Facebook FB 12/5/2013 Chris has no in-person friends

Every time I read something like this I think about how 'mainstreaming' (specifically the twisted idea of it that Chris got from his parents) fucked him over for life. He sees it as having raised him above the level of other autistic individuals and to this day won't even consider lowering himself to associate with them.

Getting to know other autistic people would actually open up a new social life/social understanding for him and his current situation would improve by leaps and bounds. He knows enough to only accept support from people who will not suggest something so icky, though.
 
I like how Waterman only comments on the Pokemon, not even bothering to asspat Chris. I also like how Chris looks like a grumpy toddler in his new profile.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
His current "depression saga" Is an incredible example of the concept of a viscous circle. He behaves like an obsessive, emotionally underdeveloped, self centred creep, which drives people away, which causes him to become an even more obsessive, emotionally underdeveloped, self centred creep, which drives people away even quicker.

Despite the fact that I'm entirely familiar with Chris' modus operandi by now, there's a part of me that can't quite grasp how somebody can repeatedly bang their head against the same obstacle time and time again whilst thinking "This time, it's going to work"
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Chris is the personification of the quote:
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
It's truly mindblowing...
 
GameFreak982928 said:
I just noticed that he's actually TAGGING Sarah in this... I'm quite surprised she hasn't blocked him completely yet. If tagging someone in a post whining about how that person doesn't care about you anymore so that they see it/it shows up on THEIR page isn't screaming "Pitty me!! You did this to me!!" then I dunno what is.

Anyone else find that kind of creepy?
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i find it grounds for her to tell him to fuck off and block him. i also think he might as well have not even censored that e-mail he got, since he was probably just going to dox its author anyway, might as well dox all the so-called "gal-pals."

Anchuent Christory said:
Despite the fact that I'm entirely familiar with Chris' modus operandi by now, there's a part of me that can't quite grasp how somebody can repeatedly bang their head against the same obstacle time and time again whilst thinking "This time, it's going to work"
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insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. mm, yeah.
 
For some reason, this post hit me right in the feels. I hate to say it, but I'd convince a gal-pal to give him a hug. I think he needs it.
 
I'm upset he tagged Sarah Bevel. I don't want someone like her, a woman with a family and a life outside of Chris to get all of these PMs asking her about Chris and friend requests by wannabe trolls and A-logs.
 
Anathe said:
For some reason, this post hit me right in the feels. I hate to say it, but I'd convince a gal-pal to give him a hug. I think he needs it.
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"Mmm, yeah, now dat we have hugged I have been Greatly Aroused and since I don't have Crayola Art Supplies to discharge my hormones with you are going to have to make yourself Sexually Available to me. Mmm, yeah, struggle all you want but God has already married us in my dreams."

For the sake of this hypothetical gal-pal who lives in your imagination, don't even think it. The only thing more horrible than the truth of Chris's situation is the fact that he would utterly corrupt any attempt to help him into something even worse. He bites the hand that feeds him, and his mouth is full of diseases.

Even something as simple and well-intentioned as a hug would be transformed into something ugly.
 
Anathe said:
For some reason, this post hit me right in the feels. I hate to say it, but I'd convince a gal-pal to give him a hug. I think he needs it.
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Why would you wish that on a person :?: :!: Do you even realize what would happen? Whatever girl you forced for this awful task would be groped and stalked for months afterwards. She would never get the smell out, it would linger on her skin and in her hair for weeks. Any girl that hugs Chris right now should be prepared for instant "girlfriend" status via Chris's messed up mind... all because you were hit in the feels. Hope you're happy.
 
From this update I think it's probably safe to assume Chris hasn't gotten his paws on a PS4 yet. Other than that inference, this is just Chris being Chris.

soIregistered said:
His only way of communicating his emptiness to the outside world is comparing himself to Pokemon and My Little Ponies. If that doesn't cry for therapy, I don't know what does.
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It's a cry from someone who needs to grow up.

Chris has been told many times that (most) adults make friends with other adults based on adult things, not pokemon and ponies. He cannot claim ignorance. If he wants to make friends with adults, he is going to have set aside childish things and find things adults can relate to. Things like work and responsibility and such. Not things like whining and moaning and feeling sorry for himself, which didn't even work when he was a child.

And that brings up another point: forget adults, Chris isn't even acting like a child trying to attract childish friends. He's acting like a child does when he wants sympathy and coddling from an overindulgent mother (or a gaggle of ass patters). If normal adults don't want to be his in person friend, they sure as hell don't want to be his new in-person ersatz mommy.

FemboiBunny said:
Chris is the personification of the quote:
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."
It's truly mindblowing...
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Stupidity can also account for the same symptoms.

Chris is acting this way today because he probably believes these same sort of pathetic theatrics got him his gal pals back in high school. If he were smart, the recent revelation that his gal pals were all just "hired help" and not really his friends would have taught him that isn't true, and these dramatics do not attract friends after all, and he should try something else now. But he isn't smart.
 
Well, it's official. Chris is trying to get us to feel sorry for him. Does he know it's not gonna work? Probably not.
 
Anathe said:
For some reason, this post hit me right in the feels. I hate to say it, but I'd convince a gal-pal to give him a hug. I think he needs it.
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Then he did what he set out to do. This picture was taken for the sole reason of saying "I am LONELY and SAD! Be my friend and pay attention to me! But don't do it out of pity!" Dude's a walking talking contradiction with almost everything he does.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris's inability to express any thoughts/emotions outside of the context of video games reminds me of that one TNG episode where they found the aliens whose entire language was spoken through metaphors and allusions.
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Alec, do you have the name of that episode?
 
Cwckifan said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris's inability to express any thoughts/emotions outside of the context of video games reminds me of that one TNG episode where they found the aliens whose entire language was spoken through metaphors and allusions.
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Alec, do you have the name of that episode?
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The episode is "Darmok", season 5 episode 2.
 
Since the steelplating on his heart and bolting it shut must be a sadness beyond the expression of any human language, Chris logically deduced that the only way he'll get through to people how saaaaad he is, is by capturing it in a picture, and using that image in his profile...

The thing is though: He mentions how he doesn't have any in-person friends locally. But he hasn't had that for years!

Does this mean, that for the past fifteen years, he's been classifying and thinking anout his HS galpals as "in-person friends" despite not seeing nor talking to them for a decade and a half?!?

Didn't he ever wonder how come they never spoke, or did he just attribute that to a massive scheduling conflict?!?

Wow... Just.... Wow!
 
Fapcup said:
Didn't he ever wonder how come they never spoke, or did he just attribute that to a massive scheduling conflict?!?
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Well, obviously Chris' gal-pals were busy with shopping and getting their hair done, as such.
 
Mockingjay said:
I noticed that Anna hasn't been ass patting recently?
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Eh, gaps in her asspatting schedule are typical.
 
Marvin said:
Mockingjay said:
I noticed that Anna hasn't been ass patting recently?
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Eh, gaps in her asspatting schedule are typical.
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Probably because she only asspats when she needs to feel morally superior to people.
 
Mockingjay said:
I noticed that Anna hasn't been ass patting recently?
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Well if she tried to asspat him on any of these posts he'd just lash out at her for not driving down to meet him, while also having kidnapped a woman for him to grind into sweetheart. Eventually he'll go back to libeling innocent people and she'll be right there to encourage his manly tenacity.
 
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