FB 6/20 - Rant on Sonichu's age

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6/22 update - Chris rambles more about the ages of the Chus and posts previews of Sonixhu comic pages.

Let's talk about a topic that may likely be confusing to, well, Everyone. The Ages of my Sonichus and Rosechus. Simply Put: it is Inconsistent Cartoon Logic. Around the time I specified the Main Eight's ages in Book 8, I was under a LOT of unwarranted Questions about their Bloody Age in relations to the content/miscontent of what I drew and wrote Beforehand. UGH! I was Still Testing the Waters of the story typings, parodies, what works/doesn't work.

It is Very Common amongst the Beginning Book Authors. Even in Televised Cartoons and Video Games, I dare put unto you all: Ash Ketchum is STILL Ten Years Old? Sonic the Hedgehog is Still 16 Years Old? And Stewie Griffin is Still ONE Year Old, while during the "Family Guy" Series, Megan has gone from 16 to 18 Years Old. Twighlight Sparkle and the Mane Six are teens to adults, while Celestia and Luna are like a THOUSAND Years Old. Even XJ9 - Jenny, while built a few years prior, her Mindset Is TEENAGER.

**Sigh and Groan**

I feel the best way to answer this ANNOYING QUESTION to EVERYONE is to NOT Think or Overthink About It. We, the Artists, Creators and Writers, specify an age to a character, at least I feel, when it can be deemed warranted. We do not have to Consistently Celebrate Birthdays, or let our characters Age canonically or not, in our works. The Obvious, Simple, NOT to Overthink, Straight-Up Answer, from ALL OF US Creators, is...

JUST TAKE THE CHARACTER(s) AGE(s) AS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM, RESPECTIVELY.

And, in my case: The Main Eight are more than Twenty Years Old, may as well be Over 21 NOW; Cera, Christine and Roberta are TEENAGERS (CLOSE to equal 17 years old), and Sandy and Zapina Rosechus are in the Fourth Grade, despite Sandy being less than a year old, physically, but mentally equivalent to the typical Fourth Grader Age.

Once Again, Take each character's age at Provided Value, unless we later say different. Shut The F*** Up! UGH!!!

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Nobody cares about the boring shit that is the state of the cwckville universe - before it was written on mostly passion, uncorrupted by the now immediate pursuit of financial reward - Sonichu is nothing more than a soulless husk of what it once was -a fitting metaphor now for the creator itself. Some faggot like Dtecks needs to get a specific contract in writing and only front him like $50 at a time, page by page. Because we all want to see Sonichu #69 where in cwckville - IT RAINING DYKES! HALLELUJA ITS RAINING DYKES!
 
I'm actually a little surprised by this, I would think he'd care a lot about little details like their age because autism and how Sonichu is literally the only thing he has in his degrading life. Guess I shouldn't be surprised by his laziness.

:autism: Also I don't get his last two comparisons about Celestia and XJ9? Celestia is supposed be thousands of years old because she's like their god or something and XJ9 was designed to have a teenage brain regardless of how old she is. That doesn't really have anything to do with cartoon logic, it's just lore.
 
The only thing stupider than Chris answering dumb questions like this is the people asking dumb questions like this.
 
Like a lot of things in Sonichu, every issue with character ages (continuity, consent, etc) could've simply been solved with a "Look, they're not humanoid, and so they don't really abide by humanoid biology."

Simply solved, but far less perversely entertaining.
 
It's autistic shit-fits like this that make me come over all nostalgic for Classic Chris. The combination of rage, bizarre rationalizations of the inconsistencies of his creation, and demanding everyone get off his back is delicious.
 
It never would have mattered how old the sonichu characters were if Chris hadn't made his darling critters fuck each other.
 
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