FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

[sparklemilhouse]

Cliche, but I got really grossed out reading that fb post.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Chris scissoring with a woman can only happen if it involves an actual pair of scissors and his duck.

(Horrifying ratings incoming in 3... 2...)

 

[DeadMansHand]

I'm sure Chris's contact cards that are presumably from Vistaprint look real professional and appealing to both the lesbian and straight gals.

Oh, you know they will be.

Spoiler

 

[derpi]

Doesn't he have a super low sex drive? Why is he so obsessed with doin' the do if he has a low sex drive? He probably wouldn't even like it in the end since lesbian sex actually involves more work than thrusting a couple of times and flopping over :/

 

[Null]

This is actually the first thing Chris has posted in a while to make me cringe.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Spoiler: There is one explanation for this

Autism

 

[Ca Ira]

Okay, I know I've said I think the gender identity issues are likely at least partly sincere, but the remark about still being into straight women makes me much less sure.

I think that's just Chris wanting to make sure that all pretty girls ever know that he's available to them.

Odd coincidence, but I'm actually just now having a conversation with a gay woman of my acquaintance who managed to get a drunk heterosexual woman to engage in sexual activity with her last night. So, there you are.

 

[APerson]

Spoiler: There is one explanation for this

Autism

Eh, this goes beyond simple autism. This is self-delusion at it's finest.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Oh, you know they will be.

Spoiler

Did he really edit his Mii avatar to have two different eye colours? Because you can't do that with the actual Miis. Oh, who am I kidding, of course he did.

 

[AthenaQe]

Let the love quest venture forward!

 

[APerson]

Did he really edit his Mii avatar to have two different eye colours? Because you can't do that with the actual Miis. Oh, who am I kidding, of course he did.

Didn't even notice that, but, of course, that's Chris's most interesting body part.

 

[Cubanodun]

Well he is the kind of moron who doxxes himself repeatedly in sheer desperation for human contact beside barb

This is the new "I'm Christian Weston Chandler creator of sonichu since 2000"

Chris must know at this point that every person who try to be his friends will Google him and will end in the wiki even if they try to search him using his new name

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

This is actually the first thing Chris has posted in a while to make me cringe.

What the heart pasties and bed bug bites shot didn't get your engine running?

Geeze, whats a gal to do?

 

[APerson]

Well he is the kind of moron who doxxes himself repeatedly in sheer desperation for human contact beside barb

This is the new "I'm Christian Weston Chandler creator of sonichu since 2000"

Chris must know at this point that every person who try to be his friends will Google him and will end in the wiki even if they try to search his for Christine

Just tried that; Christine Chandler turns up a few unrelated women, but Christine Weston Chandler has the wiki in third, and the image results showing Chris in their underwear and bra on the main search page.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Well he is the kind of moron who doxxes himself repeatedly in sheer desperation for human contact beside barb

This is the new "I'm Christian Weston Chandler creator of sonichu since 2000"

Chris must know at this point that every person who try to be his friends will Google him and will end in the wiki even if they try to search him using his new name

Should've included "DON'T GOOGLE ANYBODY" on his business card.

 

[Thane Krios]

Who says "y'all" that much in a couple paragraphs?

 

[strayfies]

These cards better pan out for him. Following the glacial evolution of his soliciting, there's not much left to improve upon.

Billboard -> Business Card -> ???

 

[AthenaQe]

Who says "y'all" that much in a couple paragraphs?

Southerners do. It can be that bad. I was in Richmond, VA for awhile and it was surprisingly frequent. They also call the country the "union". When will those southerners learn?

 

[Lalala]

Just tried that; Christine Chandler turns up a few unrelated women, but Christine Weston Chandler has the wiki in third, and the image results showing Chris in their underwear and bra on the main search page.

Honestly if Crystinatine or whatever he calls himself now handed someone a buisness card to a random person asking for free poon, I don't think they'd need google to know that's not a good time waiting.

 

[Ruin]

And here I thought the love quest was over. Boy was I wrong.