FB 7/8 - Another one rides the bus

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When he reaches Missouri, agents from the MO Kiwi cell will be at each Greyhound location, awaiting orders.
We had plans to sabotage the roads, but thankfully, the MO Department of Transportation has already done that for us.
 
Oklahoma CIS agent reporting in. No visual contact, but OSBI is on alert. We don't respond well to tattoo-covered abominations that claim to be female while clearly being male. Also, he better keep to himself, we're an open carry Stand Your Ground state. Weirdos have an unfortunate tendency to get shot around here. It's not right, no one should lose their life for being different, but it happens.
 
On one hand, I'm glad Phil has stayed out of the south, because we don't take too kindly to queers out here.

On the other hand, I'm sad that Phil has stayed out of the south, because we don't take too kindly to queers out here,
 
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Bus leaves at 1:45 PM EST from St. Louis

Got my Mountain Dew and Doritos, I'm in for the chase!

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Mobile unit reporting in from America's heartland. Stench detectors at max, but no noticeable increase in fug for the last two days. Still, we have all our agents at Greyhound, Burlington, and Indian Trails monitoring the bus lines; they have orders to report immediately if they spot a homeless ogre with male pattern baldness.
 
I just keep thinking of the poor soul sitting next to him. probably like the scene in "airplane" where the person kills them self.
 
Did he specifically choose this route to avoid going through Salt Lake City? I guess I rustled his jimmies more than I thought. I just said all that shit to fuck with him. Like I'm going to waste my time on some dumbass faggot tranny sperg. Now he's wasted more money and time by taking a longer route. Mission accomplished I guess?
 
Do you think this trip is a trap by his mother to get Phil institutionalized? Maybe she's heard the stories of Phil's California adventures and is going to get him the involuntary psychiatric help and confinement he desperately needs.
 
Phil's mom should have some kind of means of defense with her, so she's not assaulted by giant potato people.
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
Do we have any Jersey agents ready for deployment? We can set up a monitoring station near her house and intervene should things turn violent.
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I'm really wishing I knew her, or knew someone who did, just in case. As upsetting as it is to see what Phil has turned into, it's more upsetting to think about Ahuviya taking out her issues on someone who can't defend herself.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Do you think this trip is a trap by his mother to get Phil institutionalized? Maybe she's heard the stories of Phil's California adventures and is going to get him the involuntary psychiatric help and confinement he desperately needs.
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If Phil's mother was going to set a trap, it should be a couple of black officers waiting for that potato to show up so they can serve him a restraining order.
 
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