FB 9/7 - Reminder of creative prime

[The Dude]

Um...no. Chris failing to fill his tards and crafts orders was 70% Playstation 4 and 30% Chris being a lazy ass. The trolls had fuck-all to do with it. This is just another "prime" example of Chris childishly shifting the blame for his problems on anyone and everyone else except Chris himself. Accountability and personal responsibility are words that are not in Chris' vocabulary.

 

[Trombonista]

Part of me wanted to respond to this post with "GET A JOB," but then I remembered he got fired from Wendy's a decade and a half ago. Hey, put that in your memories, Chris!

 

[SoneeBoi]

Trolls are still getting him down? How does he even know he's being trolled anymore? Long gone are the days of creative trolling. They've been replaced by weeny faggots who think they're being master trolls by exchanging passive-aggressive emails and messages with him. Just look at that newest release of hoarded "content".

 

[Lurkette]

Does anyone know the expiration date on a troll card? His autism card seems to have run out a couple years ago, so I guess...what...10, 12 years until he has to think up a new reason he's a lazy fatass?

 

[Dade]

Creative Prime, indeed

Is that a optimus prime joke?

 

[Dain Bramage]

Chris claims he had a prime. Chris blames his downfall on deh trolls and bullies. Another day that ends with a "y".

 

[Silver Octopus]

We are all at fault for Chris' laziness?

 

[bradsternum]

If stabbing yourself in the balls to give yourself a cunt isn't creative, I don't know what is.

 

[The Great Chandler]

If stabbing your yourself in the balls to give yourself a cunt isn't creative, I don't know what is.

His existence.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Frankensteining his hideous amiibos requires about as much creativity as assembling office furniture.

 

[nacklstheplatypus]

:stress sigh:

Looks like I'll have to get my Chris-chan merch like everyone else will (waiting until he dies in his late 30's and pick thru the hoard for choice collectibles).

Speaking of which, how long do you think Chris has?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

When there's nothing else to complain about, blame others for your circumstances in life. Chris is one of those people who just absolutely always has to have something to complain about.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Speaking of which, how long do you think Chris has?

Honestly, I think he's got a good while yet, barring some random act of Godbear like a car crash, or catastrophic dildo failure. My bet is he will fade into relative obscurity as he enters his early to mid 40s and die about a decade or two later.

A lot of that depends on where he ends up after the the other half of Borb finally joins the Lumberjack in hell. If he winds up in a half decent facility or group home, he could maybe live into his 60's or 70's. If he winds up in a horrible state run shit-hole, he could easily die far sooner than that due to a continued sedentary lifestyle. I would imagine that a moderately funded group home would get him active to a greater degree than he is now.

The next few years will decide it all, ultimately. He could die tomorrow, or outlive half of us. It all depends on his post-mother living arrangements.

 

[kobebyarlant]

So... Exactly when was the last time he sent out something that was paid for? I know he's already months behind on orders.

 

[DuskEngine]

Even Chris realises he's past it now

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Is that a optimus prime joke?

sure.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Chris peaked at

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Personally, I preferred the Ivy Saga over the Amiibo Saga, but I guess Chris and I have different tastes.

 

[Skeletor]

Wow, even Chris misses Classic Chris.

 

[idosometimes]

recoloring is not creativity

Beats anything most of us have ever done.

To be fair it was the most creative thing he'll ever do

How soon we forget the two albums released by Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.