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[Dreamatorium]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

All the way back to the first page!

I'm a fat expert, he's at least 260-280 in that pic, might be up to 300 even. If he's really down around 220 its because he's got the muscle mass of a little girl. he was probably 220 in the pic with Megan on page 2. 220 relay isn't that big of a dude at all in the big picture, especially if you do physical labor/lift(lol, pulling weeds rite?).

Wait, I just realized I have no fucking idea how tall Chris is. My numbers assume hes between ~5'11" and 6'

He's like five ten

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

All the way back to the first page!

I'm a fat expert, he's at least 260-280 in that pic, might be up to 300 even. If he's really down around 220 its because he's got the muscle mass of a little girl. he was probably 220 in the pic with Megan on page 2. 220 relay isn't that big of a dude at all in the big picture, especially if you do physical labor/lift(lol, pulling weeds rite?).

Wait, I just realized I have no fucking idea how tall Chris is. My numbers assume hes between ~5'11" and 6'

I'd put Chris between 5'9'' and 5'10''. I weigh more than 220, but I'm a lot slimmer than he is. If he is 220 and looks like that, he's in really really really bad shape. I'm 6'2'' and have a much bigger frame than Chris, but I'm not saggy and lumpy, and have only one chin. His heart is going to explode by the time he's forty, unless he seriously addresses his fat consumption and cholesterol level immediately.

 

[Dreamatorium]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

All the way back to the first page!

I'm a fat expert, he's at least 260-280 in that pic, might be up to 300 even. If he's really down around 220 its because he's got the muscle mass of a little girl. he was probably 220 in the pic with Megan on page 2. 220 relay isn't that big of a dude at all in the big picture, especially if you do physical labor/lift(lol, pulling weeds rite?).

Wait, I just realized I have no fucking idea how tall Chris is. My numbers assume hes between ~5'11" and 6'

I'd put Chris between 5'9'' and 5'10''. I weigh more than 220, but I'm a lot slimmer than he is. If he is 220 and looks like that, he's in really really really bad shape. I'm 6'2'' and have a much bigger frame than Chris, but I'm not saggy and lumpy, and have only one chin. His heart is going to explode by the time he's forty, unless he seriously addresses his fat consumption and cholesterol level immediately.

Speaking of which, I wonder what his cholesterol level is. And if he has diabetes without being aware of it. He has to have some sort of health-related problem that corresponds to his ridiculous diet and lack of exercise

 

[snowkitten91]

Well, he has complained about heartaches before (which I'm sure he has associated with his girlfriend-free status and not his horrible diet).

 

[Dreamatorium]

Well, he has complained about heartaches before (which I'm sure he has associated with his girlfriend-free status and not his horrible diet).

Heartaches can just be from indigestion, I know lots of thin people who get them. I remember reading somewhere that he took cholesterol medicine

 

[snowkitten91]

Well, he has complained about heartaches before (which I'm sure he has associated with his girlfriend-free status and not his horrible diet).

Heartaches can just be from indigestion, I know lots of thin people who get them. I remember reading somewhere that he took cholesterol medicine

Yes, Lipitor.

 

[Dreamatorium]

Well, he has complained about heartaches before (which I'm sure he has associated with his girlfriend-free status and not his horrible diet).

Heartaches can just be from indigestion, I know lots of thin people who get them. I remember reading somewhere that he took cholesterol medicine

Yes, Lipitor.

How is this known?

 

[Overcast]

If he actually gave us a picture where he's smiling, and not looking like a sad sack he'd probably look slightly better.

 

[Hyperion]

How is this known?

The same way we know everything else. Chris told us, in detail.

 

[snowkitten91]

How is this known?

[cwc]Father_Call[/cwc]

Matthew: Really...because she's still pretty worried about you, she says. She think something's gonna happen to you, you know. She thinks it's not looking good. And didn't she, she told me you were on Lipitor?

Chris: Hmm.

Matthew: I mean, I know about that stuff. That's something people my age take. I don't take it myself, but I know people who do.

Chris: Yeah, well, for your information, my doctor got me off, took me off Lipitor a couple of months ago.

Matthew: Really.

Chris: Yes.

