Lovequest FB 9/7/2015 - Chris May Be Interested In Magical Vibrating Titty Enhancers

[Detahramet]

Chris never stopped being painfully gullible, he just stopped being gullible towards Internet trolls. I really hope someone doesn't roll into Ruckersville with some magic beans.

He doesn't have enough money or understanding of law pursue someone in court if they did con him...

Excuse me, I must pack my snakeskin bag of miracle remedies, I have a flight to catch!

 

[MY 405]

Chris now confirmed for huge closet heterosexual. Didn't he tell Jackie or someone that he ordered some of those magic dick grow pills once and admitted that they did nothing?

 

[cheersensei]

Reminds me of Top Charming. It's basically a vibrator that you insert into your bra to vibrate your breasts to make them larger. It would be up Chris's alleyway if he/she able were to locate it online. Add a heavy bass and you've got the chest vibration feeling they've been wanting, minus the headphones.

But if you want a good laugh, Mike Jeavons has a Informercalism video on it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Lizzy the Lezzy is quickly becoming Chris's biggest troll.

 

[bradsternum]

Didn't he try dick enhancing pills at some point? Of course he'd believe this bullshit.

 

[Bugaboo]

I think stuffing your bra is cheaper

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

They're called breast implants, Chris.

Too bad Chris dosn't have a business of some kind that he could use to fund his transition into a true and honest female.

 

[Moon Man]

Chris needs to see a magical vibrating shrink

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

Thinking about logically I don't think it makes them bigger, I think it just makes them perkier by working out the pectoral muscles giving the appearance of have grown in size.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

generally vibrating fat results in the fat being burnt

Although many quack things try to claim this I require a peer reviewed study backing it up before I believe it does anything other than make you look stupid and cost you money

 

[Detahramet]

Although many quack things try to claim this I require a peer reviewed study backing it up before I believe it does anything other than make you look stupid and cost you money

Yeah, my bad. I was thinking of it increasing bone density, not lower amounts of body fat. Really useful for space travel though!

Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1359/jbmr.2003.18.5.876/full

 

[Furina]

Reminds me of this. Behold the pseudo-science!

Note: The advert is real but the dubbing is a parody.

 

[Hyperion]

Thinking about logically I don't think it makes them bigger, I think it just makes them perkier by working out the pectoral muscles giving the appearance of have grown in size.

boobs with developed pectoral muscles just look like water balloons hanging off of a wall

It doesnt really enhance them at all, it actually makes them look smaller

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That's really obviously not the same woman in the before and after pictures. Chris would realise this if he was interested in anything other than staring at boobs.

 

[Maxwell]

Why go through the trouble of buying that product when your McDonalds diet can increase your moob size overtime, Chris?

 

[YI 457]

Chris doesn't need a vibrator. He destroyed the old one. And he has the moves to shake it. Remember this:

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I'm surprised Chris didn't buy a pair of vibrating panties so he can stimulate his soul clit.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Boobs can be made to grow... just not like that. Getting pregnant is the best way I know of.

Also, lol that the before and after pics are clearly two different people.

 

[fridgesrants]

It makes me laugh Chris follows these random Facebook pages that post crap like this. I hope he buys it and then rages when it fails.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Like all things he owns this will eventually end up in his ass with a stress sigh of disappointment.

"But it works in da pornos" he'll mutter to himself.