FB Update 07-18 - HONOR ROLL and CD issues

[qld]

How do they handle pass/fail and other alternative grading schemes when it comes to honor roll? If he was just going to get some sort of recognition for attending school at the graduation ceremony, maybe a lot of his curriculum consisted of pass/fail and E for Effort! classes.

This boy has spent years pulling out and flashing his class ring, pulling out his yearbooks, old class T-shirts, so where is his "diploma?" Why has he not flashed that official document a zillion times over the last decade? Did he rip it to shreds while crying after they handed it to him?

 

[Henry Bemis]

How do they handle pass/fail and other alternative grading schemes when it comes to honor roll? If he was just going to get some sort of recognition for attending school at the graduation ceremony, maybe a lot of his curriculum consisted of pass/fail and E for Effort! classes.

This boy has spent years pulling out and flashing his class ring, pulling out his yearbooks, old class T-shirts, so where is his "diploma?" Why has he not flashed that official document a zillion times over the last decade? Did he rip it to shreds while crying after they handed it to him?

What is a diploma but physical proof that your high school days are over? Even before he wore his lingering attachments on his sleeve and his whole obsession with a reunion, Chris admitted to twitching and retching at cleaning out his locker. He doesn't want something like that staring him in the face.

Also, I guess a piece of paper with majestic, official font just ain't as warm and feel-goody as a class ring or any of that stuff. Those things still firmly attach him to that time and the "family" he had.

 

[just some jerk]

captcha to upload this to tinypic was "loud sigh"

ominous.

Why is he posting this on his facebook? Does he know everyone buying his stuff can see his leaks? Or does he "friend" everyone on ebay?

Its not even that I hate his interpretation of "stress", its just that he overuses the phrase.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

What is a diploma but physical proof that your high school days are over? Even before he wore his lingering attachments on his sleeve and his whole obsession with a reunion, Chris admitted to twitching and retching at cleaning out his locker. He doesn't want something like that staring him in the face.

Also, I guess a piece of paper with majestic, official font just ain't as warm and feel-goody as a class ring or any of that stuff. Those things still firmly attach him to that time and the "family" he had.

I doubt it's so much high school being over. Chris has some issues with his graduation, what withhim crying while accepting his diploma and Bob berating him for it, and has even manifested said issues into a villain in Sonichu. The whole ordeal was horrifying for OPL and the diploma serves as a reminder of that terrible night.

The grad ring symbolizes leaving high school too, but he has no issues with it. The grad books as well, but he probably views those as picture books of precious memories.

 

[Optimus Prime]

the diploma serves as a reminder of that terrible night.

Did it survive the fire? And if so, is it something Chris did in fact salvage or does our resident Indiana Jones happen to have acquired it through his sheer manliness like all the burned docs?

 

[just some jerk]

I doubt it's so much high school being over. Chris has some issues with his graduation, what withhim crying while accepting his diploma and Bob berating him for it, and has even manifested said issues into a villain in Sonichu. The whole ordeal was horrifying for OPL and the diploma serves as a reminder of that terrible night.

The grad ring symbolizes leaving high school too, but he has no issues with it. The grad books as well, but he probably views those as picture books of precious memories.

I thought he didn't like high school anymore because he found out his gal-pals turned out were not TRUE AND HONEST?

 

[knux]

How do they handle pass/fail and other alternative grading schemes when it comes to honor roll? If he was just going to get some sort of recognition for attending school at the graduation ceremony, maybe a lot of his curriculum consisted of pass/fail and E for Effort! classes.

This boy has spent years pulling out and flashing his class ring, pulling out his yearbooks, old class T-shirts, so where is his "diploma?" Why has he not flashed that official document a zillion times over the last decade? Did he rip it to shreds while crying after they handed it to him?

This is how I feel. Why wouldn't he just come out with the proof to silence every critic?
I think it's because he was told he was on Honor Roll or was led to believe it. He doesn't actually know for sure.

When pressed on the issue, he claimed his report cards were out of his reach?
Since he isn't 100% certain, such report cards may prove him wrong. Rather than risk that, he'll just say he doesn't know where they are etc...
Then he can continue claiming it as long as he likes.

