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How can Chris lesbian?

The short answer: He can't, being an unattractive man.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
As many times as it takes for women to understand they're wrong when they say they aren't attracted to him.
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I don't think he even realizes the dick part is a deal killer for lesbians. He thinks everybody will just automatically see him as only a girl. He's aware the dick still exists and isn't ideal, but he sees it much more as a "nobody is perfect" problem than a dealkiller.
 
He can't just say "I am a woman who likes women". He has to meticulously slap on a bunch of adjectives and descriptors until the original message is bogged down with so much muddy water, it loses meaning in the mindless static.

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How many times does Chris need to clarify his gender identity?
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He has to stare into the proverbial mirror for hours, just to remember what his lesbian soul looks like.
 
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Chris, you are not a fucking lesbian. You are a man who crossdresses and tucks his shame behind a dildo strap in an attempt to forget your past and rake in the precious China. I'm curious if he tells his new gal pals at the club to (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS)
 
Leaping lesbian lizards! If it isn't fucking pastel ponies or the arms color of a pointless, outdated video game character its him sperging about being a fake lesbian and bonobo clits. Its like this tranny shit is the only thing that defines him and he absolutely cannot talk about anything else aside from ponies, Sonic, and being a fake dyke.
 
RandyCox said:
I just finished reading Gravity's Rainbow, but I'm having a hard time following this.
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That's a great book. I love Pynchon. Hope you enjoyed it :) If you're at all into the tech industry or interested in post 9/11 paranoia, I recommend his latest novel 'Bleeding Edge.' Great read.

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What's interesting to me, as others have noted, is that he's talking about soul and not 'self.' It makes sense though, because 'self' is an abstract concept conditioned by all sorts of external and internal factors and 'souls' are whatever the fuck you want them to be. Understanding the former is a struggle because of his autism (Chris's self-concept has always been problematic,) and so he sometimes substitutes it with the latter. Of course, since a soul is whatever he wants it to be (just like his concept of a higher power,) he can force external characteristics onto it (caring, gentle, good, etc) even if his actions do not conform to these characteristics. It's an extension of Chris's self-concept that goes back to his early days on the internet, where he would tell people how to better understand him: you simply had to withhold any moral judgement about him based on his actions and take his word for it; deep inside, Chris believes he's a good person no matter what he does. It's just easier to think that way for him than it is to face reality. It's sad, but to be fair, Chris is hardly the only person capable of astronomical cognitive dissonance.

In terms of his sexual identity though, things get complicated because it's difficult to know where (very real) gender issues end and self-delusion begins. Also complicating things is Chris's tendency to use his sexual identity as a platform to (try to) attract a partner.

Anyway, I've been thinking way too hard about this. I just really hope he or she figures it out because I'm sure struggling. :c
 
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Probing thoughts indeed

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Once again, Chris' logic is flawless.

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That Guy said:
I'm still seeing hints of the old Chris here. He still wants women and wants nothing to do with men, gay or otherwise.

I think there's a valid argument that Chris is doing this whole lesbian soul shtick to attract more china, which was his life's goal for years before he decided he was a woman. To me, he's only doing all this shit because all other options have been exhausted. The clown shirt/Sonichu medallion phase was a failure, so now he's moved on to being a butt-ugly tranny that looks like a crazy bag lady.
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That's cause this IS the same Chris. Always has been, always will be. This is just his latest "form", if you will--another. I have a feeling that after he realizes that this latest attempt to get china he'll degrade into his next form, a nearly/completely bald thing--not a woman, but not completely a man either--in his late 30's-early 40's still babbling on about not having a women, occasionally talking about Sonic Boom (despite it being incredibly dated at that time) and demanding people to buy his car so he can support his dying mother.

Basically he'll be a fat autistic Gollum.
 
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So, I guess, aftr reading his post again, Chris seems to put an unnerving amount of emphasis on the gender and sexual orientation of people as their type of identification. Which, uh... I guess might be important, but it seems kinda scummy as a way to identify people imo. Most people like to be known for who they are or what they do, not particularly for some biological part of their self they might not have any control over. Trying to lob a #gay or #lesbian tag on everyone that happens to identify as such is like associating Michael Synder first as a #Jew or Surfshack Tito as a #niggo.

... Which come to think of it, seems to reflect Chris's approach to everyone quite well. ... Guess I shouldn't be surprised.

#stresssigh
 
Every time chris tries to "muse" about his gender identity, he just exposes how much he actually doesn't understand and just how much he really hasn't changed since 2011
 
Does Chris know that hormones and shit can fuck up your sex drive and actually make you not want to have sex which is why some transgenders say they're asexual? Probably not. (on that note I really don't care about Bruce Jenner so I don't really care what Chris thinks about her.)

Also does Chris realize women don't really like her?

Also if Chris is taking hormones does he know he's supposed to be taking an androgen blocker along with estrogen?
 
Man, I really had to struggle with that one. I mean, Chris has been getting less and less comprehensible, but it took me ages to even get the gist of that one.

As far as I can tell, what he's saying is that someone asked him why he thought he was a lesbian and his answer was "because I'm a woman and I like women." In his autistic way, he interpreted it as a simple, literal question. Then he tried to make his answer sound clever. The original question was probably intended more along the lines of, "What makes you think you're a transsexual as opposed to a heterosexual crossdresser?"

But we'll never know for sure. I tried showing the post to a friend who's a linguist, and she punched me in the face and set me on fire.
 
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