Matthew: I still don't think you...you still don't sound like you're terribly healthy. Okay, watching TV aside, and you play video games, how long do you do that a day, huh? I mean, with how much you sit around, your metabolism must not be so hot.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He's been on Lipitor since he was in his early twenties, which to me is very alarming. How is someone that young on a statin? Now that he's reached the age where his metabolism will be slowing, he's going to get flabbier and more lethargic. Given his lack of maintenance on himself, I'm surprised that he seems to dutifully shave. He always has a fresh, if oily, face. Maybe he doesn't have the testosterone to grow much hair. But his personality and laziness should mean that he has an unkempt bird's nest of a beard. Oh well, such are the wonders of Chris.

 

[waffle]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

All the way back to the first page!

I'm a fat expert, he's at least 260-280 in that pic, might be up to 300 even. If he's really down around 220 its because he's got the muscle mass of a little girl. he was probably 220 in the pic with Megan on page 2. 220 relay isn't that big of a dude at all in the big picture, especially if you do physical labor/lift(lol, pulling weeds rite?).

Wait, I just realized I have no fucking idea how tall Chris is. My numbers assume hes between ~5'11" and 6'

I'd put Chris between 5'9'' and 5'10''. I weigh more than 220, but I'm a lot slimmer than he is. If he is 220 and looks like that, he's in really really really bad shape. I'm 6'2'' and have a much bigger frame than Chris, but I'm not saggy and lumpy, and have only one chin. His heart is going to explode by the time he's forty, unless he seriously addresses his fat consumption and cholesterol level immediately.

Yeah, I weight like fucking 390 or some shit and don't look that much fatter than Chris, if anything my face looks skinnier. But I also actually have muscles from part time warehouse work and I'm 6'2'-3' depending on what convenience store I walk into.

To all you people saying he's a one, you've got to remember that its not like he's got half a face or no teeth or something. A buzz cut and a beard (not a neck beard) would do him wonders.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

To all you people saying he's a one, you've got to remember that its not like he's got half a face or no teeth or something.

You're right. Chris looks better than turn of the century victims of gas warfare and trench fighting.

 

[waffle]

I'm just saying that's got to bump him up to a two or three. That still isn't territory to be proud of, lol.

 

[Hyperion]

You're right. Chris looks better than turn of the century victims of gas warfare and trench fighting.

They also weren't bent ducked morbidly obese manbabies with an IQ in the single digits.

 

[homerbeoulve]

With all these commotions on how our OPL looks and what to do, we have to call one guy for the job. Carson Daly anyone? Seriously!

Anyway, with regards to his looks, yes it's a 1. I'm a grumpy nerdy guy in my 20's but I don't really resort to these hideous hygiene rituals that he have. If he really wants to look good, he might start from taking a bath first and use garden shears to cut that ugly hair off. I used to have a long hair when I was 19(it was like down to my shoulders but forced to cut it since it requires tons of shampoo) and it really irritates me a lot, ruining my mood. So there you go. We're just being honest here.

 

[Luscinia Hafez]

Chris needs to just accept that he's balding and cut his hair.

He should just shave the front half and braid the back into a Manchurian-style queue. Maybe he'd get more china.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(hairstyle)

GLORIA, AUGUSTA!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris having to go on Lipitor so young and when he'd be considered only chubby is pretty scary. There are people 100 pounds heavier than he is now who don't have cholesterol bad enough to go on medication. Either he has a really bad genetic predisposition or he's had a regular diet of stuff on the same level as Hungry Man since Barb stopped cooking for him at around age 18.

Goddammit Chris...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm surprised that he seems to dutifully shave. He always has a fresh, if oily, face.

He shaves his whole goddamn body, or at least he used to. I don't even like taking the time to shave my face more than once a week, I can barely comprehend how women find the time to shave their legs, legs are like half your body's surface area. But he does his whole body.

Although given what we know now about his alternative tomgenderism, maybe it makes a bit more sense that he would enjoy that, uh... feminine silky feel.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

You're right. Chris looks better than turn of the century victims of gas warfare and trench fighting.

They also weren't bent ducked morbidly obese manbabies with an IQ in the single digits.

Well, maybe the French.