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[trip2themoon]

He says he hates men but he seems to hate everyone. His attitude towards Anna's Mum was disgusting, he is a total prick of a guy and he does deserve to be lonely forever because he wants his own way all the time and has no clue about how a friendship works. I'd love to see the Tugboat sank so that he'd have to get a job and then find out how the real world works, rather then living in his wee bubble, expecting people to take time off work to come see him, hug him and go: there there.

The only people I know who are in their 30s and have no friends are real arseholes and for a child to grow up friendless suggests he was a total prick as a kid too.

I think him being friendless as a child was more Borbs doing than Chris' own fault. Both parents seemed to want to keep Chris either locked away so people wouldn't ask too many questions about their sub-standard parenting or were constantly trying to leave him with other people so they could go out partying. So when Chris did interact with others the only role models he had to emulate were sonic, american rabbit and Borb.

I can't imagine many 40 and 50 somethings wanting a young kid under their feet constantly so he probably was sent out to play often, the fact he only had one childhood friend (that we know of) and even she didn't really like him suggests that even as a kid he was a bit of a dick.

 

[Picklepower]

(Chris In Heaven)
God: Welcome.
CWC: Why the heck didn't you get me a sweetheart from the ground up!!??
God: My follower Job had many trials in his life and he-
CWC: And why didn't you create a magic cure for Autism!!?? This is Heaven?? There better be fresh china's here!
God: ugh.

 

[Coldgrip]

He says he hates men but he seems to hate everyone. His attitude towards Anna's Mum was disgusting, he is a total prick of a guy and he does deserve to be lonely forever because he wants his own way all the time and has no clue about how a friendship works. I'd love to see the Tugboat sank so that he'd have to get a job and then find out how the real world works, rather then living in his wee bubble, expecting people to take time off work to come see him, hug him and go: there there.
The only people I know who are in their 30s and have no friends are real arseholes and for a child to grow up friendless suggests he was a total prick as a kid too.

I think him being friendless as a child was more Borbs doing than Chris' own fault. Both parents seemed to want to keep Chris either locked away so people wouldn't ask too many questions about their sub-standard parenting or were constantly trying to leave him with other people so they could go out partying. So when Chris did interact with others the only role models he had to emulate were sonic, american rabbit and Borb.

I can't imagine many 40 and 50 somethings wanting a young kid under their feet constantly so he probably was sent out to play often, that fact he only had one childhood friend (that we know of) and even she didn't really like him suggests that even as a kid he was a bit of a dick.

Maybe? I'm willing to cut Chris a little more slack here considering kids can be asshole and not really know how badly their actions and words affect others. That and Chris did kinda have that look of a special needs kid so that probably made a lot of other kids steer clear of him and/or kids parents would tell their children to leave that retarded Chandler boy alone.

Or I could be completely wrong and Chris was just a spoiled asshole as a kid.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris and I are around the same age and so are our mothers. Barb stopped fixing dinner for Chris at 18. My mother made two homemade pizzas from scratch today for my 40+ year old brother. Barb never seemed to be much of a parent to begin with. She seems to be doing the least that can be done without being clinically dead. She's actually making his life worse than if she was absent.

 

[spaps]

Y'know, the asspatters are really beginning to get on my nerves. They're making Chris' situation worse by re-enforcing his beliefs. They're trying to get Chris to make a new video and a new Sonichu by cheering him up, but by saying what he's doing is fine, they're actually making him do the same old shit, or I guess the same new shit. I mean, we could pick apart exactly why Chris is unattractive, but he'll still side with his Facebook friends because we're TROLLS and his Facebook friends tell him nice things.

 

[FlyingTarantulas]

Y'know, the asspatters are really beginning to get on my nerves. They're making Chris' situation worse by re-enforcing his beliefs. They're trying to get Chris to make a new video and a new Sonichu by cheering him up, but by saying what he's doing is fine, they're actually making him do the same old shit, or I guess the same new shit. I mean, we could pick apart exactly why Chris is unattractive, but he'll still side with his Facebook friends because we're TROLLS and his Facebook friends tell him nice things.

I think they are trolls, or at the very least, white knights. Who else would actually bother to try to help Chris?

