FB 12/4 - Chris Experiments with Vibrators on His Breasts

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Chandler Cats said:
Totally agree. I called this a while ago. I think he's taking or was taking something like this or black cohosh which is an OTC herbal supplement used by a lot of women for hot flashes or some "formulated for women" vitamin and the the doctor just shrugged and thought to himself, "well, it's not going to kill him and he won't badger me for anything real." I remember he told one of the placebo girlfriends he tried some dick grow pills he sent away for and finally admitted they didn't work. Wonder if his pals at Adam & Eve sell this kind of shit --- I'm sure they do.
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I suppose, being literal-minded, Chris is particularly vulnerable to advertising claims like this.

BRB, just off to patent these autism-curing supplements.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
A minute after he posted that, he edited "sexy" out of the post. The original is in the post's edit history, though.
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I think Chris seems to be getting confused here between bra size and cup size. It's easy to do and from experience you can buy a bra that is a 32DD when really you need a 36C, easy mistake to make when you're a teenaged pubescent girl/middle-aged autistic man buying your trainer bras.
By the looks of things, Chris has purchased a 32D. He probably actually needs a 38B.
 
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I am pretty sure chafing your breasts to get them slightly larger for a very short period of time is not a good idea
 
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Kaptcher said:
I think Chris seems to be getting confused here between bra size and cup size. It's easy to do and from experience you can buy a bra that is a 32DD when really you need a 36C, easy mistake to make when you're a teenaged pubescent girl/middle-aged autistic man buying your trainer bras.
By the looks of things, Chris has purchased a 32D. He probably actually needs a 38B.
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Exactly. He is a dude and his chest is gonna be wider obviously. I am thinking more like a 42 B. But you'll never convince him he doesn't have D cups just like nobody has been able to convince him he's bald and doesn't look like Britney Spears. I read an article the other day about how vibration and jiggling damages breast tissue and can cause sagging.
 
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yes just post that kind of shit on facebook because this is the kind of things friends share with eachother publicly like this:slayer:
 
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