FB 9/22 - Chris's opinion on Sachumo's CWC documentary

[Ntwadumela]

This should've been the wake up call for Chris to turn his life around.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris completely missed a lot of the points of the video. He clearly has refused to learn any lessons from his past self.

 

[FisfulFries]

How dare he cringe at his magnum opus

Not gonna lie here. I still listen to So need a cute girl every now and then. It's probably in the top 10 of "Best things Chris has ever created."

 

[Saladin]

Assuming this post is actually from Chris, I find it hilarious at how close he came to self awareness.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Anyone remember when Sach stated that Chris is a "trainwreck in slow motion", and how nothing can get him to change. Well, this pretty much proves his point.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

I think that doc was what put chris on my radar in the first place. Either that or some other youtube schmuck idk.

 

[Detrogen]

It's almost as if it was about him and not for him.

 

[John Carmack]

Everything in the documentary was positive and kind until it got to the part where I started stalking women in public and intimidated little kids at a hobby store.

 

[Rogowski]

I cried at some of the pre-2004 topics, as they were Not offensive, they reminded me of times when I was so young, that I was like this or that.

Go ahead and rate me optimistic but in my head he cried because he finally realized what a massive faggot he's become.

I felt lost, because I was so emotionally problematic

That's way too much self awareness and big boy words for Chris.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

GodBear bless Christine. Such a brave and stunning woman!

 

[Alex Krycek]

In a way his work has indeed touched many people... Just not the way any artist would want their work to touch them, or more in a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of way than a Lucy Liu kind of way, metaphorically speaking.

 

[4Macie]

He wants a video of interviews from people he's touched.

You'd have Barb. You'd have the hookers.

Short video list Chris.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My tears welled into the turbie.

I love how he was literally "watching" this video like this and crying

 

[Chan the Wizard]

TBH a documentary about Chris that includes interviews with Mary Lee Walsh, Snyder, the GameStop manager, @Doopie and every one else that Chris has personally touched in his own unique way would be great.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The girl dressed as Slaweel Ryam basically owes Chris sex, because without the true original creator she'd have no cos to play.

Uh, girl? Sorry to disappoint, but there be a pickle under that thar miniskirt....

 

[The Dude]

A video compilation of everyone inspired by his work could never be uploaded to YouTube because you're not allowed to upload videos that are 0 seconds long.

There was that on Autistic girl in England who actually liked Sonichu unironically. However, Chris was an asshole to her, so he lost his one and only real fan because he's a dick to other special needs persons.

 

[MasterDisaster]

This looks like some lost live action version of Sonichu.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Oh mah gawd ;3; The 'tism is contagious

Yeah that's a whole bunch of "trying way too hard".

 

[Jetstream Sam]

I want a documentary that doesn't state the facts because reality makes me feel bad, and I'd rather convert those negative facts into positive facts. Chris just can't understand that "bad things" isn't the same as "untrue". Also he had one fan who looked up to him, and he cocked that up, so the most positive thing people have to talk about is his unyielding determination.

 

[Two Scoops Too Many]

He was probably crying over the fact that he hasn't won another sweepstakes for nearly 3 decades.