FB 9/17 - Transformers is baffling

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GOD DAMN IT CHRIS YOU FUCKING SPERG HOW DARE YOU ERASE TOYCO'S ESSENTIAL G1 MOLDS THAT MADE CAMEOS IN THE ALIEN FILMS YOU FIGGIN FUCKFACE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jokes aside, I'm glad he's setting out to learn something for once, even if it's useless pop culture transformers shit.
The less positive part of me thinks the only reason he's doing this is because he's setting up for another e-begging video. Japanese transformers are $30-$50 last time I checked.
 
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Karen Riley said:
Originally I thought this post was as boring as the dragon one but it shows that he's probably been researching Transformers toys online and this is his autistic way of complaining that American toys are too expensive and overpriced. I can't see any other motivation behind writing this nonsense if that isn't the case, if they were first made in Japan then the brand is Japanese. He practically answered his own question in amongst his word salad.
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Transformers are a metaphor for his physical transformation into a fat, homeless bag lady.
 
The Lawgiver said:
The less positive part of me thinks the only reason he's doing this is because he's setting up for another e-begging video. Japanese transformers are $30-$50 last time I checked.
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Might be the other way around, he's trying to see if he can pass off any of his Transformers as whichever variety is more valuable on Ebay.
 
Karen Riley said:
This post makes me wonder if at this point Chris has been so overwhelmed by what's happening with Barb and his own finances that he's just decided to double down and pretend everything is fine and bury himself in Transformers and television shows. There's been an increased ignorance of reality from him recently and his begging has almost ground to a halt.
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Chris isn't aware there is a problem until he's already in the police car. So even though he's in financial ruin and will likely have a very unpleasant life after his dying mom dies, he's just going to fixate on cartoons and toys and escape into CWCVille.
 
Maybe it's because I just woke up, but the level of autism in his post is so high that it's practically illegible.
Takara? Titan Masters? What the fuck is this shit?
 
Did Chris get a concussion? That was a coherent post without the usual Chris fluff, all the while he only incorrectly capitalized one word.

Is Chris dead and a murderous ween is now in control of his social media?

Maybe this is what happens when Chris finally snaps, he will become a functional member of society.
 
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