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[curlytoes79]

I voted Chris a 1, strictly based on just him. If he tried, he could look better, but he doesn't, so he's a 1. It's not just that he's let himself go from his clown shirt days, it's that he's let himself go straight to hell and he's expecting someone else to lower themselves down there to "save" him.

Every time I think he couldn't look any worse, he surprises me. It's the only way that he consistently exceeds my expectations.

 

[exball]

does this have to be in the 1-10 range?

I know right, I'd say he's at least an 11

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Huh.

Chris should totally wear lucha masks from now on.

 

[soIregistered]

Huh.

Chris should totally wear lucha masks from now on.

El Chrissadore. What an epic saga that would be.

 

[The Dude]

the highest he's made it is about a 4

That's probably a 6, not particularly attractive, but not quite "I need eye bleach" ugly either. That selfie at the beginning of this forum was "I need eye bleach" ugly.

i've mentioned it somewhere else here before, but his pictures tend to improve when you cover the dead eyes.

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i may be wrong though

Y'know, the thing about Christian, he's got lifeless eyes, blank eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAs ya, and those blank eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch sighin', and the BRIEFS turns DITRY and CRAPPED.

 

[soIregistered]

So he's got...Michael Myers' eyes?? 8-)

 

[The Dude]

So he's got...Michael Myers' eyes?? 8-)

I was actually quoting Jaws, but yar, whatever.

Just looked at the imgur page for the facebook leak, and there's one from today of Anna's mom saying she "likes his hand shape" in his profile picture.

For once, I, like Chris, have absolutely no idea what she's talking about.

His hand is the only part of his body that gets exercise.

 

[homerbeoulve]

So he's got...Michael Myers' eyes?? 8-)

Yeah baby, YEAH!

 

[The Dude]

So he's got...Michael Myers' eyes?? 8-)

Yeah baby, YEAH!

Uh...wrong Michael Myers I believe.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Y'know, the thing about Christian, he's got lifeless eyes, blank eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAs ya, and those blank eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch sighin', and the BRIEFS turns DITRY and CRAPPED.

I'll never put on a clown shirt again. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

 

[The Dude]

Y'know, the thing about Christian, he's got lifeless eyes, blank eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAs ya, and those blank eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch sighin', and the BRIEFS turns DITRY and CRAPPED.

I'll never put on a clown shirt again. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

God I love you right now.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

His hand is the only part of his body that gets exercise.

His thumbs get plenty, at any rate. (maybe I got up too early but I wish we had a PS3 dualshock emoticon for right here)

 

[CatParty]

His hand is the only part of his body that gets exercise.

His thumbs get plenty, at any rate. (maybe I got up too early but I wish we had a PS3 dualshock emoticon for right here)

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

 

[drmccoy]

If she continues to friend him after that, that's proof enough that delusion runs in Anna's family

i wouldn't even say it's delusion. she's just trying to be nice. just like when she was "sending him positive thoughts" and he ripped into her for not sending him a girlfriend

Whenever I see him replying to this lady, my main thought is "Christ, what an asshole". And he is. No stupid A-Log crap here. Chris is the definition of an asshole for his replies here.

 

[Globe]

Whenever I see him replying to this lady, my main thought is "Christ, what an asshole". And he is. No stupid A-Log crap here. Chris is the definition of an asshole for his replies here.

Shitty as it is of him to respond to Anna's mom this way, there's nothing surprising about it. That little "YOU'RE ALL BAD FRIENDS FOR NOT DROPPING YOUR CAREERS AND PERSONAL LIVES TO GIVE ME ATTENTION" thing totally prepared me for this moment.

Also, that one guy that was sperging on the white knight group commented on Chris' most recent status update;

Yes Chris you've made a lot of mistakes in your life: But if you've found a way to move on then more power to you.

Is this guy for real or is he anti-trolling? Nothing about Chris' current state even remotely suggests that he's moved on from anything. Fuck, that's one of his biggest and most commonly-cited character flaws. He's still blaming somebody he sexually harassed nearly six years ago for all his current problems, for fuck's sake.

 

[soIregistered]

Whenever I see him replying to this lady, my main thought is "Christ, what an asshole". And he is. No stupid A-Log crap here. Chris is the definition of an asshole for his replies here.

Shitty as it is of him to respond to Anna's mom this way, there's nothing surprising about it. That little "YOU'RE ALL BAD FRIENDS FOR NOT DROPPING YOUR CAREERS AND PERSONAL LIVES TO GIVE ME ATTENTION" thing totally prepared me for this moment.

Also, that one guy that was sperging on the white knight group commented on Chris' most recent status update;

Yes Chris you've made a lot of mistakes in your life: But if you've found a way to move on then more power to you.

Is this guy for real or is he anti-trolling? Nothing about Chris' current state even remotely suggests that he's moved on from anything. Fuck, that's one of his biggest and most commonly-cited character flaws. He's still blaming somebody he sexually harassed nearly six years ago for all his current problems, for fuck's sake.

He's just being TRUE & HONEST, TROLL!!!!

Kenneth Englehardt was just the focus in one of the other threads for his awful Sonichu tribute of his own.

 

[trip2themoon]

If she continues to friend him after that, that's proof enough that delusion runs in Anna's family

i wouldn't even say it's delusion. she's just trying to be nice. just like when she was "sending him positive thoughts" and he ripped into her for not sending him a girlfriend

Whenever I see him replying to this lady, my main thought is "Christ, what an asshole". And he is. No stupid A-Log crap here. Chris is the definition of an asshole for his replies here.

He says he hates men but he seems to hate everyone. His attitude towards Anna's Mum was disgusting, he is a total prick of a guy and he does deserve to be lonely forever because he wants his own way all the time and has no clue about how a friendship works. I'd love to see the Tugboat sank so that he'd have to get a job and then find out how the real world works, rather then living in his wee bubble, expecting people to take time off work to come see him, hug him and go: there there.

The only people I know who are in their 30s and have no friends are real arseholes and for a child to grow up friendless suggests he was a total prick as a kid too.

 

[Coldgrip]

He says he hates men but he seems to hate everyone. His attitude towards Anna's Mum was disgusting, he is a total prick of a guy and he does deserve to be lonely forever because he wants his own way all the time and has no clue about how a friendship works. I'd love to see the Tugboat sank so that he'd have to get a job and then find out how the real world works, rather then living in his wee bubble, expecting people to take time off work to come see him, hug him and go: there there.

The only people I know who are in their 30s and have no friends are real arseholes and for a child to grow up friendless suggests he was a total prick as a kid too.

I think him being friendless as a child was more Borbs doing than Chris' own fault. Both parents seemed to want to keep Chris either locked away so people wouldn't ask too many questions about their sub-standard parenting or were constantly trying to leave him with other people so they could go out partying. So when Chris did interact with others the only role models he had to emulate were sonic, american rabbit and Borb.

 

[CalmMyTits]

That recent comment to Anna's mom was just ugh. Okay, so he wanted long hair? Fine! But he could have responded in a more polite way, like "Thanks for your suggestion, but I prefer my hair long" and that would have been fine.