FB 12/4 - Chris Experiments with Vibrators on His Breasts

[Ruin]

Estrogen pills aren't sold over the counter in the U.S. Do you think Chris is ordering gray-market hormones?

No way. Chris is an idiot and unless some ween gave him the links there's no way he could even find those sites. My best guess is he's taking a women's multi vitamin and thinks it will turn him into a supermodel because autism.

 

[Lipitor]

Pretty sure I know where he got the idea for this.

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I love how he went from self conscious about his moobs, to greatly embellishing their size.

 

[Zoobles]

No way. Chris is an idiot and unless some ween gave him the links there's no way he could even find those sites. My best guess is he's taking a women's multi vitamin and thinks it will turn him into a supermodel because autism.

Women's multivitamins have just as much power to turn men into supermodels as men's multivitamins, sexist.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I bet Chris was taking Equate Maximum Strength Estroblend, because it is the cheapest "natural estrogen" supplement* at the Walmart, but abandoned it because why not save money and use the vibrators already on hand/hoard?

* a jumble of some possibly estrogenic herbs in unregulated concentrations, sold as a placebo to menopausal ladies

 

[milkshark]

Chris is just telling his Facebook friends about his masturbation habits again, because that's a good thing to share publicly online.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I don't know if it is better or worse that he doesn't know this, but tofu contains a huge amount of estrogen, basically soy just contains substances that act like estrogen in the human body.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A minute after he posted that, he edited "sexy" out of the post. The original is in the post's edit history, though.

 

[ON 190]

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A minute after he posted that, he edited "sexy" out of the post. The original is in the post's edit history, though.

5:1 odds Kengle wasn't wearing pants when he posted that.

 

[Billy of Hills]

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Swingin' D Cups, everyone.

Those would actually be vibrating D-Cup level breasts, now.
Also, hasn't Chris done this before but with headphones or something? I think he asked true and honest fans to buy him some magical vibrating titty enhancers in the past.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

While looking at the pictures I noticed that Chris has been shaving his chest lately (red and angry looking with stubble qued me in). To top that off, you can see his bottom chins and they are way passed the 5 o'clock shadow phase. Guess all that vibrating boob time has kept Chris from shaving his face as much as he used to.

I seem to recall, although I don't want to check because I haven't had my breakfast yet, that Chris used to have a hairless chest. I also seem to recall someone here saying that a side effect of taking female hormones on an amateur basis was that the body can overreact, producing more male hormones in response. Might Chris have inadvertently made himself more masculine?

 

[CWCissey]

I also imagine that Chris' moobs got bigger due to the Big Macs rather than his vibrating bra.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Not real ones. I think some of the Christorians have stated that it's 99% likely that Chris is just taking estrogen pills (similar to what older menopausal woman would take) or women's vitamins and calling it good enough.
Chris would literally not qualify for actual tranny pills.

Dear god he's probably pinching them from barb

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Dear god he's probably pinching them from barb

Oh no, first her teeth money and now this.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I don't know if it is better or worse that he doesn't know this, but tofu contains a huge amount of estrogen, basically soy just contains substances that act like estrogen in the human body.

It's an urban legend. A totally largely recognized urban legend but pretty untrue

 

[Jack Haywood]

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Oh hell no...

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It's an urban legend. A totally largely recognized urban legend but pretty untrue

Phytoestrogen is still going to be more effective than whatever vitamin pills he's been popping, but I digress.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I hope the vibrators explode and he burns to death.

Chris could never survive in Vietnam.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Christian, you're a male. End of.

 

[calicojack]

I hope the vibrators explode and he burns to death.

Chris could never survive in Vietnam.

He probably wouldn't get drafted due to his Autism. (Probably the only time where the Autism Card comes in handy in ones life.)

 

[MY 405]

I bet Chris was taking Equate Maximum Strength Estroblend, because it is the cheapest "natural estrogen" supplement* at the Walmart, but abandoned it because why not save money and use the vibrators already on hand/hoard?

* a jumble of some possibly estrogenic herbs in unregulated concentrations, sold as a placebo to menopausal ladies

Totally agree. I called this a while ago. I think he's taking or was taking something like this or black cohosh which is an OTC herbal supplement used by a lot of women for hot flashes or some "formulated for women" vitamin and the the doctor just shrugged and thought to himself, "well, it's not going to kill him and he won't badger me for anything real." I remember he told one of the placebo girlfriends he tried some dick grow pills he sent away for and finally admitted they didn't work. Wonder if his pals at Adam & Eve sell this kind of shit --- I'm sure they do.