Now the reports have actually come out, unless he has some other proof. This to me looks like he was just told and it is pretty unlikely he was on Honor Roll.
I mean, the work he has produced after school, certainly doesn't look like A Grade student work to me. His grades just complete the picture.

 

[_blank_]

Why is he posting this on his facebook? Does he know everyone buying his stuff can see his leaks? Or does he "friend" everyone on ebay?

Its not even that I hate his interpretation of "stress", its just that he overuses the phrase.

Even since Chris was posting videos, he's never really grasped how social media works. Instead of just shooting someone an email directly and explain the situation, he finds it suitable to make a public post about it, emphasizing whatever hardships he possibly could. For example, if he somehow managed to get a papercut, you could bet he would whine about being injured while sealing envelopes and he has to take the rest of the day off.

In the same obtuse way, Chris has always seemed to think that posting something publicly will mean that only the intended audience will pay attention and everyone will toddle off elsewhere, which is usually when we get some of the finest insights into the inner-workings of Chris' mind.

 

[Sovandie]

Why is he posting this on his facebook? Does he know everyone buying his stuff can see his leaks? Or does he "friend" everyone on ebay?

My guess is that he thinks that by posting public statuses, he's done his duty in informing people of the situation at hand. It ties in to his narcissism - he assumes that everyone he's trying to address is already hanging off his every word and actively seeking out his posts, ergo he doesn't need to communicate these things personally.

 

[just some jerk]

Even since Chris was posting videos, he's never really grasped how social media works. Instead of just shooting someone an email directly and explain the situation, he finds it suitable to make a public post about it, emphasizing whatever hardships he possibly could. For example, if he somehow managed to get a papercut, you could bet he would whine about being injured while sealing envelopes and he has to take the rest of the day off.

In the same obtuse way, Chris has always seemed to think that posting something publicly will mean that only the intended audience will pay attention and everyone will toddle off elsewhere, which is usually when we get some of the finest insights into the inner-workings of Chris' mind.

My guess is that he thinks that by posting public statuses, he's done his duty in informing people of the situation at hand. It ties in to his narcissism - he assumes that everyone he's trying to address is already hanging off his every word and actively seeking out his posts, ergo he doesn't need to communicate these things personally.

The irony is that everyone who bought his crap DOES know who he is and is aware of his actions. Granted, in Chris's mind its not weens and Christorians, but the adoring Sonichu loving masses of the public.

 

[Christ-Chan]

What is a diploma but physical proof that your high school days are over?

What is a diploma? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

 

[deeman]

Good work all, trying to track down the facts on Chris's Honor Roll status. One thing, though... Let's not forget that even if the school confirms that Chris was never on the Honor Roll, it won't affect him any more than his gal-pals telling him they didn't really like him. Chris will always choose his preferred set of facts over objective reality.

"Yeah, da school said I was not on da honor roll, but I know high school was the best time of my life and I was socially awesome and cool, and cool people get good grades so I got good grades and got in da honor roll. So there."

Of course, this is for Christorical purposes only. Anyone got any funny alternate names for Watergate?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My suspicion is that Chris believed/decided that he was on the Honor Roll, when in fact he got some lesser award. He then decided, as per the Aspergers/autism argument, that he would close his mind to any other possibility, and made up the story about not being able to get to his report cards.

Frankly, though, it doesn't really matter, as the Honor Roll qualification in this case means precisely fuck-all. We know his academic achievements were non-existent, he's stupid enough to be outwitted by certain types of fungus and he hasn't managed to use the status to his advantage in any way. In all honesty, it's probably done him more harm than good, because it's given him this repeatedly-punctured delusion that he was some sort of genius and success is just around the corner.

 

[Some JERK]

My suspicion is that Chris believed/decided that he was on the Honor Roll, when in fact he got some lesser award. He then decided, as per the Aspergers/autism argument, that he would close his mind to any other possibility, and made up the story about not being able to get to his report cards.

