Buck Mullet
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Vibrating man boobs, our tax dollars at work folks.
FB 12/4 - Chris Experiments with Vibrators on His Breasts
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Could he possibly get anymore eccentric than he already is? I know we've crossed the line between weird and disturbing a very long time ago but it just keeps getting worse.
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chris is not gay you mocking bastard he is STRAIGHT so get it through your damn dirty skull you dirty troll
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Jesus Christ Chris.
Why doesn't Chris shave the man hair off his fucking chest.
As if looking at the pictures and reading his explanation didn't make you uncomfortable enough, he threw in the "Oh and it makes sexually aroused" bit at the end. Thanks for that little nugget Chris.
Why doesn't Chris shave the man hair off his fucking chest.
As if looking at the pictures and reading his explanation didn't make you uncomfortable enough, he threw in the "Oh and it makes sexually aroused" bit at the end. Thanks for that little nugget Chris.
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It's like he's giving us a simulation of what it'd be like if he actually went jogging or used a treadmill. Except he likes it.
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If all the bullshit pseudoscience he's tried actually worked, Chris should have J-cups by now. Based on previous posts on the subject, he probably thinks he does.
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All these years i've been going out and meeting women and having Intimate relationships with real girls when i could have just grown my own titties? I must be doing something wrong with my life. (BTW, That Razor burn looks PAINFUL)
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Oh good heavens. Chris, your jumblies got bigger because you eat too much Mickey D's, not vibrating woo energy.
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so would wearing his vibrating muscle bra for 15 minutes be the same as exercise for him?
weird, he's using the same sentence structure as he would when describing how long he would jog for so I think he may acually believe that
heyyyJackiePie
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"If I can just increase my cup size by just two more sizes, then, finally girls will like me."
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This is the guy who thinks that standing upright for more than 15 minutes qualifies as exercise.
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Oh God why. I'm having horrific flashbacks to that time he talked about his reverberating man-tits (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-5-24-chris-recounts-his-night-at-the-club-his-moobs.9739/). This is so much worse.
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I have no experience with having breasts or putting vibrators on them but wouldn't that hurt
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Dat Dcup tho
It makes it more stupid because non-autistic people are buying it too.
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It mostly seemed to be teenage girls who saw results because they were simply going through puberty or people desperate to justify the purchase of love eggs.
So did chris just have these lay around or were the a specal purchase for "science".
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He has expressed a desire for a vee-string (strap on vagina). Godbearjesus help us all if he ever gets one.
@Null, now's a good time to give new people the horrifying rating.
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Nah. I mean if you had large breasts and got on a roller coaster or something without a bra then yeah but it'd feel the same of you put a vibrating thing on your chest.
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Aw, I was really enjoying this coffee until I read this.
Thanks, Chris.
Thanks, Chris.
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