FB 9/22 - Chris's opinion on Sachumo's CWC documentary

It's weird that Chris is doing this now, at what he perceives to be the "Post-Lovequest Saga" chapter in his life. Thanks to Jessica's actions Chris believes he has completed the Lovequest and triumphed, but looking back on the journey just reminds him of pain and past failure. It's funny how he already seems to have come down from the high of getting a sweetheart. Like, he's done a few drawings and exchanged cutesy FB comments with JQ, but other than that nothing about his life has really changed. I guess I thought Chris would be emotionally elevated a bit longer from such a big moment like finding a sweetheart.

Watching the doc to figure out what his appeal is looks like it backfired on Chris. He was confused about why he's a "Legend" and wanted to try and figure it out. I think being referred to as a Legend and realizing that his fame actually is something he should be somewhat proud of confused Chris. People online love him for stuff that made him miserable and the people in Chris' real life were desperately trying to get Chris to stop. If he thinks he was happier before the Lovequest, that's just because he was innocent and not yet interested in trying to have sex. His attempts to blast into adulthood at age 25 with the mind of a toddler were catastrophic. Chris is a true white male failure who feels he's entitled to everything and resorts to tantrums when faced with this.
 
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There's a failed trolling attempt right there. If he had watched Sonichu 101, his autism would have made it impossible for him to see that the whole thing was a joke. Instead he watched a documentary that forced him to face some ugly truths.
Here is wisdom: the best content comes naturally out of CWC's life, and is at best instigated by trolls. Remember how awestruck the trolls were when CWC inexplicably revealed that he frequently crapped his pants?
 
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Porker LeVance said:
It's weird that Chris is doing this now, at what he perceives to be the "Post-Lovequest Saga" chapter in his life. Thanks to Jessica's actions Chris believes he has completed the Lovequest and triumphed, but looking back on the journey just reminds him of pain and past failure. It's funny how he already seems to have come down from the high of getting a sweetheart. Like, he's done a few drawings and exchanged cutesy FB comments with JQ, but other than that nothing about his life has really changed. I guess I thought Chris would be emotionally elevated a bit longer from such a big moment like finding a sweetheart.
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When Chris lost his virginity he crowed about it in a single Facebook post and then moved on. It's as if it was just a trophy achievement to him. Shockingly, and I say that with the most dripping sarcasm, the same could be said for the Love Quest. Although, maybe the joy he felt was strongest the first time around. Who was the first troll GF? Julay? Maybe he considered the Love Quest over by then, and each new troll GF was basically like getting the same star over again in Mario 64.
 
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So... he watched the documentary, made a commentary on FB, dropped a few brand names on it, felt nostalgic, cringed, raged, demanded someone to do a positive look on his life and told the world he will not be doing something nobody asked for.

And in the end, he learned nothing. Just felt like shit and cried for a bit. Yesterday's news.

I feel like there's no learning for Chris at this point. No matter what, on his deathbed, he'll still wonder why everything happened to him and blame it all on others.
 
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You know what's probably the saddest part of all this? By the time he was done writing this facebook post, Chris had probably already forgotten everything he heard in that documentary. He might still remember that he cried, that the whole thing was hellish and maybe that his song made him cringe, but I'm pretty sure he got nothing else from that hour-long video.

But that short part of that interview, the part where that girl told him he was a legend and that he inspired people? I'm willing to bet he's going to keep that in mind for a long, long time.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I actually think someone should offer to make the documentary he wants, but with the stipulation that he finds all the interviewees.
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I wonder if he's marking a big X on each day of his Calendar until the October 6th square with the words "Meet True & Honest Fuckmommy once and for all".

And if Jessica is not real, he'll carry himself to the closest railroad track with a Sonichu and Night Star dummy, and make a gruesome scene the next day.
 
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That documentary was the most informative and least demeaning video I've ever seen about Chris. The guy even brought on a Special Education teacher to better explain Chris' actions. I would always recommend that documentary to people that want to learn about Chris-chan so they can form their own opinion, yeah it's an hour long but you can spend hours looking at all the Christory yourself.
 
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Wait why is Chris wearing a towel over his face if he doesn't want to see the video on Youtube rather than just scrolling dow- oh wait.. :autism:


''video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts''

Such as harassing women on Twitter and mocking 9/11?
You can tell he just saw the documentary and cried but he didn't learn anything from it.
 
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ThatManInTheTopHat said:
Wait why is Chris wearing a towel over his face if he doesn't want to see the video on Youtube rather than just scrolling dow- oh wait.. :autism:


''video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts''

Such as harassing women on Twitter and mocking 9/11?
You can tell he just saw the documentary and cried but he didn't learn anything from it.
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great argument as to why Chris should be denied access to women and girls.
 
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I REALLY want to say that anyone cosplaying as a Chris creation or Chris himself is more autistic than Chris.

But I can't. Their choice to cosplay as something so silly and ridiculous makes it seem less like they're cosplaying and more like they're making fun of the very concept of cosplay instead.

Also, that internet lumberjack cosplay is funny as shit.
 
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