FB 9/22 - Chris's opinion on Sachumo's CWC documentary

[Rupin]

Chris has a backbone made out of jelly and tape. That's why the documentary hurt him like that even though it tried to remain as neutral as possible. Instead of looking in the mirror and reflecting, he just curls up tighter in the shell that is his echo chamber. This is why I can't wait until the 6th rolls around so Chris can get another dose of reality when he finds out Jessica isn't real.

 

[ON 190]

Hang on, Chris, I’ll get Louis Theroux on the line. I’m sure he’ll jump at the chance to do a documentary with you.

(Too bad Louis doesn’t do “Weird Weekends” anymore. Can you imagine him with the Chandlers?)

 

[A Flying Nun]

"I Really WISH, and I Feel it would do me a Whole Better World of Good for a documentary, or a full compilation of, recorded video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts, in the genuine, Positive words, to outweigh all that four years of hate (07 to 11),... I Want That Video Made!!!"

Chris wants a video of an empty room wtf?

I want a documentary that doesn't state the facts because reality makes me feel bad, and I'd rather convert those negative facts into positive facts. Chris just can't understand that "bad things" isn't the same as "untrue". Also he had one fan who looked up to him, and he cocked that up, so the most positive thing people have to talk about is his unyielding determination.

Who was the one fan? I must've missed that.

Also your post just made me realize that Chris - in all likelihood - will inevitably find Undertale, probably love it, and then we'll have yet another cringeworthy fandom to endure as Chris starts forcing Undertale characters into Sonichu.

 

[Eichsterd123]

lets hope the documentary doesn't get taken down because of this.

 

[Frenda]

Who was the one fan? I must've missed that.

Also your post just made me realize that Chris - in all likelihood - will inevitably find Undertale, probably love it, and then we'll have yet another cringeworthy fandom to endure as Chris starts forcing Undertale characters into Sonichu.

Undertale is autistic in its own right but Chris would not like Undertale because he can't actually force his Sonichu bullshit into the game (no customization) and he would probably shit himself trying to grasp the concept of bullet hell.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

This should've been the wake up call for Chris to turn his life around.

Exactly. If Chris watched this documentary and said to himself, "damn I wish I handled a, b, and c differently but you what I'm going to change and got a job, legit friends, a girlfriend, and/or independence, then all these daunting experiences could be used as fuel to make him become in many ways someone to be inspired by.

Therefore, it wouldn't matter at all what happened because he grabbed the horse by reines and rose up to become a good person who should feel proud of himself.

Buttttt no, he wants to cover his, pop Valium, and shit himself and do nothing.

I bet the room was halfway covered in feces btw. Shittercane Maria

 

[Richard Kuo]

CWC's Second Message -upon complete review- must be the greatest images and sound ever captured in the universe. The Cwc golden years have to be the greatest gift ever bestowed upon mankind. Just beyond epic - it really melts the fabric of time and space - that something like this occurred ongoing and documented on the face of this planet. Thousands of years in the future I believe his mythos will be something of biblical proportions.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh good! Now, people have no reason to say Chris has forgotten the likes of Ivy, Max, Liquid, and Kacey.

Plus, looks like Merryweathery did something good after all.

By the way "I want it That Way" was a song by the Backstreet Boys, not N'Sync

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I love the that he had to cover his eyes, there's some deep philosophical shit in that single instance. He's never used his eyes, he's been blind all his life, either from borb or his own autism that altered his perceptions, he now willfully blinds himself as he has become so accustomed to the dark.

That is if he wrote it. I'm convinced Jessica's hand is involved in his posts, so until this saga is over I have to take all his posts with a bottle of soy sauce, because I can't tell which is which.

 

[Cowpies]

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Sorbet crushed under the car was a master stroke, well played.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Who was the one fan? I must've missed that.

Also your post just made me realize that Chris - in all likelihood - will inevitably find Undertale, probably love it, and then we'll have yet another cringeworthy fandom to endure as Chris starts forcing Undertale characters into Sonichu.

For a while there was a girl with aspergers on youtube who excitedly followed every new sonichu release (she pronounced it sonnikku)
Instead of being grateful for her being a fan Chris made a video calling her out, ranking her as one of his three worst trolls (arguably worse trolls such as Blanca did not even make it on the list)

EDIT: Appearantly I misremembered. big CWC does not call her a troll, just naive and slow-in-the-mind
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Naïve_YouTubers

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

For a while there was a girl with aspergers on youtube who excitedly followed every new sonichu release (she pronounced it sonnikku)
Instead of being grateful for her being a fan Chris made a video calling her out, ranking her as one of his three worst trolls (arguably worse trolls such as Blanca did not even make it on the list)

EDIT: Appearantly I misremembered. big CWC does not call her a troll, just naive and slow-in-the-mind
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Naïve_YouTubers

Anyone got those videos?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Theoretically, most people who are confronted with evidence of their past transgressions might have an epiphany and realize "hey, I really need to make changes in my life and change the way I treat other people". Or they might angrily lash out in denial.

Chris? He gets his feelings hurt, and then wants a documentary about himself made that doesn't humiliate him instead. And he didn't even watch the one available. Chris is coming across as "You weren't supposed to remember that! You had no right to bring up [random incident]!" and wants something that makes him look better.

The trouble is, the documentary that Chris wants would be a very short one indeed.

 

[MarineN*423543]

This should've been the wake up call for Chris to turn his life around.

implying he has the mental health for that, for years i expected to degrade to a cavemen painting tribal sonichu images on the wall

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You know that feeling when you can feel your soul leaving your body, okay, replace the word "soul", with sympathy and that explains exactly how I feel right now.
I hate when Chris mentions that retarded Turbie twist of failure. No one cares about it and wrapping an old greasy towel around your head does not validate a feminine soul, that's just retarded.
That's one of Chris' biggest problems, he thinks that surrounding yourself with chauvinistic relics will somehow get your closer to "womaning".

 

[BurningPewter]

I feel for Chris, he was brave to listen to the doc IMO. It was obviously a rough experience for him. Seems kind of like some trip into the dark caves of his own mind/memories, like some Jungian thing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I feel for Chris, he was brave to listen to the doc IMO. It was obviously a rough experience for him. Seems kind of like some trip into the dark caves of his own mind/memories, like some Jungian thing.

Yup, listening to the truth for an hour or two is very difficult, especially if you have to go back to doing nothing but playing videa and stalking women online. Chris is a martyr of sorts or should I say martyrna.

 

[Sho'nuff]

So! About 8:55pm, after I had my shower.

This is the least believable story Chris has ever written.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I am watching it on my PS4, laughing at the fact that Chris is being reminded of all the things of the past.

The Stone Cutters are currently wishing they stopped @spylobster when they had the chance.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I hate when Chris mentions that exceptional Turbie twist of failure. No one cares about it

Hey, it's an official Relic now that it's been soaked with his tears.