FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

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I just love that he STILL includes "straight" women in his lovequest. He's gone through the facebook pronoun change, the life pronoun change, and he's even (according to him) taking the hormones needed for a sex change.

I'm kinda starting to think that even if (big if) Chris were to go all the way and get his man bits turned into lady bits, he'd STILL ask for straight girls.
 
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4Macie said:
I just love that he STILL includes "straight" women in his lovequest. He's gone through the facebook pronoun change, the life pronoun change, and he's even (according to him) taking the hormones needed for a sex change.

I'm kinda starting to think that even if (big if) Chris were to go all the way and get his man bits turned into lady bits, he'd STILL ask for straight girls.
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Gensdupays said:
I know there's a lot of weird shit about Chris and gender, but I still think his old-Chris disrespect for women is here.
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Oh, definitely. At the end of the day, Chris doesn't care what the woman's orientation is. Her opinion doesn't matter.
 
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Its great how he is making it fail safe by including all women. The odds are rising to get some china. If this quest does not gift him any China in a couple of years or months. Do you reckon he will turn to another scheme? Maybe some fetish porn? Remember the fat guy in porn movies who ate corn?

The Mackers said:
The fact hes said he is open to straight girls, as well as bi and lesbian, is an indication on how seriously he takes this 'being-a-woman' crap, I'd imagine he'd calm down the tomgirl shit if it meant china
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Wizzrobe said:
If he's that desperate, can't he pay for another hooker or something?
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Chris doesn't want to get another hooker unless he absolutely has to. I'd bet that he'll get another one closer to his actual sentencing trial.

Chris wants a girlfriend so he can get sex whenever he wants without paying. He wants someone to take Barb's place in his life too. A hooker will have sex with him, but she won't cuddle him (without money), and she won't take care of the bills or clean the house or cook for him. He wants a fuck-mommy. That's all he wants. And he knows the only way he's going to get one is by getting a girlfriend.

I'm kinda thinking that Chris is "becoming a girl" in hopes of completely opening his options and availabilities.

In Chris' mind:
As a man, Chris can only attract bisexual or straight women.
As a woman, Christine can only attract bisexual or lesbian women.
As BOTH, Chris can attract all women of any sexual orientation.

Of course, we all know that Chris won't attract any of the women he wants to attract.

zap2theextreme said:
Would feel real bad for him if he gets banned. The LGBT community is his last chance at any kind of acceptance.
At least he's trying to pick chicks up in a bar instead of the mall food court.
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I'm not sure where this "getting banned" from that gay bar came from, but I doubt Chris will get banned unless he really starts to pull shit at the bar. Handing out a "business" card isn't so weird as to warrant a ban, hell, asking for sex also isn't something that is so out of place (at any bar) to warrant a ban. Unless Chris starts badtouching people or causing a fight, he won't get banned.
 
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