FB 9/7 - Reminder of creative prime

[nad7155]

I see "among which" is back.

Now I can sleep tonight.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I know it's just an excuse to explain why he was too lazy to continue bothering with his Etsy store but it's still annoying to hear Chris complaining about being bullied by the trolls, considering this last year has actually been one of the ones where his trolling was at the lowest level.

What a normal person would call trolling maybe. But that's not his definition. To Chris trolling is anytime he doesn't get his way or something happens he doesn't like. Cole not giving him money or begging to be his and Barb's slave? He's trolling. Barb aging? Time is trolling Chris. Still has a dick? His body is trolling.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

There's more creativity in his dirty crapped briefs than anything he can come up with

 

[Petronella]

Chris you wouldn't know creativity if it smacked you in the unclit.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

By creative mind you meant slashing up a bunch of Amiibos and splicing them together into grotesque childish clay toys? Truly the peak of creativity that humanity has ever seen. Leonardo? Picasso? Dali? Amateurs next to Chris' Amiibo toyline.

 

[4-Cent Barbage]

Creative Prime was about as effective as Optimus Prime was at keeping Chris straight.

 

[Bgheff]

The only shock I can think of is a year ago when people gave Chris money they expected a figure or an art page for it. Much less stressful to e-beg and not have to do anything.

 

[Tito Dick]

Do you think someone will pay his mortgage? is that even possible? could someone be so fucking stupid, to actually donate?

 

[Lipitor]

Notice how any time Chris admits fault, it always comes with the caveat about how all the blame should be placed on another person or group that's not him?

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

:stress sigh:

Looks like I'll have to get my Chris-chan merch like everyone else will (waiting until he dies in his late 30's and pick thru the hoard for choice collectibles).

 

[UGADawg08]

Damn. If coloring poorly-drawn children's characters ripped off from existing properties was his creative prime, I'd hate to see his creative rock bottom.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Great story, Chris
The trolls took your "good" name, your hair, your socializing opportunities, and now your creative prime? If that's true, why didn't they also take your last few brain cells and terrible fashion sense?
Oh, Chris, you will always be your own worst enemy because you can't accept that you're exceptional.
I wonder if Chris will blame trolls after doctors have to install a colostomy bag when half of his intestines are removed because of his bad eating habits?

I'm almost impressed he didn't find a way to turn it into "I'd be less stressed if you gave me money so gimme"

True and Honest beautiful women don't beg, people just throw money at them by gently inserting it into their G-strings and whatnot. -Chris' mind

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Creative Prime was about as effective as Optimus Prime was at keeping Chris straight.

I was thinking this had something to do with Transformers even after reading Chris's post...

Time for a new CWCism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I thought his "creative prime" was c. 2009 when he was, y'know, actually creating the comics that are supposed to be the cornerstone of his media empire. A year ago, he was just half-assedly trying to cash in on comics the majority of his audience stopped giving a shit about half a decade ago.

That was also when he was actually being trolled. A year ago, the "trolling" was mostly people saying, "Yeah, I paid you $30, where's my fucking medallion?"

Ten years from now, he'll be posting Facebook statuses about how a year ago he was so much happier, when he still had his damn legs and the trolls weren't forcing him to keep drinking soda.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Never change, Chris.

Anyone on here still waiting on Chris to fulfill your order?

 

[Gav01]

Which Transformers series was Creative Prime in? I think I missed that one.

 

[Apocalypso]

If he was out of his prime how could he come up with creative stuff like this?
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Coming soon to PS4 and XBox One:

Prime-al Tard Rage

 

[melty]

So he yearns for the days when people gave him $1000 for doing nothing. Gee I wonder why.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Which Transformers series was Creative Prime in? I think I missed that one.

I'm sure shitty Transformer recolors will be his next new thing.

Creative Prime, indeed.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I thought his Prime was Thinking of ways to get Said Trolls to send him money.