 

[spaps]

Y'know, the asspatters are really beginning to get on my nerves. They're making Chris' situation worse by re-enforcing his beliefs. They're trying to get Chris to make a new video and a new Sonichu by cheering him up, but by saying what he's doing is fine, they're actually making him do the same old shit, or I guess the same new shit. I mean, we could pick apart exactly why Chris is unattractive, but he'll still side with his Facebook friends because we're TROLLS and his Facebook friends tell him nice things.

I think they are trolls, or at the very least, white knights. Who else would actually bother to try to help Chris?

They're all just WEENers that just want new lulz.

 

[trip2themoon]

Y'know, the asspatters are really beginning to get on my nerves. They're making Chris' situation worse by re-enforcing his beliefs. They're trying to get Chris to make a new video and a new Sonichu by cheering him up, but by saying what he's doing is fine, they're actually making him do the same old shit, or I guess the same new shit. I mean, we could pick apart exactly why Chris is unattractive, but he'll still side with his Facebook friends because we're TROLLS and his Facebook friends tell him nice things.

Is it just me or is that guy Eddy trying to put ideas in Chris's head? And they have the cheek to call us a disgrace.

 

[Count groudon]

Well since he lurks here, yeah Chris, you're ugly as sin. It's your fault because you never take care of yourself.
Those people are just kissing your ass because you have autism and they feel sorry for you.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Y'know, the asspatters are really beginning to get on my nerves. They're making Chris' situation worse by re-enforcing his beliefs. They're trying to get Chris to make a new video and a new Sonichu by cheering him up, but by saying what he's doing is fine, they're actually making him do the same old shit, or I guess the same new shit. I mean, we could pick apart exactly why Chris is unattractive, but he'll still side with his Facebook friends because we're TROLLS and his Facebook friends tell him nice things.

CANADA HAS IT'S OWN SUBWAY PAGE?!?!?! Lesson of the day.

 

[The Mackers]

Its probably on her already, but did anyoen see this? Under his "how good looking am I" picture?



Mary McLerran - Hey I'm trying something new that might be good for you, too. If you have naturally curly hair, try getting it cut shorter and let the curls frame your face. I think you could rock that look!


Christian Weston Chandler - Short cut; NO.

 

[michael_vizduznier]

There's a long way to go, but he's off to a good start.

 

[Stalin]

If there was a 0 option, I'd pick that.

He could be a strong three if he bothered to practice basic hygiene. Nothing will ever fix that nose of his though.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

I don't think anything short of massive liposuction, skin removal after the liposuction, surgery to get his duck straightened out, a shower, a haircut, deodorant, breast reduction surgery, and a brain transplant could make him look better. Actually, if Dr. Frankenstein were to operate on him, he would look better.

 

[bradsternum]

A mortician might do a serviceable job making Chris presentable.

 

[Kosher Dill]

A mortician might do a serviceable job making Chris presentable.

By putting lipstick on his skeleton?

 

[Plissken]

Not to sound a-loggy, but definitely a 1. No woman on earth would see this obese, intolerant, sexually confused autistic guy and say "Hmmm, he looks HAWT". Not to mention the hygiene issues. If he improved himself and lost weight, he would definitely go up to a 5 or 6, but that's never gonna happen, because that requires effort

 

[drmccoy]

If there was a 0 option, I'd pick that.

He could be a strong three if he bothered to practice basic hygiene. Nothing will ever fix that nose of his though.

Here's how the dumb shit could improve his look:

1. Cut his fucking hair. He looks like a parody of a Juggalo at GOTJ. Short back and sides. Or shave it, depending on hair loss.
2. Wash the fucking hair.
3. Shower for the love of all things holy.
4. Acne cream. It'll help while he catches up on bathing.
5. Go to fucking Wal-Mart. (check.) Buy some basic clothes (Dickies is inexpensive, looks decent on fat guys and is somewhat in style.)
6. Stop with the stupid fucking Tomgirl shit. Christ, he looks and sounds so stupid.
7. He won't stand up to Barb but he can improve himself through basic processes. Get a gym membership in C-ville. If nothing else, go and shower there. Maybe walk around the track.

 

[QI 541]

I actually think he looks better with long hair (when they're not pigtails), but only because looking like a hobo is preferable to looking like a big fat baby.

 

[Marvin]

I actually think he looks better with long hair (when they're not pigtails), but only because looking like a hobo is preferable to looking like a big fat baby.

Maybe, but his striped shirt look with short hair is a lot more justifiable than his hobo look.