FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

[Gensdupays]

I thought for a while Chris wouldn't fuck up being at Impulse. But nope. I see a ban on the horizon.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Interested in straight women, gay women, bi women, asexual women, cartoon women, animal women, pictures of women, invisible women, space women, ghost women, Lego women. No smokers.

Disqualified perhaps...

It's ok, Chris retains the medallion if he loses by DQ or count-out.

 

[CornetteFace]

It's ok, Chris retains the medallion if he loses by DQ or count-out.

Can the woman win it by escaping the cage?

 

[RastaCat:3]

Seriously though, no one wants your cookies,Chris/tian/tine. No one. Not even a cookie loving stoner like myself.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Can the woman win it by escaping the cage?

We can only hope and pray.

 

[Lucrid]

I'm not sure where this "getting banned" from that gay bar came from, but I doubt Chris will get banned unless he really starts to pull shit at the bar. Handing out a "business" card isn't so weird as to warrant a ban, hell, asking for sex also isn't something that is so out of place (at any bar) to warrant a ban. Unless Chris starts badtouching people or causing a fight, he won't get banned.

Is Chris actually handing out business cards to people at Impulse? If so, I could see a ban potentially happening if he does it for long enough time. If he keeps creeping out the clientele that it makes it harder for the venue to do business (that is, people being afraid to patronize the place because of rumors of a creepy person), then they may decide Chris is a liability and ban him. Though I think it would only happen if he is actually handing out business cards talking about sexual favors...if he is just being socially awkward and not actually trying to solicit sex there, then he will probably be fine.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

The reason why Chris doesn't have friends isn't because he's a loser. Lots of losers have friends. The reason he can't have friends is he always wants to turn even casual acquaintances into sweethearts to do the hanky-panky with even when it's obvious the girl doesn't want it. To him, every girl has to be a sweetheart, gal-pal, and mother of Crystal all rolled into one.

And also why he isn't interested in friendships with men. They don't have chinas, so they are useless to him.

 

[RastaCat:3]

I would love to see one of his cards though. I'm laughing at the thought of it

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Everyone on the street knows what's in Sima Zhao's mind. (Everybody knows what Chris really means)

 

[Wizzrobe]

I would love to see one of his cards though. I'm laughing at the thought of it

It would probably look similar to the business cards he supposedly handed out at the game place many many many moons ago to inform people about Sonichu according to the Lucas and Mimms FAQ

 

[Marvin]

Is Chris actually handing out business cards to people at Impulse? If so, I could see a ban potentially happening if he does it for long enough time. If he keeps creeping out the clientele that it makes it harder for the venue to do business (that is, people being afraid to patronize the place because of rumors of a creepy person), then they may decide Chris is a liability and ban him. Though I think it would only happen if he is actually handing out business cards talking about sexual favors...if he is just being socially awkward and not actually trying to solicit sex there, then he will probably be fine.

Normal people go to bars looking to meet people to fuck. Chris is way less of a problem than a normal person. No one's going to care about Chris.

 

[KaiserC]

The female community held a meeting to discuss this new development.

Spoiler

 

[tomgirl4life]

Is Chris actually handing out business cards to people at Impulse? If so, I could see a ban potentially happening if he does it for long enough time. If he keeps creeping out the clientele that it makes it harder for the venue to do business (that is, people being afraid to patronize the place because of rumors of a creepy person), then they may decide Chris is a liability and ban him. Though I think it would only happen if he is actually handing out business cards talking about sexual favors...if he is just being socially awkward and not actually trying to solicit sex there, then he will probably be fine.

Impulse 2015 = GamePlace 2007

All this has happened before, and will happen again.

 

[Ravenor]

Normal people go to bars looking to meet people to fuck. Chris is way less of a problem than a normal person. No one's going to care about Chris.

True however this is Chris, it's not like he is going out on the pull like You or I he'll do it in a real bizarre an creepy way latch onto some one who with the best of intentions tries to befriend him and take umbridge when that person says No and we'll see a reboot of the Megan saga.

 

[strayfies]

Couldn't help but hear his voicemail recording while reading this.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

My main focus has been on being friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such.

Translation: "Every time you remind me you don't want to sleep with me and ask me to drop the subject, I'll wait at least 12 hours before reminding you I want to sleep with you."

 

[Billy_Sama]

Is Chris actually handing out business cards to people at Impulse? If so, I could see a ban potentially happening if he does it for long enough time. If he keeps creeping out the clientele that it makes it harder for the venue to do business (that is, people being afraid to patronize the place because of rumors of a creepy person), then they may decide Chris is a liability and ban him. Though I think it would only happen if he is actually handing out business cards talking about sexual favors...if he is just being socially awkward and not actually trying to solicit sex there, then he will probably be fine.

It would be funny if an under cover cop assumes Chris is a prostitute and decides to arrest him. That would be another amusing day at the public defense office.

 

[Marvin]

True however this is Chris, it's not like he is going out on the pull like You or I he'll do it in a real bizarre an creepy way latch onto some one who with the best of intentions tries to befriend him and take umbridge when that person says No and we'll see a reboot of the Megan saga.

What could he possibly do? Chris says "hi", he introduces himself, he tells people that he's a lesbian in a male body and he gives them his card. It's not like he's having deep conversations. Someone would have to take Chris outside to have a conversation with him, and even then, unless he punches them in the face or something, there's not really anything for him to do to get kicked out.

Really, Chris would have to punch someone in the face or grab a tit or something. Just saying "hey, this guy is being creepy, can you throw him out?" won't work. Many more men would get thrown out before Chris would get thrown out, if that was the case.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Oy-vey!

Sometimes you kinda forget about how out of whack Chrissy's reality is but fortunately for us he always is eager to remind us.

What amazes me is that he honestly believes that there is some attractive lesbians out there who would be eager to "scissor" with our hero and instruct him in the ways of lesbian sex. Never mind he's gross and disgusting and still 100% male.

It be my guess to say that he believes that once he's got the girl in his bed and they're doing the "scissors thing" he will be able to slip his ugly growth inside and convert her into his straight fuckmommy.

Luckily for everyone involved this is pure fanatsy.

 

[Tookie]

Really, Chris would have to punch someone in the face or grab a tit or something. Just saying "hey, this guy is being creepy, can you throw him out?" won't work. Many more men would get thrown out before Chris would get thrown out, if that was the case.

I'm sure the employees have noticed he's a little "slow" and will give him extra latitude for doing stupid shit like handing out attraction cards too.