FB 9/19 - Another pet

[zap2theextreme]

The dogs will have a somewhat better life, post-Barb. Fatty will put them out on a dog run instead of insisting on having them shit on newspaper indoors.

She actually insists on them shitting on the floor? I thought she was just too fucking lazy to train them. What's the logic behind that?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

It cannot be stated enough how ollllld Chris looks. His ego not letting him believe that he's anything other than a beautiful goddess is really fucking him over, in that I think most girls in their 20-30s are looking for someone who doesn't look like a 65 year old lady/crazy homeless man.

His transition into crazy cat lady is coming along nicely.

Bastard! I was gonna say that 'cause it's so true. He looks like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons (not gonna find a pic but y'all should know her by now).

 

[Karen Riley]

I'm not going to say anything bad about Chris as a pet owner because it sounds like he went through the right motions when it comes to caring for an animal who gets hurt. Even with that taken into account though, a family who is being taken to court for unpaid debts in the tens of thousands should not be adding to their pet expenses.

The second half of this post that stops talking about the new cat is more interesting. Chris seems to think that the money he wastes at the beginning of the month shouldn't put people off from donating to him at the end of it which is baffling logic. If he didn't blow all the money he gets at the start of the month on Pokemon cards and Transformers toys he'd have more to spend at the end and wouldn't need to beg as much, so I don't get why he thinks he's getting one over on his trolls by saying what he did.

It's been telling that the whole time he was financially comfortable from video request donations that he made no Youtube videos. He won't do anything video related for free nowadays and if that, coupled with his laziness to even share his phone number doesn't put people off donating, then nothing will.

 

[The Dude]

How well does he take care of his pets really? Is it all as bad as we think? Does he feed, groom, wash, and exercise them?

No, he doesn't and neither does Barb. They lay down newspaper for the dogs to piss and shit on and Chris once slipped on a cat turd that was on the floor, so the cats are either not litter box trained, or the litter box is so full of cat shit that the cats won't go near them. The latter scenario is most likely, but the Chandlers are so fucking lazy that it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't take the time to box train their cats. The dogs are obese and ill-temptered. One troll girlfriend had gone over to their house and remarked on how fat the dogs were and how they didn't like strangers.

The Chandlers should not own pets. Period. They are among the most negligent, irresponsible, lazy and ignorant pet owners you could possibly find. The Chandlers get pets for all the wrong reasons. Instead of getting a pet for a companion to share their home with, they get a pet as an impulse buy to fill a perceived hole in their life. They have that hole because they're mentally ill people who do not seek therapy to fix the problems causing that perceived hole. It's basically the same reason Barb has a house filled with worthless shit and Chris has a couple of rooms filled with children's toys. They impulse buy because they're both extremely mentally ill. The problem is that this cat isn't a new video game or a Transformers or a pastel plastic pony, it's a living creature. What they're doing with these pets is cruel, negligent, and irresponsible. They can't even take care of themselves for fucksake, they for damn sure shouldn't be adding innocent animals to the mix.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Elephant in the room.
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This fucking thing looks like a dead frog.

 

[Nuttelex]

You know, as much as he is a goose, he really is an animal lover, so he's ok in my books.

For now.....

 

[Aldora]

The Chandlers get pets for all the wrong reasons. Instead of getting a pet for a companion to share their home with, they get a pet as an impulse buy to fill a perceived hole in their life.

It takes a lot of animals to fill that Bob shaped hole in their lives.

 

[Marvin]

She actually insists on them shitting on the floor? I thought she was just too fucking lazy to train them. What's the logic behind that?

We don't know.

All we know is that they've been doing the paper-shitting thing for way longer than the time it'd take to house train a dog. This seems to be their permanent solution.

 

[The Dude]

It takes a lot of animals to fill that Bob shaped hole in their lives.

