FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

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My feelings on this are that Chris needs to get out there and have some gay sex already. I'm not an expert on any of these topics, and I may be wrong, but I think Chris is still a closeted and repressed homosexual.
What makes you think gay men want to have gay sex with Chris? He is after all a "woman" and he is not attractive at ALL. I crunched the numbers and the chances of Chris having gay sex is 0.01%
 
I'm basing my assumption on the fact that long before he started the whole Tomgirl thing, he was so vehemently opposed to the suggestion of anything gay, that many felt he was suppressing his own homosexual desires.

Now as to his chances of having gay sex, I don't think it would be conventional mano y mano as most understand it, but I was hoping that he may have a chance with a transwoman or someone like himself that he could identify with. I am very naive on how these types of relationships work, but as was said earlier, the tgirls there may be circling him like buzzards, in which case I was hoping that he would be open to these types of advances. Overcoming his own inhibitions and allowing himself some pleasure. Yes, he's a "woman", and a very ugly one at that. But since he's clearly not going to achieve sex with a woman, lesbian or not, I would hope he can get past whatever it is that is holding him back from accepting a relationship with another male, that may indeed look like a woman. If such things are possible.
 
I would hope he can get past whatever it is that is holding him back from accepting a relationship with another male said:
This is even worse. What makes you think another "male" would touch him with a seven foot pole?
 
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I really don't know if anyone could find him attractive. I was just trying to give him any kind of outside chance. Clearly, I don't know what the fuck I am talking about. There seem to be many of you here to state that. If that is indeed the case, then I guess he is truly fucked.
 
OT As a newcomer I would like to apologize to the forum or to anyone that felt as if I was coming off as homophobic. I'm not and certainly didn't intend to appear that way.

My head continues to spin on this matter as well, and it will be best if I shut up, sit back and watch as I have done. Thank you for the opportunity to express my thoughts. Have a safe day!
 
He honestly thinks all he has to do is say "No, this isn't a plea for sex with the few people who haven't rejected me! My motives are pure! Girl power!" and no one will see through it.
If Chris claimed to be a vegetarian, he'd eat a bloody steak right and front of you and say "this is a salad, please believe me!" and expect you to believe him.
 
Isn't that pretty much what he does already with his claims of eating "healthy" food from Mickey D's?
No, Chris actually believes that.

Well, also, I'd say that Chris believes he's empathetic and all that bullshit. Chris feels empathetic and he has trouble understanding that reality is sometimes different from his perceptions.
 
The love quest complete, Christian's heart yet yearned.
A hooker's love must be bought, never earned.
Now, this left our poor Chris all too concerned,
for many a time his affection was spurned
by boyfriended girls with noses upturned.

We thought he had quit, we thought he had learned
when Bob Chandler died and Branchland Court Burned.
But a plan he had formed while he was interned.
"lesbians are boyfriend-free!" he discerned,
and thus the lovesick journeyer returned!
 
Isn't that pretty much what he does already with his claims of eating "healthy" food from Mickey D's?

Chris believes advertising in a weirdly literal way, I haven't seen a American McDonnalds advert and I don't really watch TV but from what I have seen they try an play up the healthier items of food (or what's perceived as healthier at any rate), so if a advert tells him that "X item is healthy an nutritious" he'll believe it to be so, and ignoring the fine print on the advert saying "Only as part of a balanced diet, may contain larger than normal amounts of your RDA for some items please see the website for more details".

He's almost the perfect consumer in that respect, Believing everything he's told, Questions nothing, Very loyal to his chosen brand, Easy to make loyal just give him a bit of free stuff every now an then and is loyal to a fault once you have him.
 
Reminder, because I've been seeing a lot of people talking at Chris in posts lately.

  • Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these posts are boring.
 
Well he did address his "born part" and his solution.... just kind of ignore it and pass on his info to someone else? Clearly he thought through this whole thing.


From what I understand, he wants to wear those underwear thingies that really compact around your privates and make them barely visible or something... I dunno, the more I think about it the more my head spins.
 
I would guess Drag Queen personally.

I hear DQ all I can think of is Dairy Queen. Put that together with someone trying to get laid and all I can think of of Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys.

"20$ or 5 Dairy Queen coupons."
"Randy, are you prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again?"
"A man's gotta eat Mr. Lahey."

Can the woman win it by escaping the cage?

Need someone to go the Ambrose route and just take the damn thing.

black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls tall girls small girls

i'm callin' all girls

No smokers though
 
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