if I'm in an arctic climate/Canadia/Montana
But what if I'm in a sub-tropical climate with a breeze? Can I just stay safe, or do I just take care?

You can keep the gifts my car is running I'll see myself out

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Your cat died in that fire, fuckwit. But yeah, the number 14 appeared twice, so LOL.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

"Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL

It's like Chris is his own shitposter.

 

[Trombonista]

Yup, Scamper Chandler was lost to the fire. Chris was more concerned with saving his toys than he was her. Of course, some might say she had a lucky escape.

I think Scamper disappeared years before the fire.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I think Scamper disappeared years before the fire.

Apologies, the CWCki isn't responding so I couldn't verify

 

[Sick Old Schizo]

The random-access humor is exceptionally random in this. Not only a hearty LOL at his own home burning down, then wishing everyone to feel warm, no, last but not least he is also thanking his fans for all the chicken soup.

 

[Rhysuu]

I hope he makes the chicken soup using a kettle that's plugged in to an extension cable outside of the bathroom. That'd be a really hot bowl of chicken noodle soup.

 

[Big Buns]

It must suck to have so little going on in your life that you get nostalgic over terrible shit.