Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

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The Giver said:
Pokemon Go is pretty big where I'm at, but it just feels like buying an item to summon Pokemon defeats the purpose of the game.

I'm a grad student at a pretty large college, and I've seen tons of people walking around playing the game. But the game really seems geared toward, ya know, walking around a place like a college campus, park, or neighborhood and getting random encounters. What even is the point of the game if you just buy Pokemon? It's not like there is really a battle system or anything.
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Remember that this is the same Chris that buys DLC for games he doesn't own. He doesn't think about what he buys, he just buys. He is the ideal pay-to-win consumer whore.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Or maybe he'll make a video thanking "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore" for the $20, and now that I think about it "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore" was the only person Chris ever thanked for a donation.
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The only person Chris ever thanked for anything was when he was secretly thanking himself.

Kind of says it all, doesn't it?
 
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Sonic Rainboom said:
How did you figure that?

Chris has gone a whole month without buying toys on ebay, so things must be getting pretty desperate.
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July's tugboat 1300
-/- Courtfees 541
-/- Junkfood 250
-/- Barbmoney 250
-/- Carcosts 100
-/- Debt minimums 100
Total: $59 to spend ( sry I'm $8 off, though it was $549 on courtfees)

This is a rough estimation but surely close to it. The bottomline is he hasn't got his usual pocketmoney to spend on toys.

As for the past month Chris surely did bought some toys. Remember the creditincrease (bonus) of $500? He said he took half of the money and iirc someone said he spend it all on Transformers so... yeah he couldn't leave that crap for even a month.
 
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Marvin said:
The distinction is academic.

If Chris tries to probe too deeply into the specifics, he'll receive a semi-violent reaction.

Barb moderates her scary reactions with moderate or loving reactions. When Chris patches over her stupid debt costs, she goes back to being a loving, gentle elderly mother.
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Jesus fuck, that's actual domestic abuse. And to think people were worried about Barb a couple of weeks back.

4Macie said:
Either Chris doesn't need the money that bad or some real fucked up shit is going down.
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I'm going to go with the former. Chris is a spoilt brat who sees nothing wrong with playing up the drama whenever he wants something. My guess is that he's got less money than usual thanks to court costs and he's facing the terrifying possibility that he might see a toy he wants and not be able to afford it for an entire month.
mrmilkman said:
I'm surprised Barb hasn't made him get a job.
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That would involve letting him out of her control for eight hours a day.
 
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Soon he is gonna bring back the Attraction sign but for money instead of a sweetheart.
 
DanteOblong said:
Not yet, admins would lock this thread if that were to happen.
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This thread should probably stay open at least as long as this series of dumb begging videos goes on. I'm inclined to shut it and reopen it if that happens, though. I don't think this bullshit from Chris deserves much attention.
 
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