Money FB 7/9 - Legend of the Hitler Medallion

[Twaughthammer]

If I were the recipient of the medallion, I'd be really torn as to what to request next. Does one go for Hitler's waifu, Mussolini or the tomgirl hero Göring?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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Appreciate Kengle's lack of proof.

 

[Count Olaf]

Appreciate Kengle's lack of proof.

He's probably right though, considering that most if not all of his buyers come from here.

 

[Meowthkip]

This is the best medallion Chris has made yet. Thank you, dang dirty troll. You have made my life.

If he's willing to do outrageous requests like this one, I wanna get him to make me a Kurt Cobain medallion.

What did Kurt Cobain ever do to you?

So are you saying he should morally object to Hitler being farted in the face by a bunch of asses?

I can't believe you people saying "OMG, he made Hitler". He's fucking degrading Hitler, everyone but neo-nazis should be fine with that.

Personally i think whoever ordered this wanted just regular Hitler, Chris said no and this is the result of their negotiations. Much better than just plain old Adolf imho.

I would agree, but it kind of looks like the farting butts were slapped on as an afterthought. Like, as he was making it, he realized it would look bad to make a giant Hitler medallion, so he crammed some butts on there.

I didn't even realize the butts were supposed to be butts at first glance.

 

[Zvantastika]

If I were the recipient of the medallion, I'd be really torn as to what to request next. Does one go for Hitler's waifu, Mussolini or the tomgirl hero Göring?

I'd ask for Sonijew:

Spoiler: Jew to the extreme

Back to topic:
It's funny that Chris understands the concept behind "comission": People pay for crazy shit and it's up to the "artist" if he decides to make it or not.
Yet he had to make sure that everyone understands that he did it for the money, not because he endorse it, it's far better than other artist I've seen that simply deny everything and try to delete all proof, like certain blue bear who not long ago stir some shit up.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

what if it was mr. smith who requested that medallion

 

[waffle]

We should all chip in for a pickle man medallion for @Marvin and an Asperchu one for @Alec Benson Leary . I mean now that we know he'll make anything.

I guarantee that Chris finds the Pickle Suited Niggo and Asperchu to be more offensive than Hitler.

 

[Lipitor]

I don't think Chris' position has changed substantially since then. I think Chris has always known that "hitler = bad" and "hating jews = bad". However, Chris saw on South Park that calling someone a Jew was an insult.

When Chris reconciled these two conflicting ideas, I think he sort of settled on "HE'S A JEW, not that there's anything wrong with that..."

Heh, now, the funny thing, is that I think Chris actually does believe that. Mostly because I don't think Chris knows what a Jew is, pretty much. Aside from the barest, washed over TV cliches. For the same reason, I don't think Chris is (substantially) racist either.

All Chris knows is that JEW is a funny insult and that hating Jews is bad because TV tells him Hitler and nazis were bad.

Edit: Heh, how hilarious must it've been for Snyder (who isn't jewish) to have Chris shout JEW at him? I'm reminded of the black white supremacist sketch from Chappelle's show.

I always figured he saw the Jews and Blacks thing he had as not necessarily racist, but seen as not ideal. Like he thinks being British American White is the best case scenario for what you can be, but he doesn't really blame people for not being that, cuz it's not their fault. Sort of like how not having autism is better than having autism, but you can't blame anyone who has autism. Maybe that just makes zero sense.

 

[kobebyarlant]

British American White Royalty*

Fixed it for you.

 

[PantsOfDesire]

Also, take note that Hitler was rejected from Art School. And guess who tard-raged when he didn't get good grades in art? It's a conspiracy.

This is long and shit, so I'll spoiler it.

Is Chris literally Hitler?

Spoiler

After dropping out of high school in 1905 at age sixteen, Adolf Hitler spent the next few years in brooding idleness. His indulgent mother patiently urged him to learn a trade or get a job. But to young Hitler, the idea of daily work with its necessary submission to authority was revolting.

Did Barb ever urge Chris to get a job?

With his father now dead, there was no one who could tell young Hitler what to do, so he did exactly as he pleased.

