Money FB 4/11 - e-begging intensifies

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I have a hunch that he's getting trolled into thinking that china is imminent.

Some sort of Jackie/Ivy that makes him think that his love quest is (about to be) finally over.

He just have to keep her identity hidden from the got dang trolls and it will happen. This time is real.

If the new sweetheart did absolutely nothing but make him write new pages she would be a god damn American hero.

 

[Keine]

I've brought this up in previous conversations but I think that Dstecks is inadvertently a master troll without truly realizing it. He gave Chris the thousand dollars with no actual stipulations associated with it; In Chris' mind that adds up to a gift and he was in no was required to do anything remotely Sonichu related with a dime of it. Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat. You've all seen his business model; the least amount of effort plus the smallest amount of skill equals the highest expectations. Ever since he's gotten this PS4 he's gotten lazier and lazier.
...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

I can picture it now: a run-down sweatshop made out of Bob's old shed with underpaid workers meticulously assembling crappy amiibos while Chris sits watch with his PS4 and Youtube blaring subliminal frequencies, in hopes that he'll magically become a woman, while occasionally barking orders at his staff.

 

[Darndirty]

Besides when has humanity ever "kept their hate to themselves"...hating others..that's sort of our thing as a species

Also "well understood within better reason

"

His grammar and choice of words always makes me laugh

I wonder if whenever one of these random hater Facebook posts appears he just got off the phone of someone yelling julaay at him and this is how hes gonna show everyone

 

[Trilby]

Why is everyone so surprised Christopher is obnoxious, entitled and lazy?
He's literally always been that way.

We have to remind ourselves Chris can't even do the simplest tasks like clean his own bed sheets.

I would also like to add that since Sonichu is actually real according to CWC's diseased mind, those characters periodically can't see anything around them due to text fog and their Father doesn't even realise it...
I mean, imagine if you were walking along the streets and suddenly some freak of nature started rambling about his meaningless life while blocking off all the road with a 10-foot high textwall!
If that isn't hell, I dunno what is! Why on earth haven't the Sonichus and Rosechus overthrown their master yet?!

Spoiler: Oh wait...

That'd actually be a good plot, which Chris doesn't want because egomania.

Those guys are just permanent slaves!

Chris has been spamming walls of text since the beginning of time. The Sonichu comic is proof enough.

Also, get out and get a life, Chris.

We wish.

I can picture it now: a run-down sweatshop made out of Bob's old shed with underpaid workers meticulously assembling crappy amiibos while Chris sits watch with his PS4 and Youtube blaring subliminal frequencies in hopes that he'll magically become a woman, while occasionally barking orders at his staff.

At least someone's getting use out of that "dreaming studio".

 

[Gaol]

Besides when has humanity ever "kept their hate to themselves"...hating others..that's sort of our thing as a species

Also "well understood within better reason

"

His grammar and choice of words always makes me laugh

I wonder if whenever one of these random hater Facebook posts appears he just got off the phone of someone yelling julaay at him and this is how hes gonna show everyone

Remember Chris thinks he is from english nobility, he has said before he had started watching Doctor Who and this reflects in his way of talking and expressing himself (The interviews mostly) he is trying to add pizzazz and a dash of educated noble gentleman to his way of speaking. Sadly he doesn't know how to use this new words phonetically and ends up making a garbled mess of words as we see in this text wall.

 

[Trilby]

Remember Chris thinks he is from english nobility, he has said before he had started watching Doctor Who and this reflects in his way of talking and expressing himself (The interviews mostly) he is trying to add pizzazz and a dash of educated noble gentleman to his way of speaking. Sadly he doesn't know how to use this new words phonetically and ends up making a garbled mess of words as we see in this text wall.

If only he paid more attention back in school like he should.

 

[GV 998]

Besides when has humanity ever "kept their hate to themselves"...hating others..that's sort of our thing as a species

Not even humanity, according to Chris' meme. Haters.

"Remember when Haters kept their hate to themselves?"

No, Chris. Haters have never done that. The whole reason they are called haters is because they are so vocal about making their hatred known.

 

[Gaol]

If only he paid more attention back in school like he should.

He flunked english remember?

Spoiler

 

[Darndirty]

I don't get why Chris saved a failing report card..then again I don't get people digging through his burned house either

 

[GV 998]

I don't get why Chris saved a failing report card..

Hoarders gonna hoard.

 

[mrmilkman]

Chris's English is so bad that he could be mistaken for a non native speaker.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm more impressed that he apparently read MacBeth. Unless I'm reading it wrong seems he did good on the test.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I don't get why Chris saved a failing report card..then again I don't get people digging through his burned house either

Probably saved for a future lawsuit against Mrs. Dorazio, or part of the folder Bob put together to show Social Security that Chris is a slow-in-deh-mind enough to get a Tugboat.

 

[Marvin]

He flunked english remember?

Spoiler

 

[DonaldJTrump]

i bet he doesnt even know that the SSA actually counts the shit people send him as resources and if he goes over like $2000 they can sink the tugboat

 

[dankauntmaymay]

I can picture it now: a run-down sweatshop made out of Bob's old shed with underpaid workers meticulously assembling crappy amiibos while Chris sits watch with his PS4 and Youtube blaring subliminal frequencies, in hopes that he'll magically become a woman, while occasionally barking orders at his staff.

Sounds like the stuff of dreams. I wonder what kind of insurance packages Chris will be offering alongside wages paid solely in etsy vouchers (that'll somehow still never be fulfilled).

 

[MrsFrizzle]

i bet he doesnt even know that the SSA actually counts the shit people send him as resources and if he goes over like $2000 they can sink the tugboat

No, because according to impeccable Marvin intel, Chris is on SSDI, which doesn't have asset limits like SSI does.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Besides when has humanity ever "kept their hate to themselves"...hating others..that's sort of our thing as a species

chris thinks and talks like an old person
so all problems are new and because of them there troll kids

I'm more impressed that he apparently read MacBeth. Unless I'm reading it wrong seems he did good on the test.

no lesbian souled man of snorlax born

 

[DonaldJTrump]

No, because according to impeccable Marvin intel, Chris is on SSDI, which doesn't have asset limits like SSI does.

oh okay i didnt know it didnt to apply to SSDI

 

[Trilby]

Now I feel sorry for the teachers who have to stand there, teaching the entire class, while noticing one little boy just sitting there, staring blankly off to the distance, daydreaming of hedgehogs and American Rabbit.