Money FB 7/9 - Legend of the Hitler Medallion

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PantsOfDesire said:
This is long and shit, so I'll spoiler it.

Is Chris literally Hitler?
Did Barb ever urge Chris to get a job?



And could presumably regain access to the confiscated credit cards and fulfil his ambition to become a hideous drag queen.



Broken biological clock?



He'd mace someone at an early 20th century German analogue of Game?



Forever alone and on a love quest for a boyfriend free heart sweet.



Building a fantasy world in which he is the Führer of AHville?



Having a natural talent for drawing isn't that different to Chris have a burning urge to draw shit. His sperging out probably made him a bit uncooperative in school.

The main differences I see are that Hitler got a job and wasn't a fat drag queen. There are probably other things, but I'm no historian. I submit that Chris is literally Hitler.
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Hitler was a vegetarian, not for health or animal rights reasons, but because meat gave him "terrible gas", which might be a 30's euphemism for "shitting one's pants". That would explain the brown dress uniforms he always wore.

I wonder if Chris would make a "reeb-drinkin' troll" medallion. I'd ask him myself, but I don't have an Ebay account because I hate Ebay.
 
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Marvin said:
Actually, Chris has sold like 200-300+ medallions. Maybe a tenth of those came from here. I think the majority of Chris' sales are people buying "Lol meme" gifts for their friends. Actually, I think a lot of Chris' sales come from tumblr, if I'm going to be honest.
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I think it is a fair bit more than a tenth. The "share pics of your medallion" thread was pretty full. There were probably some members who bought some and didn't post. And people who lurk the forums and/or follow Chris on the CWCki but aren't members. But I take your point that a good chunk of his sales from random people from other places. I'm just not convinced it's 90%

Marvin said:
When people accuse Chris of being racist, they mean "actively racist", not "passively racist". Passively racist just means you partake of average social racism, like stereotypes. It's a lot less exciting to say "lol, Chris buys TV stereotypes!", compared to "Chris calls them faggots and niggers!"
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I don't think Chris is a horrible racist. But he is a little more than the average, which I think bothers people.

It's partly that he buys the stereotypes to an incredible degree. Also the occassional racial slur. I agree that it is mostly stupidity and naivete on Chris' part and very little malice or serious prejudice. But I also sympathize with the perspective that some of the things he has said should never be said in any case. Things like him yelling "Jew" at Snyder make me both cringe and laugh.
 
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China Duck said:
A proper defender (who actually gave a damn about CWC) would at least try to explain to him not to take commissions that he is uncomfortable with - especially if they may be coming from a troll; not say that CWC did the right thing by ignoring his own feelings and giving the troll what they wanted.

Kenneth should be ashamed of himself. He's essentially encouraging CWC to be a doormat.
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ALL commissions come from trolls, are you forgetting who we are talking about? Besides, Chris is perfectly happy to make and sell that medallion. If he wasn't he just wouldn't have done it, it's that simple. He isn't some guy on the street sucking cock for crack and food, he's finances are decent. Nobody is twisting his arm here and he hasn't been conned into making Hitler. He knows who the fuck Hitler is otherwise he wouldn't have put that little note explaining to people that he's not a nazi.

How is this even a discussion? Everything is in Chris' own fucking post.
 
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I dunno, didn't we find a singular legitimate Sonichu fan back in the day? Maybe they've held on through the years, believing every word Chris has said about the trolls. It's funny to imagine, anyway.
 
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Crikey said:
ALL commissions come from trolls, are you forgetting who we are talking about? Besides, Chris is perfectly happy to make and sell that medallion. If he wasn't he just wouldn't have done it, it's that simple. He isn't some guy on the street sucking cock for crack and food, he's finances are decent. Nobody is twisting his arm here and he hasn't been conned into making Hitler. He knows who the fuck Hitler is otherwise he wouldn't have put that little note explaining to people that he's not a nazi.

How is this even a discussion? Everything is in Chris' own fucking post.
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The difference is that CWC doesn't need to explain himself when he makes Sonichu medallions for the trolls/fans. For the Hitler one,if he has to go out of his way to say 'I'm not a Nazi,I hate this guy and everything he stood for', it shows he is uncomfortable with the commission- at least to some degree - because he fears what people will think of him for making the medallion in the first place.
 
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Danzou said:
I dunno, didn't we find a singular legitimate Sonichu fan back in the day? Maybe they've held on through the years, believing every word Chris has said about the trolls. It's funny to imagine, anyway.
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I can't find the page on the CWCki, but I believe he thought she was a troll and directed a nasty video at her. She made one in response that totally owned him.
 
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Nara said:
I can't find the page on the CWCki, but I believe he thought she was a troll and directed a nasty video at her. She made one in response that totally owned him.
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There was also that one Sonic fan who was a fan of the Sonichu series- even making fanarts of the characters..

I think CWC insulted the fan's inferior art; which turned the fan into a troll.
 
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China Duck said:
There was also that one Sonic fan who was a fan of the Sonichu series- even making fanarts of the characters..

I think CWC insulted the fan's inferior art; which turned the fan into a troll.
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Yea and if memory serves me well he didn't like them being a fan because they where "A slow in da mind".

I'd like to point out Chris isn't racist, what he is is ignorant other than what the TV, Borb and the Internets told him he hasn't got a clue about people from other cultures and he takes what he's told as verbatum especially if it comes from a source he trusts implicitly.
 
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Amerighi da Caravaggio said:
Someone payed 30 dollars for this, good Lord.

Also, didn't Chris say he'd refuse to make a medallion if he deemed it 'offensive?' Apparently, a Clyde Cash one or something would be more offensive than Hitler.
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In fairness to Hitler, I don't think Hitler ever encouraged a 13-year-old boy to have phone sex with a creepy man in his 20s...
 
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Fareal said:
Everyone knows Hitler only had one ball
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That's why he lost a war!

By Chris's standards, the art part of it is not that bad. He clearly put a lot of effort into it and putting butts in it (which look like flesh coloured trucknuts) .

I'm sure it was someone from here, but hey it was a funny idea. Chris could have just sent the medallion without announcing it on Facebook and still got money for it, but of course he is :stupid: .
 
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