And could presumably regain access to the confiscated credit cards and fulfil his ambition to become a hideous drag queen.

Hitler liked to sleep late then go out in the afternoon, often dressed like a young gentleman of leisure and even carried a fancy little ivory cane. When he returned home, he would stay up well past midnight reading and drawing.

Broken biological clock?

Kubizek later described Hitler's personality as "violent and high strung." Hitler would only tolerate approval from his friend and could not stand to be corrected, a personality trait he had shown in high school and as a younger boy as well.

He'd mace someone at an early 20th century German analogue of Game?

Young Hitler did not have a girlfriend. But he did have an obsessive interest in a young blond named Stephanie. He would stare at her as she walked by and sometimes followed her. He wrote her many love poems. But he never delivered the poems or worked up the nerve to introduce himself, preferring to keep her in his fantasies. He told his friend Kubizek he was able to communicate with her by intuition and that she was even aware of his thoughts and had great admiration for him. He was also deeply jealous of any attention she showed to other young men.

Forever alone and on a love quest for a boyfriend free heart sweet.

Hitler's view of the world, also based in fantasy, began to significantly take shape."

Building a fantasy world in which he is the Führer of AHville?

As a young boy he had shown natural talent for drawing. His gift for drawing had also been recognized by his high school instructors. But things had gone poorly for him in high school. He was a lazy and uncooperative student, who essentially flunked out. To escape the reality of that failure and avoid the dreaded reality of a workaday existence, Hitler put all his hope in the dream of achieving greatness as an artist.

Having a natural talent for drawing isn't that different to Chris have a burning urge to draw shit. His sperging out probably made him a bit uncooperative in school.

The main differences I see are that Hitler got a job and wasn't a fat drag queen. There are probably other things, but I'm no historian. I submit that Chris is literally Hitler.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

This is long and shit, so I'll spoiler it.

Is Chris literally Hitler?

Spoiler

Did Barb ever urge Chris to get a job?



And could presumably regain access to the confiscated credit cards and fulfil his ambition to become a hideous drag queen.



Broken biological clock?



He'd mace someone at an early 20th century German analogue of Game?



Forever alone and on a love quest for a boyfriend free heart sweet.



Building a fantasy world in which he is the Führer of AHville?



Having a natural talent for drawing isn't that different to Chris have a burning urge to draw shit. His sperging out probably made him a bit uncooperative in school.

The main differences I see are that Hitler got a job and wasn't a fat drag queen. There are probably other things, but I'm no historian. I submit that Chris is literally Hitler.

Spoiler: Chris is Hitler's reincarnation. Forced to inhabit an autistic flawed body instead of a perfect aryan body and to be trolled by the entire world to satisfy the gigantic karma debt left by his past life.




... Or maybe not. Either way that's my new headcanon.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I wonder if Chris would do a Randy medallion.

 

[General Juicer]

Personally i think whoever ordered this wanted just regular Hitler, Chris said no and this is the result of their negotiations. Much better than just plain old Adolf imho.

I love it when Chris gets one over on wannabe trolls, as minor as his victories might be.

 

[JustSomeFella]

what if it was mr. smith who requested that medallion

I dunno, I'm pretty sure that's a fake.

 

[AnOminous]

I dunno, I'm pretty sure that's a fake.

Has a thread here.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Take that Hitler... now you know how it feels to be gassed.

Part of me actually believed Chris actually believes that's what the gas chambers were

 

[JustSomeFella]

Has a thread here.

Yuh-huh but that idiot on facebook is someone imitating him. I swear someone else already imitated him once on the Sonic Blue Arms facebook group.

 

[AnOminous]

Yuh-huh but that idiot on facebook is someone imitating him. I swear someone else already imitated him once on the Sonic Blue Arms facebook group.

That screencap was from back when it happened.

 

[Abethedemon]

It's actually really well made.

 

[JustSomeFella]

That screencap was from back when it happened.

My apologies. I sincerely didn't want to believe such an unfunny tryhard faggot could exist.