FB 12/4 - Chris Experiments with Vibrators on His Breasts

[AnOminous]

Sounds like another soul clit.

At least this probably won't cause horrible infections.

 

[Ray Streip]

You barely fill those cups Chris, barely.

 

[asperhes]

So I guess that was all false confidence in the past when he bragged about his D-cups. They're still not big enough.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well that was retarded and gross.

 

[Dr.Research]

The puberty books I had a youngin' specifically said that things like creams and "excercises" dont work to bigger your bust and any DIY approaches might just have a small, temporary effect.
Guess no one ever tols him.

When I read the title I thought this was a sexual thing.

 

[samoajones]

Where the hell did get this idea?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

If he vibrates his titties while standing up and getting exercise while playing Guitar Hero...in 15 minutes he could look like Scarlett Johansson!

 

[wheat pasta]

Okay, say something nice... uhh, shit...
Well, er... the bra is... cute?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Wasn't expecting this while scrolling down through facebook. God dammit Chris!

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Look how well he fills out that D cup bra. XD

 

[animedad]

And so Bob continues to endlessly roll in his grave.

 

[Zoobles]

he should concentrate on a duck splint before worrying about blood flow to his titties.

 

[BreadGod]

I feel dirty after reading that post.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Someone should tell him about the Noogleberry. It's like the chick equivalent of those dick pumps, where those dick pumps are the equivalent of nailing your penis to the table and walking backwards.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Next thing you know, Chris is going to be on Instagram promoting skinny teas and waist trainers.

 

[BillRiley]

Damnit, Chris!

 

[GetShrekt]

Swingin' D Cups, everyone.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris is the only person I've seen that has huge bitch tits from some angles and looks flat as fuck from others. Even camera angles troll Chris.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

It looks like there's 10 years of dirt on that chest.

 

[Agentpeanut]

heh, life despises Chris so much that even when his lifestyle should be giving him plentiful bosoms, it seems like those things are shrinking the more Chris wants them to grow

I like to think of it as gods way of trolling Chris.