Frankly, though, it doesn't really matter, as the Honor Roll qualification in this case means precisely fuck-all. We know his academic achievements were non-existent, he's stupid enough to be outwitted by certain types of fungus and he hasn't managed to use the status to his advantage in any way. In all honesty, it's probably done him more harm than good, because it's given him this repeatedly-punctured delusion that he was some sort of genius and success is just around the corner.

Here's a possible explanation: For a short period, Chris turned in some work that wasn't quite as shitty as usual. One of his teachers said "Alright, Christian! You're on a roll!"

The rest of this explanation has to do with Chris being a fucking idiot.

 

[KaiserC]

does our resident Indiana Jones happen to have acquired it through his sheer manliness like all the burned docs?

Heh, I pictured skyraider running away from an obese-again Barb rolling down the stairs.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I dont know how much more proof do you guys need of Chris not being on honor roll when Bob himself confirmed it...

It is noteworthy that Chris' father stated in a Prank Call that Chris did not, in fact, make the Honor Roll.[8]

On the other hand, as it was already pointed here, I believe Chris believes he made it.

He is too stupid to achieve it and too dense to realize that he didnt...

 

[Henry Bemis]

Here's a possible explanation: For a short period, Chris turned in some work that wasn't quite as shitty as usual. One of his teachers said "Alright, Christian! You're on a roll!"

Considering Chris's love of wordplay and hence his love of grinding anything remotely clever into the ground, it is possible he might've fallen in love with the phonetic similarities between "on a roll" and "honor roll." And then he just repeated it enough until gosh darn it, he was honor roll.

 

[Doctor Duke]

oh, i'd be willing to bet he was on the honor roll for a semester. same with the dean's list at pvcc. again, i imagine it was one semester where he got particularly softball classes/teachers that dealt with borb, whatever. chris was told he made the honor roll, he loved the shit out of it, repeated it constantly, and just kept holding on to it no matter what happened in future semesters.

its not too different from how he (i don't remember the specifics) "exercised" by walking around the neighborhood once or twice and that led to him claiming to exercise regularly for goodness knows how long. it was something that occurred, chris liked it, so he refuses to acknowledge that it's changed/gone away.

honestly a lot of people i know are like that. i have a good friend who "exercises regularly" and used to be a gym buddy but hasn't gone regularly in truth for over a year. still will claim that he works out on the reg tho.

 

[Some JERK]

oh, i'd be willing to bet he was on the honor roll for a semester. same with the dean's list at pvcc. again, i imagine it was one semester where he got particularly softball classes/teachers that dealt with borb, whatever. chris was told he made the honor roll, he loved the shit out of it, repeated it constantly, and just kept holding on to it no matter what happened in future semesters.

its not too different from how he (i don't remember the specifics) "exercised" by walking around the neighborhood once or twice and that led to him claiming to exercise regularly for goodness knows how long. it was something that occurred, chris liked it, so he refuses to acknowledge that it's changed/gone away.

honestly a lot of people i know are like that. i have a good friend who "exercises regularly" and used to be a gym buddy but hasn't gone regularly in truth for over a year. still will claim that he works out on the reg tho.

Yeah, it's somewhat common even for non-manbabies to stretch being on the honor roll one time in 2nd grade into being on honor-roll "all through high school"

I should know... I graduated with a 8.0 GPA

 

[LordCustos3]

This boy has spent years pulling out and flashing his class ring, pulling out his yearbooks, old class T-shirts, so where is his "diploma?"

Very astute question, old chap.
Where indeed.

Why has he not flashed that official document a zillion times over the last decade? Did he rip it to shreds while crying after they handed it to him?

Welllllll, c'mon.....whats more important?
Some super-important piece of paper from an accredited institution of general learning.....or the irrelevant copyright document "proving" his "ownership" of the Sonichu "copyright"?
To him, only the latter was worth gloating about.
Besides, that accredited institution of general learning held him down while recording his screams.
Any memories of the accredited institution of general learning makes him sad in the pants and liable to crash into slumber.

I should know... I graduated with a 8.0 GPA

You have a GPA in the single digits?
How adorable.