FB 12/4 - Chris Experiments with Vibrators on His Breasts

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Bedbugs? Fleas? Breakouts from an appalling diet? Any of these could be the case.

I think the answer to "what was Chris taking?" seems resolved in favor of "some supplement labeled 'natural estrogen' intended for menopausal ladies." Which explains why a doctor would tell Chris it was fine to use them.

Anybody who thinks the "vibrating eggs" Chris refers to aren't cheap vibrators is just naive. Or ignoring all Google results for "vibrating eggs."
 
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animedad said:
And so Bob continues to endlessly roll in his grave.
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He'll reach China long before Chris does.

AdJack said:
He owns TWO vibrating eggs

That's a nice addition to the hoard
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I was going to say, "Imagine if Barb found them! How would Chris explain them?" Then I realised: he would straight-up tell her what he was using them for.
 
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Chris learned nothing from when he drank ExtenZe for duck enlargement. Shit, Chris probably never figured out why girls didn't go Bom Chicka wah wah for him after spraying himself down with AXE.

Still, he did graduate from AXE to pepper spray. I'd like to see Chris at an airport checkpoint with those vibrators in place.
 
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He calls those D cups and yet they look like As or Bs.

MrsFrizzle said:
I think the answer to "what was Chris taking?" seems resolved in favor of "some supplement labeled 'natural estrogen' intended for menopausal ladies." Which explains why a doctor would tell Chris it was fine to use them.
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Honestly, I'm more in favor of the idea that he's taking OTC estrogen pills, which are unregulated and dangerous. It's like a trans man taking Cialis or Viagra for the testosterone.
 
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While looking at the pictures I noticed that Chris has been shaving his chest lately (red and angry looking with stubble qued me in). To top that off, you can see his bottom chins and they are way passed the 5 o'clock shadow phase. Guess all that vibrating boob time has kept Chris from shaving his face as much as he used to.

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He calls those D cups and yet they look like As or Bs.
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I was thinking the same thing. Just throwing this out there....if Chris actually had Ds, as he claims, he'd have some cleavage going on while where a bra (hell, even without a bra). Here, in these pictures, it's just a flat chest with some flab jutting out. Even in the pictures with Chris in a sports bra, he did not have cleavage....just flat chunks of fat.
 
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Dr.Research said:
When I read the title I thought this was a sexual thing.
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I thought that too. It just seemed too reminiscent of the "speaker boobs" post he made some time ago.

Also, when he mentioned vibrating eggs, all I could think of is that episode of Hoarders with Fuzzie and Fred, who kept buckets of them.
 
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Pretty sure I know where he got the idea for this.

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