FB 9/23 - Ideas for an updated documentary

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Chris said:
I also forgive all of the people who have wronged me years to many years ago. I do pray they and I can be friends again, but that's up to them.
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Ya hear that @Bluespike ? Chris wants to be your friend! Reach out to him and squash that beef.
 
People would comment on you positively if you did something to benefit and enrich your own life.
 
Chris talks about all the 'help' he's offered people? Like when that girl asked him about how he handled his pants shitting since she had the same problem? Where he blew her off?
 
Muscle Bra said:
Reading between the lines of his textwall and trying to filter out the :autism:, it almost seems as if he is trying to argue that his worst behavior came about when he was just a simple, brute male. Then, as he transitioned from a male to a tomgirl, things improved. However, now that he is a kind, sweet, caring female soul, he would *never* do those horrible things and instead spreads sunshine, roses, and glitter wherever he goes.
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I think it is very close to this, or maybe more specifically he thinks a liberal sprinkling of hearts, flowers and empty platitudes in everything he types/does should cancel out all of his past "male" behavior, no matter how vile. In which case, why even focus on it?
 
I love how his excuse for being homophobic is because someone gave him the Cwcki, then filled with it with homosexual advertisement.

I still think that is my favorite Chris event. Mainly because he really cared about the wiki being accurate, and there were just dicks everywhere, and he chimped out regularly.
 
But Chris, you've only ever inspired trolls. We're in a bit of a pickle here :(
 
He's really starting to sound like a snowflake tumblrina with every emerging post. Also "I'll hug one but god forbid two gay men kiss each other, that's forcing so much stress and triggers onto me". Exposure therapy is what aides curing "fears", no matter how stupid or prejudice, and it's that very thing that pisses me off about the tumblr mindset. Like them, Chris just wants everyone to baby him, and keep everything happy.
 
I quite like that Chris has posted this so close to the tenth anniversary of his ED debut because it has echoes of the pleas he makes in "Chris Chan'd Public Announcement" for people to edit his article to make him look better. It's like when a show marks a milestone in its broadcast history by making callbacks to the very first episode.
 
Chris just admit it - when you look at niggos black dicks - you have a moment of having a freakishly throbbing bent duck and that you can't look away. You fucking faggofork.
 
Chris is like a warm turd left on the sidewalk on a hot summers day.

He gets worse and worse as time goes by, with no hope of improvement.

Classic Chris made a documentary about himself. Sure it was shit, and only a handful of people were meant to see it, but by the power of autism, he did it!

Tranny Chris wants (another) documentary about himself, but wouldn't dream of picking up a camera. That might cut into his MLP time! So he just lazily puts his demands on Facebook, and expects that the Internet fulfill his wishes.
 
Fapcop said:
Chris is like a warm turd left on the sidewalk on a hot summers day.

He gets worse and worse as time goes by, with no hope of improvement.

Classic Chris made a documentary about himself. Sure it was shit, and only a handful of people were meant to see it, but by the power of autism, he did it!

Tranny Chris wants (another) documentary about himself, but wouldn't dream of picking up a camera. That might cut into his MLP time! So he just lazily puts his demands on Facebook, and expects that the Internet fulfill his wishes.
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The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler Approved Documentary: A Sonichu Films Productions Presents.
The True and Honest Real Chris Chan Story: Fap to the Extreme/ with special appearance and hit soundtrack by Vanilla Ice.
 
m0rnutz said:
Those hip thrusts are sad.

If Chris wants his own documentary to be positive, he can do what many others have and just write an autobiography.
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Then we'll just laugh at how much shit he made up.
 
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