Sonichu FB 5/23 - More Sonichu 11 pages

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Shit just got more surreal than a Salvador Dali painting.
 

Wouldn't be the first time Blake screwed a tranny.

I'm still so fucking confused about how Sonichu growth works. Sandy is younger than them but evolved, but Christine evolved to be taller than her and acts older. And Zapina is like fourteen years older than Sandy but is smaller. Also no one got Christine new clothes in between the pageant and the photo? Did she change in the Starbucks bathroom?

Wild forced Sandy to evolve so she could murder Evan. That probably messed up her up both physically and mentally.
 
I know other people have stated this but, the comic is boring without the 'villains' to fight, and Chris wiped out his whole rouges gallery.

Ideas on who Chris can fight now?
His current villains fulfill only one purpose: virtue-signaling

All in hopes of feeling included in whatever hashtag is trending among the exceptional crowd.

All of his more entertaining villains where people/companies who interacted, stressed and/or foiled Chris in real life. So unless Trump mentions him by name or endorses something with blarm sonic I doubt there will be any interesting villains in the near future.
 
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Chris still doesn't understand the point of a comic book. This is a redundant poorly formated almost-story with illustrations.

I don't understand that "adulting" thing at all. I mean, aren't Rosechu and her sweet bolt already adults with responsibilities and kids? Not that really matters. I am happy he finally posted scans though. I will make a killing selling this shirt to weens. $50 each. No haggle. Form a line and have your money in hand, jerks.
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SLGBTQ with origins of the initialism will probably sell very well. fags love this stuff. Get them while they last.
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Sonichu wears gloves. GLOVES! Get it through your damn fucking skull!

Change it BACK to Sonichu wearing gloves and destroy all copies of the bare-handed monstrosity immediately!

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Oooh, I didn't even notice that! Good catch!

I know other people have stated this but, the comic is boring without the 'villains' to fight, and Chris wiped out his whole rouges gallery.

Ideas on who Chris can fight now?
He still has Scotpalazzo, assuming he even remembers him.
 
Chris still doesn't understand the point of a comic book. This is a redundant poorly formated almost-story with illustrations.

I don't understand that "adulting" thing at all. I mean, aren't Rosechu and her sweet bolt already adults with responsibilities and kids? Not that really matters. I am happy he finally posted scans though. I will make a killing selling this shirt to fools. $50 each. No haggle. Form a line and have your money in hand, jerks.
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SLGBTQ with origins of the initialism will probably sell very well. fags love this stuff. Get them while they last.
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I'd wear this. You know, around my house. Under another shirt.
 
Ideas on who Chris can fight now?

He already stated that Count Graduon will return, this time possessing Metal-Sonichu (remember him? no? don't worry, no one does, it's normal)'s body.

But I think Sonichu & the gang will probably fight homophobes, brute males and (please godbear) Pmurt.

Chris still doesn't understand the point of a comic book. This is a redundant poorly formated almost-story with illustrations.

I don't understand that "adulting" thing at all. I mean, aren't Rosechu and her sweet bolt already adults with responsibilities and kids? Not that really matters. I am happy he finally posted scans though. I will make a killing selling this shirt to fools. $50 each. No haggle. Form a line and have your money in hand, jerks.
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SLGBTQ with origins of the initialism will probably sell very well. fags love this stuff. Get them while they last.
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I...I somewhat whant to ironically dress this at a comic convention...
You're a very dangerous man for putting this thought in my head.
 
Chris still doesn't understand the point of a comic book. This is a redundant poorly formated almost-story with illustrations.

I don't understand that "adulting" thing at all. I mean, aren't Rosechu and her sweet bolt already adults with responsibilities and kids? Not that really matters. I am happy he finally posted scans though. I will make a killing selling this shirt to fools. $50 each. No haggle. Form a line and have your money in hand, jerks.
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SLGBTQ with origins of the initialism will probably sell very well. fags love this stuff. Get them while they last.
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I'd actually wear that, that shit is hilarious
 
I'm surprised nobody mentioned it but I just love how they're having a family dinner literally in front of a Starbucks
It's a beautiful example of chris' consumerism
 
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned it but I just love how they're having a family dinner literally in front of a Starbucks
It's a beautiful example of chris' consumerism
True. In any other story, this sort of exposition could've taken place at a park during a group picnic.
 
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