FB 12/9 - RIP Bob

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Guy Smiley said:
Holy shit, that's the most depressing thing ever. There's just a complete lack of joy.
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Bob loved Chris, but you can tell that most of the time he was just an ordeal for him. He was too old and too tired and didn't want another kid in the first place. I think Bob was a pretty sad person in general- his original wife and kids didn't want anything to do with him and he was living with a hag like Barb. Just imagine how it felt to look at Chris every day and put up with his bullshit, must've been like hell. No wonder he spent all his time in the greenhouse.
 
The thing is, we know very little about Bob and Barb's life before Chris, and most of what we do know has come from sources who have good reason to lie. We don't know why Bob's kids cut off contact with him, but the fact that they both did suggests that the problem was with him. Chris doesn't seem to have anything to say about Bob's side of the family - he didn't even seem to think it was weird that he should have a niece he didn't know about. All we've heard about them recently was videos in which he demands that they come and take over help with caring for Barb, a woman they barely know and probably dislike.
 
Looking at that Xmas 04 video it strikes me that, the whole time CWC has been net-famous, right up to the latest Alpha Trion video, the one thing that always makes him come alive is the chance to act as toys and do silly voices. I wish people had pushed him more to get into drama and performing, it could have been his thing.
 
BurningPewter said:
Looking at that Xmas 04 video it strikes me that, the whole time CWC has been net-famous, right up to the latest Alpha Trion video, the one thing that always makes him come alive is the chance to act as toys and do silly voices. I wish people had pushed him more to get into drama and performing, it could have been his thing.
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Maybe, who knows? Hell, even his voice type (around spieltenor, according to the cwcki) is good for comical roles in operas. If only he could sing at all...
I can't help but feel sorry for Chris. Losing your father is hard and painful, no matter who you are. Bob was not a good father, but at least he kinda tried to make the best out of Chris. And I think he loved his son.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I think Chris's view on Christianity is likely more akin to what you'd see on a family movie where dead family members are floating about in heaven with angel wings looking down on him rather than anything from actual relgious scripture.
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Tubular Monkey said:
It's a jumble of Christianity, voodoo, cartoons and autism.
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I don't think Chris was implying that Bob was reincarnated in this post.

However, Chris does believe in reincarnation in general. For example, Chris believes he's got a male body because, in a past life, he was a female lesbian and that God cursed him with a male body in this life as punishment for the sin of homosexuality. Though when discussing this theory, Chris doesn't really address why he'd then continue to engage in homosexuality (because he's a male lesbian) in this life.

:autism::autism::autism::left:
 
Toki Wartooth said:
Maybe, who knows? Hell, even his voice type (around spieltenor, according to the cwcki) is good for comical roles in operas. If only he could sing at all...
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I think in a perfect world CWC would be entertaining children and acting in a kids show with puppets like Sesame St.
 
Marvin said:
I don't think Chris was implying that Bob was reincarnated in this post.

However, Chris does believe in reincarnation in general. For example, Chris believes he's got a male body because, in a past life, he was a female lesbian and that God cursed him with a male body in this life as punishment for the sin of homosexuality. Though when discussing this theory, Chris doesn't really address why he'd then continue to engage in homosexuality (because he's a male lesbian) in this life.

:autism::autism::autism::left:
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Well I guess using that logic God made him male so being attracted to women wouldnt make him gay?
 
Marvin said:
However, Chris does believe in reincarnation in general. For example, Chris believes he's got a male body because, in a past life, he was a female lesbian and that God cursed him with a male body in this life as punishment for the sin of homosexuality. Though when discussing this theory, Chris doesn't really address why he'd then continue to engage in homosexuality (because he's a male lesbian) in this life.
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Beliefs like that just seem like mental gymnastics like the way that Chris justifies all of his life decisions after the fact.
It's just all so convenient to explain away Chris' urge to fetishize lesbians and pretend to be one.

Marvin said:
Chris doesn't really address why he'd then continue to engage in homosexuality (because he's a male lesbian) in this life.
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That seems right.
Going anywhere outside of the false narrative that probably took Chris a long time to come up with would just make him draw blanks.

Marvin said:
Nah, Chris is still calling himself a lesbian.
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Lesbian, Woman, Author, Transgender, Setsy, Feminine, Beautiful, 7 inches, Artist, Creator..........
Chris has called himself a lot of things.

BurningPewter said:
I think in a perfect world CWC would be entertaining children and acting in a kids show with puppets like Sesame St.
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Lol, remember that his Donald Duck impersonation helped him get fired from Wendy's.
 
RADICALGOBLIN said:
When did Chris and Bob even have an intimate moment together? Like, i'm not even kidding. I looked at his article on the CWCki and all i got was that he limited his tugboat and that they argued alot.
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Bob was the only person who even tried to make him better than the piece of shit he is now.

Naturally, that would go against Chris's inclinations and he'd resist it.
 
George Costanza said:
I always tried to get a hold of the Jazz marathon that Bob hosted, I asked fatty for it several times because the rapidshare link the he shared a long time ago died fast (memories)
Does someone here can get a hold of it?
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yep, it's all on Youtube:
Bob's program doesn't start until the "Disc 2" video
 
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