FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

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Ravenor said:
My First thought - So this is how Chris is going to fuck up his nights at Impulse.
My Second thought - Just when we think he's growing a little, he goes an says something like this.
My Third thought - God damn it Chris.
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Yep. This is pretty much what I thought. In general, Chris is too shy to be creepy to strangers. The attraction sign is the obvious exception, but that is part of the general shyness problem as well.

But when he starts becoming comfortable with you, he becomes very comfortable with asking you to give him what he wants. Which is weird, pseudo-lesbian sex.

I don't think he will get banned from Impulse anytime soon, but pretty soon people are going to start avoiding him because of things like this. Some will stay on, but then he will get even more creepy and needy with those ones, until they are driven away as well. Then the Impulse dream will die.

It's really fucking sad. Chris is perfectly capable of having pleasant interactions with people and deriving a lot of pleasure from that. He is not capable of a serious emotional or sexual relationship. If he had one he would find it unpleasant and overwhelming. But he won't stop trying for it. With everyone. So he fucks up the relationships he can get and enjoy by trying for relationships he can't get and probably wouldn't enjoy.

And he blocks out all males too. There is one-half of the population who he has no interest in romantically or sexually. So they are all perfect candidates to be casual friends or acquaintances. He couldn't fuck that up as regularly, could he? Irrelevant, because they are "brutes" and he blocks them out.

Chris has made it impossible to improve his life. Not figurative "it's probably never going to happen" impossible. Literally not possible. Every avenue for change is either blocked out or destroyed in the same formulaic, predictable way. GamePlace=Church=Impulse. Megan=Wallflower=New Lesbian Friend. It's fucking ridiculous.
 
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Holy shit, I can't stop laughing. Though I'm fairly certain "DQ friends" implies drag queen friends, I imagine Chris loitering at the Charlottesville Dairy Queen and making every living thing that walks in immediately uncomfortable, save for his "friends" behind the counter who give him his large Oreo Blizzard
 
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I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless.
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Chris's friends out there will be breathing a huge sigh of relief that they can turn Chris down without him throwing an austistic shit fit.

they won't care and will say no regardless. Chris will throw an autistic shit fit.
 
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Marvin said:
What could he possibly do? Chris says "hi", he introduces himself, he tells people that he's a lesbian in a male body and he gives them his card. It's not like he's having deep conversations. Someone would have to take Chris outside to have a conversation with him, and even then, unless he punches them in the face or something, there's not really anything for him to do to get kicked out.

Really, Chris would have to punch someone in the face or grab a tit or something. Just saying "hey, this guy is being creepy, can you throw him out?" won't work. Many more men would get thrown out before Chris would get thrown out, if that was the case.
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It's possible he might throw a tantrum if bouncers or the owner ask him to stop handing out the cards and he gets banned because of that.

It'd be different if people were requesting Chris's details but it looks a bit suspicious just handing them out to strangers.
 
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Pinball Lizard said:
Okay, I know I've said I think the gender identity issues are likely at least partly sincere, but the remark about still being into straight women makes me much less sure.
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Well gender and sexuality are two seperate things but Chris is too dumb to realise that, personally I do think he genuinely wants to be a woman but he doesnt think women will be fussy about that, he's still got a dongle and that's all they should care about to him.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It's possible he might throw a tantrum if bouncers or the owner ask him to stop handing out the cards and he gets banned because of that.
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Oh no, if authority told him to cut it out, he'd fold in a heartbeat.
Pickle Inspector said:
It'd be different if people were requesting Chris's details but it looks a bit suspicious just handing them out to strangers.
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Not strangers. He talks to them for a bit first, of course.
 
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Marvin said:
What could he possibly do? Chris says "hi", he introduces himself, he tells people that he's a lesbian in a male body and he gives them his card. It's not like he's having deep conversations. Someone would have to take Chris outside to have a conversation with him, and even then, unless he punches them in the face or something, there's not really anything for him to do to get kicked out.

Really, Chris would have to punch someone in the face or grab a tit or something. Just saying "hey, this guy is being creepy, can you throw him out?" won't work. Many more men would get thrown out before Chris would get thrown out, if that was the case.
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As @timtommy said when he starts getting comfortable with you he get's really comfortable with you, we are starting to see this happen already not to any one in particular yet but a place as a whole and it's only a matter of time before he finds that some one to latch onto.

He is going to a Gay social club, he identifies as a lesbian once the initial shyness an discomfort wares off as it seems to be doing as evidenced by this post he sees it as a place to attract some one and we have a whole wiki full of examples of what happens when he feel's comfortable enough to do this The Mall, Collage etc.

When he does make a pity friend, he will take it a step to far, he has fucked up every single friendship he has had in his adult life.

Once he has found some one he gets disturbingly close even after being told "we are just friends", if he wants her she must want him it's only a matter of time so why wait.

Maybe it's just me not having any faith in Chris's ability to maintain a friendship or understand social boundaries but I genuinely feel this is how he is going to end up fucking up his only social avenue.

Edited to clean up some wording an formatting.
 
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