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KatsuKitty

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Moments before making this latest, self-pitying post, Chris changed his cover photo and profile picture. I'm posting them here as they follow the general theme of the post (also because I don't feel that they warrant a separate post).

New Background:
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Detail:
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New Profile Pic (WTF was he thinking?):
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Please, let this shut up the people who don't think Chris was upset over Bob's death.

Is Chris suggesting that he'll carry this with him in the next life? Or the usual "I'm dead inside and carrying it with me now".

Other than that, this is pretty much nothing new.
 
1- Props to Katsu Kitty and Thetan for the juicy tidbits.
2- What in the sweet fuckity fuck is that on the right of his cover picture? Something about it is unnerving to me but I can't quite pinpoint what it is.
3- Anyone else notice the edit he did to the Cubone pic? He added "friends and father" to whatever it's bio.
4- I almost feel bad but honestly he had his chance to try and make a go of it (career wise, mental health wise) and he squandered it.
5- Anyone else find it mad dick to list the former gal pal's name? Like dude she obviously doesn't want to interact with you. TAGGING HER DOES NOT HELP.
6- Off topic but anyone else think the Pokemon on the right has a horrifying story?
 
Tagging that certain ex-galpal really kind of takes on an accusatory tone in the context of this post. Once again, Chris unwittingly highlights the very reason for his isolation by broadcasting how obsessive and unstable he is to the world.
 
Relevant question: how many people are on his friends list? Of that number, how many are local?
 
For a bit of context about the random Psyduck pic Chris posted. It's from one of the Pokemon mangas:
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And here's a description according to Bulbapedia:
In the Red, Green & Blue chapter, an undead Psyduck that had been brought back to life by a Koga's Gastly appeared in the Pokémon Tower. It first appeared to Red like a normal Psyduck, until it attempted an assault on him: its eyeballs suddenly sunk into its eye sockets and some skin fell off, revealing its bones. Since it was just a mindless undead, it was easily destroyed by Red's Bulbasaur using Vine Whip.

Chris seems to have a thing for zombies now.
 
2- What in the sweet fuckity fuck is that on the right of his cover picture? Something about it is unnerving to me but I can't quite pinpoint what it is.

It's a fan spinning behind him, caught in mid-motion.
 
Descent said:
For a bit of context about the random Psyduck pic Chris posted. It's from one of the Pokemon mangas:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/fi123storm/PA1_Chapter_Fourteen12.jpg
And here's a description according to Bulbapedia:
In the Red, Green & Blue chapter, an undead Psyduck that had been brought back to life by a Koga's Gastly appeared in the Pokémon Tower. It first appeared to Red like a normal Psyduck, until it attempted an assault on him: its eyeballs suddenly sunk into its eye sockets and some skin fell off, revealing its bones. Since it was just a mindless undead, it was easily destroyed by Red's Bulbasaur using Vine Whip.

Chris seems to have a thing for zombies now.

Chris also gave Tiffany Gowen a plush Psyduck as a graduation gift. Might be referring to her bolting flat his heart.
 
Chris's inability to express any thoughts/emotions outside of the context of video games reminds me of that one TNG episode where they found the aliens whose entire language was spoken through metaphors and allusions.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris's inability to express any thoughts/emotions outside of the context of video games reminds me of that one TNG episode where they found the aliens whose entire language was spoken through metaphors and allusions.

Cubone and Marowak at Lavender Town.
Team Rocket, when the Trainer came.
Marowak, at rest.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris's inability to express any thoughts/emotions outside of the context of video games reminds me of that one TNG episode where they found the aliens whose entire language was spoken through metaphors and allusions.
Bob and his axe, on the internet.
Chris, when his heart level sank.
Chris and Megan, at the Game Place.
 
He looks unusually unhealthy in that profile pic. It actually makes me sort of sad because that just isn't the portrait of a healthy individual at all.
 
I can only presume that by changing his photo to the |:C face, he's all but announcing that the attempted guilt trip of the MHS crowd will be receiving all of his energy for the foreseeable future.
 
His only way of communicating his emptiness to the outside world is comparing himself to Pokemon and My Little Ponies. If that doesn't cry for therapy, I don't know what does.
 
I just noticed that he's actually TAGGING Sarah in this... I'm quite surprised she hasn't blocked him completely yet. If tagging someone in a post whining about how that person doesn't care about you anymore so that they see it/it shows up on THEIR page isn't screaming "Pitty me!! You did this to me!!" then I dunno what is.

Anyone else find that kind of creepy?
 
His current "depression saga" Is an incredible example of the concept of a viscous circle. He behaves like an obsessive, emotionally underdeveloped, self centred creep, which drives people away, which causes him to become an even more obsessive, emotionally underdeveloped, self centred creep, which drives people away even quicker.

Despite the fact that I'm entirely familiar with Chris' modus operandi by now, there's a part of me that can't quite grasp how somebody can repeatedly bang their head against the same obstacle time and time again whilst thinking "This time, it's going to work"
 
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