Facebook FB 12/5/2013 Chris has no in-person friends

[Cid Highwind]

Does this mean, that for the past fifteen years, he's been classifying and thinking anout his HS galpals as "in-person friends" despite not seeing nor talking to them for a decade and a half?!?

Didn't he ever wonder how come they never spoke, or did he just attribute that to a massive scheduling conflict?!?

They spoke several times over the years. For example, they were there with him in Mary Lee Walsh's office when Sonichu told Chris it would be a good idea to unleash the mighty powers of CWCVille upon that witch bitch.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Even as stupid and crazy as Anna is, she still must realize that saying "hang in there, Christian! Make those store managers suffer!" every day is no more effective than saying it once a month or so.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Does this mean, that for the past fifteen years, he's been classifying and thinking anout his HS galpals as "in-person friends" despite not seeing nor talking to them for a decade and a half?!?
Didn't he ever wonder how come they never spoke, or did he just attribute that to a massive scheduling conflict?!?

Wow... Just.... Wow!

Chris hasn't grown emotionally or mentally in any way since he last sat at the school dining table with his Gal pals. As far as he's concerned, it's like coming back to school on Monday morning after the weekend, and having all his friends tell him they don't want anything to do with him.
There is literally no way the Chris can fathom how much a normal person has changed and grown in the years between leaving school and hitting their 30's, because he's spent that time bending every ounce of effort and willpower to not changing.

 

[Kyoosand]

I noticed that Anna hasn't been ass patting recently?

I wonder if she may have said something (or simply failed to deliver the expected immediate asspat) and Chris booted her?

 

[Lord_Sevan]

Good ol', emotional manipulation. That's sure to earn him some friends/his old friends back, right?

Right?

 

[cmcki]

I wonder if she may have said something (or simply failed to deliver the expected immediate asspat) and Chris booted her?

I doubt it - given that he's talking about how he has no friends, why would he boot the person who is the nicest to him on Facebook?

 

[Very Honest Content]

I know it's something of a cliche to say that Chris never changes, but I really believe the last few years, since Bob's death at least, have shown a very quick catching up of reality to his formerly unassailable naivete on all things adult in nature. Once the trolls were cut off from all avenues but the occasional social network site missive to him, he's let slip a couple of sobering realizations that are really only possibly started from his own psyche, for example, the loss of his formerly youthful energy, the fact that dad's not there to fight his battles for him outside of the occasional Lego form reenactment of easy level Soul Caliber throw-downs, and now the retroactive high school deconstruction he's gone through the last few months. Brick by brick he's having these formerly grounded pieces of his life's firmament removed and you can see him slipping down farther and farther as a result, albeit just over Facebook mostly. If he had interests outside of kids entertainment growing up as a teenager when high school could have been socially awesome and cool for him in actuality rather than his vidya addled fantasy world oblivious coasting, I imagine he might hear this in his head as his current life theme-song;

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but instead, it's probably just 'Sonic Boom,' still.

 

[Descent]

I think Chris not having IRL friends is as simple as the people he did occasionally hang out with probably have jobs, and families, and other adult responsibilities. Even if they didn't, who wants to hang out with someone who's constantly fiddiling with there electronics. Chris bitches about wanting to hang out with people, but you wouldn't know it from the way he acts:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Caitlin

I just went out to Golden Corall with my father; mom stayed home, because she didn't feel well. Anyway, I've made a new gal-pal today; the server who served me and my father...Eventually, she commented on the Family Guy episode I was playing on my PSP

I'm sure Bob enjoyed that quality time with his son.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Big_Night_Out
If you scroll down there's a video where Chris has his PSP out on the table. Somehow I doubt he was only using it to take pictures of his fun evening.

The original talk page for the "Two's company snapshots" had some more info that's been deleted (most of it was completely irrelevant to Chris), but it did have this:

Chris and I were hanging out at the Baja Bean...Clyde was to hack Chris' PSN. But Chris being Chris HAD to pull out his PSP at the BAR, so he found out pretty quickly that his account was compromised. And right then and there called Sony. Yes, he has their number in his phone.

 

[José Mourinho]

I noticed that Anna hasn't been ass patting recently?

For me, I don't see how Anna is going to ass pat Chris for this Pokemon post.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris bitches about wanting to hang out with people, but you wouldn't know it from the way he acts:

I just went out to Golden Corall with my father; mom stayed home, because she didn't feel well. Anyway, I've made a new gal-pal today; the server who served me and my father...Eventually, she commented on the Family Guy episode I was playing on my PSP

Exactly. How does Chris think he "made a new gal-pal" when really she was just their server, and he was just staring at his video games and not talking to anybody?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Chris bitches about wanting to hang out with people, but you wouldn't know it from the way he acts:

I just went out to Golden Corall with my father; mom stayed home, because she didn't feel well. Anyway, I've made a new gal-pal today; the server who served me and my father...Eventually, she commented on the Family Guy episode I was playing on my PSP

Exactly. How does Chris think he "made a new gal-pal" when really she was just their server, and he was just staring at his video games and not talking to anybody?

I remember somebody on this forum likening Chris to human wallpaper after one of his whines about people ignoring him; thing is, as amusing as the term was, the situation's the opposite.... he's as obvious as a turd in a punch bowl, and this sort of creepy shit is exactly why. People are scared that if the speak to him, or even make eye contact, he'll never leave them alone.

 

[The Knife]

Chris bitches about wanting to hang out with people, but you wouldn't know it from the way he acts:

I just went out to Golden Corall with my father; mom stayed home, because she didn't feel well. Anyway, I've made a new gal-pal today; the server who served me and my father...Eventually, she commented on the Family Guy episode I was playing on my PSP

Exactly. How does Chris think he "made a new gal-pal" when really she was just their server, and he was just staring at his video games and not talking to anybody?

It kind of fits his M.O. Sit back passively and hold a shiny thing and the potential sweethearts will flock like geese.