Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[Darndirty]

Watching these videos just makes me miss the innocent boy who raged at trolls and wrote shitty fanfic.

 

[Space.Muffin]

Is like he's tired of breathing. He's laying down doing nothing and still manages to get exhausted. It's both fascinating and sad.

 

[Giraff3]

My avatar and I feel violated.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"I'm a little piggy"

This has to be the most honest thing Chris has ever said aside from admitting being retarded

Goodness, he is even delusional about being a little piggy, he is more like a huge wild boar, with facial bristles. It is just withdrawals, he will be good in about a month or so.

 

[Quijibo69]

"I'm a little piggy"

This has to be the most honest thing Chris has ever said aside from admitting being retarded

He can can always go on Amazon Turk and make money. One buck is better than no bucks.

 

[Count Olaf]

Oh the hairline, oh that stubble, none of that is feminine. There's not even the slightest effort to be feminine there. I thought at first glance he trying to go for the upside down cleavage thing for another failed sex appeal. But no, there's not even that (thank god). Hell there's no effort period. He couldn't be fucked to even STAND UP to beg. He's just laying down on his bed (Is that is bed? Whats on the bedspread? Is that mickey mouse?) moaning for money.

No money for you, fatty, and soon no Barb either. I wont be surprised if she croaks before years end. Of course, she could choose to once again keep herself alive out of spite, but either way the worst is yet to come.

I wish I could ask for free money and then have autists give it to me with no expectations of me paying them back...
I miss a few months back when Chris actually sold things instead of just begging for free cash.

Well thats Chris for you. He may LOOK like he's improving at times, but really all he's doing is pulling himself up a little so he can slingshot himself even further down. He doesn't learn. He doesn't improve. In fact, I dont think he cares enough to even consider doing either. He only decays. Thanks to his parents, that's all he's been doing since the day he was born, and thanks to his own actions, that's all he'll ever do until the day he dies.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Just sell amiibos again, that worked for 50 fucking dollars before.

 

[Bandit Keith]

Anyone else notice the booger?

 

[MrTroll]

Maybe the admins could pull @DStecks email address and give it to Chris so he could beg him directly for more $$$.

 

[Grandfather Spergle]

Maybe we should pay him in baht? If he's going to act like a ladyboy whore, let's pay him like one.

 

[BlueChan]

Is Chris D. B. Cooper?

 

[facepalm]

His Twitter feed is full of "fuck no".

 

[MrTroll]

He basically looks like a homeless middle-aged woman, maybe he should just try panhandling.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

holy shit guys im so fucking hard right now wtf

 

[AnOminous]

Just merged the YT thread(s) about the 13 second begging video into this one at request of OP since it's basically the same low-effort pitiful begging that if anyone gives him a penny they're retarded.

 

[Ebola]

Wow, such an entertaining cry for attention. Try harder, Chris.

 

[selere]

CHRIS WILL NEVER EVER GROW UP.

 

[Quijibo69]

That's all I hear.

 

[Count Olaf]

"I'm a little piggy"

This has to be the most honest thing Chris has ever said aside from admitting being retarded

HAHAHAHAHAHA It's like Richard Simmons did the fusion dance with Oolong from Dragonball Z. . .

The answer's still no, fatty.

 

[Silver Octopus]

This time he didn't even bother to get out of bed, couldn't be arsed to put in his swamp green extensions, and he can't even try to sound enthusiastic - "we nid de mony rigt nooooaaaaaaaw"