FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[Milktheturtle]

Every time I think that Chris can't surprise me anymore,he manage to prove me wrong in the most disgusting ways.

It's probably one of the most fucked up thing he said in recent times,and he wrote it on facebook like it's normal wanting to fuck your own mother.I don't know if someone told him it's normal or if he's just trying to justify that he wants to fuck Snorlax,but shit's getting weird.

 

[Postal Dude]

I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

I want to say something witty about this, but all I can think of is WTF.

It's been a productive two months.

 

[autism420]

His bent duck blasts jizz on Borb's gross face every single day.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I really do miss the good old days of laughing at a simple, autistic young man in a rugby shirt and goofy medallion, and his terrible comic strip.

 

[Tonberry]

It's funny how often Chris' facebook posts make me ask myself "Why the fuck would he post this?"

Seriously Chris, nobody wants to read about how often you've fantasized about fucking your elderly mother's holey buttocks just to save money on hookers.

 

[Lalala]

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the fact that the main thing that stopped Chris it seems is the fact that he wouldn't want to produce a developmentally challenged child by accident....Imma repeat that....the autistic man who has carved a makeshift vagina into his own gouche and is so desperate to have a kid that he freezes tupperware containers full of jizz has decided the main drawback to fucking his own mother would be having a kid who's a bit special.
It's 1am here and I just bit my tongue to stop me laughing at that so hard that it's bleeding.

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

Well, here's Waterman's comment:

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I guess he agrees with Chris that incest is acceptable.

Not shocking. It must be featured in all the fan fictions he reads. Guess that means he'll be trying to bang Anna now.

 

[MMX]

Fix barbs teeth
Make mamas mouth purty

 

[Trombonista]

If it weren't for his Signature Capitalization, I'd have assumed @James Terry Mitchell Jr hacked his account.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the fact that the main thing that stopped Chris it seems is the fact that he wouldn't want to produce a developmentally challenged child by accident....Imma repeat that....the autistic man who has carved a makeshift vagina into his own gouche and is so desperate to have a kid that he freezes tupperware containers full of jizz has decided the main drawback to fucking his own mother would be having a kid who's a bit special.
It's 1am here and I just bit my tongue to stop me laughing at that so hard that it's bleeding.

The irony of it is he encourages that mentally developed child to socialize.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Marvin, did CWC ever give an indication he had the hots for Barb, or is he just being autistic with an opinion and failing to see this is exactly what it sounds like he's saying?

I think it's mostly just autism. Though, I wouldn't be surprised that he's one of those sick fucks who thinks incest and molestation is OK because it must be better than getting no action at all. There are plenty of people out there who think that way unfortunately (spend some time on /b/ or /r9k/, you'll see it) but most have the sense not to share that on Facebook or IRL.

Either way, another creepy and gross piece of the CWC puzzle falls into place :autism:

 

[Karen Riley]

Honestly I think Chris meant that he had literal dreams about having sex with his mum, not that it was an actual ambition of his. It's still wrong and extremely strange to dream it to begin with, but he never actually acted on them which at least is saying something. I know what he's saying is still gross but it's easy to get caught up on what he's saying and believing it to be worse than it actually is.

God, I can't believe I'm having to rationalise Chris saying he dreamed of having sex with his mother. I know he thinks he's a great mind who has tonnes of readers hanging on and agreeing with his every word but this is one time I wish he'd known when to just shut up.

 

[Collections Agent]

Poor Barb.

I just finished describing in detail how fucked Barb was for being sued by Capital One

And now this

 

[jessycaca]

Lurked for a while. Have now been horrified enough to genuinely say jfc!!! This person must surely be trolling everyone. No one can possibly be this self unaware. Kudos to his however that he has managed to get famous in a very remote part of Ireland. Forgive me if I'm doing something wrong but EWWW

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris is probably the only man currently alive wanting to fuck Barb. Bob only hit it when she wasn't a living McDonald's character.

 

[Tonberry]

But Barb at what stage exactly in this wet dream
Any stage is fucked up but its different levels of fucked

She was 41 when she had Chris, so by the time he was old enough to fantasize about it she was already pretty old.
So it's basically a matter of choosing between psychotic Munchlax Barb, lazy Snorlax Barb, and the current decaying Barb. Which one would you pick?

 

[autism420]

Lurked for a while. Have now been horrified enough to genuinely say jfc!!! This person must surely be trolling everyone. No one can possibly be this self unaware. Kudos to his however that he has managed to get famous in a very remote part of Ireland. Forgive me if I'm doing something wrong but EWWW

Yeah it's just a prank, Chris is actually the owner of these forums

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

How much do we need to paypal Chris to get him to sing the cummies song?

 

[Cackman]

Is the attraction to his mother some kind of legit Oedipus complex, or does the idea of incest intrigue him because it could save him money on hookers?

 

[Lysistrata]

Chris is irredeemably fucking creepy.