They were hoarding animals when Bob was alive. It's common for mentally ill people who don't have a responsible person watching over them to own many animals, usually "cuddly" animals like cats and dogs. The Crazy Cat Lady stereotype is around for a reason. They perceive that something is missing from their life and try to fill it with pets. The problem is that they will ALWAYS feel that something is missing and continue to get more animals, often more than what is legal to own in their area, because they're not getting treatment for the actual problem. So it's not because Bob is gone, it's because they're both sick and refuse to seek professional help for their problems. And not only do they have innocent animals that are suffering and living shitty lives because of their mental illness, but they've also completely fucked their credit and financial state because they keep trying to fill an unfillable hole.

Edit: fixed spelling errors.

 

[Chubby_Penguin]

I'm glad it's not another dog that would go nuts without more room and walks, but I'm worried that the cat was injured by something sharp being left out in the hoard.

Cats, especially young ones, love to explore and that could be their demise in the Chandler house. (Glad Chris sought out help though.)

Chris once slipped on a cat turd that was on the floor, so the cats are either not litter box trained, or the litter box is so full of cat shit that the cats won't go near them

Probably true, but some cats will also just do that if they're really pissed off at you. (Trust me.)

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

.... That cat looks alarmingly like mine.

 

[MrTroll]

Hot new trolling idea: instead of sending Chris money, send him cats.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Jesus... that poor cat.
I just came here to laugh at retards.

At leats Chris seems to have taken care of that wound (though at first I totally misread his post and thought the cat had lost the paw while being with the Chandlers...)

We don't know.

All we know is that they've been doing the paper-shitting thing for way longer than the time it'd take to house train a dog. This seems to be their permanent solution.

They ruined the lovely little house by the lake that they lived in during 2014 after the house fire this way.
Do we know what ever happened to that house afterwards btw? I seem to recall we had vague infos regarding the house needing quite a lot of cleanup and maintenance afterward.
According to the cwcki it was empty even months after the abhorrent duo left it.

 

[Marvin]

Do we know what ever happened to that house afterwards btw? I seem to recall we had vague infos regarding the house needing quite a lot of cleanup and maintenance afterward.

Not that I can recall.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

at first I totally misread his post and thought the cat had lost the paw while being with the Chandlers...)

You still don't know that it didn't, unless you also believe Chris was given his PS4.

This is a man who willingly cut his own crotch and lied about lots of things, to get what he wants.

 

[Donatien Argez]

In the second picture, that animal is asking for help. Desperately.

 

[PelvicUnicorns]

"What I spend my tugboat on is none of your business. Also, feel free to keep sending donations." Fuck you with a sandpapery chainsaw, Chris.
At the risk of sounding like a total A-log, I hope that poor animal runs away or gets taken by the ASPCA before it's consumed by the hoard.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You still don't know that it didn't, unless you also believe Chris was given his PS4.

This is a man who willingly cut his own crotch and lied about lots of things, to get what he wants.

If that is true, it would be a huge step in Chris' transformation into Buffalo Bill.
To nonchalantly announce that a pet in your care just happened to lose a part of its paw like that...

 

[The Giver]

Is there really nothing we can do to get their animals taken away?

For what? Being stupid and irresponsible pet owners?

If we took animals away from everyone like that, the animal shelters would be so overcrowded that they'd be euthanizing cats and dogs on a near industrial scale. The reality is that the Chandlers, while shitty pet owners by any definition, are not all that unusual. Lots of people don't take good care of their animals. It isn't all that uncommon to see rednecks with several animals living in filth in a mobile home, or with a mangy dog chained up in the back yard.

Maybe you think we ought to change the laws or something, but as it stands unless they start starving them to death or open up a dogfighting ring, there is no way they are losing their pets.

 

[Giovanni]

I'll give Chris props for taking in a stray precious wittle kitty who's a good kitty you are cat and getting it medical treatment.

But considering how poorly he takes care of himself and his family, I highly doubt it will last, and before long this cat will be MIA or worse. I'd love to be proven wrong, but...