FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

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Marvin said:
Someone would have to take Chris outside to have a conversation with him, and even then, unless he punches them in the face or something, there's not really anything for him to do to get kicked out.
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This is a dude who managed to get thrown out of a church. Just saying. If there's a way, odds are good he finds it.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
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As always apologies for not including a picture. If anyone can get it it would be greatly appreciated. If it were anyone else I would assume he wants to ruin these friendships. As it is I just assume Chris is a dumb ass and move on.

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-- So, he went from calling it his "ugly growth" to just his "part", I see.
-- "Friends with benefits" to Chris means "Friends I can benefit from"
-- "Abreast". Too easy, man. Too easy.
-- Wanting to be "educated" by a lesbian on "sensual massage". And immediately the "Ivy video" comes to mind.
-- DQ Ban imminent
-- Chris is so desperate now that he's willing to bend his "IN PERSON ONLY!" rule and allow electronic contacts. ALL ABOARD!! :ruse: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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derpi said:
Doesn't he have a super low sex drive? Why is he so obsessed with doin' the do if he has a low sex drive? He probably wouldn't even like it in the end since lesbian sex actually involves more work than thrusting a couple of times and flopping over :/
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It's weird, he's internalized his lesbian fetish stuff. It's mostly mental at this point. Chris really wants to rub his taint on someone's vagina. There wouldn't be any penetration, but Chris would be tickled pink that he got to do real lesbian tribadism!!
Thane Krios said:
Who says "y'all" that much in a couple paragraphs?
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It's a pretty solid feature of southern dialects. Dictionaries should genuinely be listing it as a word at this point. (While noting that it's a regional thing, of course.)

Edit: Well, not a word, but a contraction, anyway.
AnOminous said:
This is a dude who managed to get thrown out of a church. Just saying. If there's a way, odds are good he finds it.
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Heh, you say that as if it's a hard thing. Churches can be judgemental as shit. I mean, not that Chris didn't deserve to get kicked out, but still, you make it sound like he got thrown out of AA or something. Now that would be an interesting story: Chris becoming an alcoholic and somehow getting kicked out of AA.
 
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i wonder if chris made his business card at home on his computer (or by hand)or spent some of his tugboat and had them professional made at a store?
 
Marvin said:
It's weird, he's internalized his lesbian fetish stuff. It's mostly mental at this point. Chris really wants to rub his taint on someone's vagina. There wouldn't be any penetration, but Chris would be tickled pink that he got to do real lesbian tribadism!!

It's a pretty solid feature of southern dialects. Dictionaries should genuinely be listing it as a word at this point. (While noting that it's a regional thing, of course.)

Edit: Well, not a word, but a contraction, anyway.

Heh, you say that as if it's a hard thing. Churches can be judgemental as shit. I mean, not that Chris didn't deserve to get kicked out, but still, you make it sound like he got thrown out of AA or something. Now that would be an interesting story: Chris becoming an alcoholic and somehow getting kicked out of AA.
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He wants to "tribe" with lesbians, cuz he thinks thats what they like. He's offering a service he thinks they'll be likely to accept. That's what's behind that. He doesn't understand no one wants that from him.

Also let's be real. It's totally possible he gets banned. If he spends no money there and bothers paying customers they'll throw him out. It's not a given, but it's certainly in the realm of possibilities. They didn't kick him out of Game Place for being a creepy weirdo, they did it because he was disrupting their business and was annoying as shit.
 
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Ravenor said:
As @timtommy said when he starts getting comfortable with you he get's really comfortable with you, we are starting to see this happen already not to any one in particular yet but a place as a whole and it's only a matter of time before he finds that some one to latch onto.

He is going to a Gay social club, he identifies as a lesbian once the initial shyness an discomfort wares off as it seems to be doing as evidenced by this post he sees it as a place to attract some one and we have a whole wiki full of examples of what happens when this happens The Mall, Collage etc.

When he does make a pity friend, he will take it a step to far, he has fucked up every single friendship he has had in his adult life.

Once he has found some one he gets disturbingly close even after being told "we are just friends", if he wants her she must want him it's only a matter of time so why wait.

Maybe it's just me not having any faith in Chris's ability to maintain a friendship or understand social boundaries but I genuinely feel this is how he is going to end up fucking up his only social avenue.
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There is a difference between fucking up friendships he might make through Impulse and fucking up Impulse itself. As @Marvin says, typical Chris behavior doesn't get you thrown out of a bar. It does lose you friends.

The regulars at Impulse will either decide to be friendly to Chris but keep him at a distance or let him latch on to them by giving him phone numbers, email, etc. If they do that, there could well be some awkward fallout. This message might be the first sign of that.

But all that probably doesn't get him banned from Impulse. I suppose you could spin a hypothetical where he gets so angry with someone that he does something like leave a vulgar note on Impulse facebook page, and a ban spins off from that. But he hasn't even really started down that road yet.
 
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geekboy400 said:
i wonder if chris made his business card at home on his computer (or by hand)or spent some of his tugboat and had them professional made at a store?
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His PC was a older XP box if memory serves, Publisher or Word pad that shipped with older copys of windows had business card templates so he could have thrown it together in that and printed it off on a inkjet with card. And I just checked Office on my Mac and in the Word template section there is a option for business cards, and there is also a ton of free design templates online.
 
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lipitor said:
He wants to "tribe" with lesbians, cuz he thinks thats what they like. He's offering a service he thinks they'll be likely to accept. That's what's behind that. He doesn't understand no one wants that from him.

Also let's be real. It's totally possible he gets banned. If he spends no money there and bothers paying customers they'll throw him out. It's not a given, but it's certainly in the realm of possibilities. They didn't kick him out of Game Place for being a creepy weirdo, they did it because he was disrupting their business and was annoying as shit.
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As much as I hate to sound so raw, I don't think one could Tribe with him anyways with how big them legs are.
 
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Ravenor said:
His PC was a older XP box if memory serves, Publisher or Word pad that shipped with older copys of windows had business card templates so he could have thrown it together in that and printed it off on a inkjet with card. And I just checked Office on my Mac and in the Word template section there is a option for business cards, and there is also a ton of free design templates online.
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yeah that was what i was getting at but he may have paid and had them done professional make it more official you know
 
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